With Santorum out of the presidential race, will Mitt Romney leave the porn industry alone? Those making the sex movies hope so. President Obama, the best thing to happen to the American people since the 2010 World Series, has maintained a safe distance. Here at Orgasm, we assume that him and Michelle get down with some porn from time to time. That’s what most Americans do, they watch sex movies after a long day of work. Anyway, if Obama’s re-elected we can expect that he’ll leave the adult entertainment industry alone because he’s a real man and real men watch porn. Look at Romney below. Does he look like a real man to you?
Archive for April, 2012
Will Romney Butt Out Of The Porn Industry’s Business?
Sunday, April 15th, 2012
Naked Women Are Le Sex
Saturday, April 14th, 2012In a perfect world chicks would walk around naked. But, since the world ain’t perfect, you’ll have to settle for your friendly neighborhood porn pusher, Orgasm.com. We’re bringing you a spicy pictorial full of live, nude girls. Okay, they’re not live but they’re naked and they’re women. Can you say XXX explosion? I bet you can.
The Lazy Man’s Guide To Doggystyle Sex
Thursday, April 12th, 2012Sometimes, I’ll be watching something and it’ll end. If I have the remote handy, I’ll change the channel. If I don’t I’ll just watch whatever’s on next. That’s how I got into Storage Wars. Let’s face it guys, we’re lazy. Instead of getting up to grab the remote, I watched a bunch of idiots bid on storage lockers. We don’t want to work for anything, especially when it comes to sex. We just want to lie back and let the ladies take care of everything. But eventually our girls get angry at us for our minimal approach to banging. They have sore thighs, they say. They want something more from us besides a dildo on a skateboard (a term coined by author Irvine Welsh). So here it is, an easy sex position that won’t make you work too hard but will make her think you are: Doggystyle. Read on and learn why this position benefits both you and your girl.
Porn Maker Relishes In Santorum’s Exit
Wednesday, April 11th, 2012Rick Santorum and the adult industry weren’t the best of friends. Santorum was vocal about his hatred of all things XXX but I’m pretty sure he secretly jerked it to free HD porn like EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET. Why bother fronting like you aren’t interested in titties? It’s counterproductive. Anyway, everyone’s favorite porn makers, the good folks at Vivid Entertainment are having a field day over Ricky’s announcement to suspend his presidential bid, probably so he’d have more free time to secretly jack-off to fuck films. Read on and find out how Vivid Entertainment’s co-founder and chairman is thrilled with Santorum’s political exit.
Porn Industry Fights Back Against Condoms
Tuesday, April 10th, 2012LA Weekly reports that the porn industry is stinking mad about this whole condom thing and they’re not gonna take it lying down. Back in January, the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance requiring that all porn stars wear condoms during XXX shoots. Although condoms don’t always feel good and restrict the feeling in your Emmitt Smith, they do protect against STDs and pregnancy. Do you want kids right now? Didn’t think so. Why then, is the porn industry so freakin’ pissed about this? Read on and find out.
Porn Star Of The Day: Chasey Lain
Monday, April 9th, 2012After a brief bunny induced hiatus, we’re back. Get it? Bunnies? Easter? Why is there a bunny anyway? What do rabbits have to do with the resurrection of Christ? Whatever, who cares? Let’s look at some tits. Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week cums to us from your earliest wet dreams. Ladies and gentlemen, her name is Chasey Lain and she’s been making sex movies since the premiere of Eerie, Indiana.
Alien Sex – Yes It’s A Thing
Sunday, April 8th, 2012Ever since Captain Kirk banged a green bitch, fanboys everywhere have been obsessing over alien sex. Yes, it’s a real thing. There are websites devoted to it. Not my kind of fetish, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Or should I say USS Enterprise?
Sunny Leone Not Turning Her Back On Sex Movies
Saturday, April 7th, 2012Porn star Sunny Leone isn’t about to forget her XXX roots. Although the star of many sex movies that you’ve jacked off to is making her big-screen debut in Jism 2 (no really, that’s the name of the film), she knows where she came from. Like Jenny From The Block before her, this porn star knows what made her a household name and is giving the XXX industry it’s proper respect.
Swedish Porn CEO Plans Tell-All
Friday, April 6th, 2012Berth Milton Jr, who ran Private Media Group, a Swedish adult entertainment empire, has been ousted from the company. The New York Post reports that Milton is planning on releasing a tell-all book with a movie to follow chronicling his adventures with the creme de la creme of the porn industry.
Porn Star Hollie Stevens Battling Cancer
Thursday, April 5th, 2012SF Weekly reports that gorgeous porn star and clown porn pioneer, Hollie Stevens is battling cancer. In a sad twist of events, the 30 year old XXX performer was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2011. She underwent a mastectomy in August of that year but the bad news keeps coming. After the jump, let’s salute this gorgeous goddess as she prepares for another round of treatment.
