Archive for November, 2010

Dating In The Workplace: Dos and Don’ts

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

While dating in the workplace is still seen as taboo in many industries, it’s the most common place for partners to meet. In fact, a new study shows that 40% of all people have dated a co-worker at some point in their lives. With office romance here to stay, there are some rules you can follow to make your corporate dating experience more rewarding. Read on for our dos and don’t to workplace hookups!

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Do: Go about work normally

The cardinal rule when dating a co-worker is to go about business as usual. Don’t let your love life affect your productivity – after all, you had your job before you met your flame, and you’ll have to have a job when you break-up.

Don’t: Bring arguments to work

Friction is negated in an effective work environment, so save the drama for your mama. Our #1 tip to making an office romance work is to leave your arguments at home. Your girlfriend fucked your brother? No one cares…

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Do: Sneak romance into the workplace

Days at work can get pretty boring, so feel free to spice up your relationship with a little discreet loving on office hours. And if you’re in the habit of working late, may we recommend sex on the photocopier?

Don’t: Harass unwitting coworkers

If you’re looking to hook up with a coworker remember that the line between friendly flirting and harassment can be thin. Don’t get carried away hitting on someone who isn’t interested – you could lose your dignity and your job.

Do: Acknowledge your status as a couple

There’s no better way to set co-workers against you than to lie about the obvious: if you’re fucking someone in the office, come clean about it. Trust is important at work, and more important than faux privacy.

Don’t: Bring work home with you

Just like leaving arguments at home, make sure you leave your work day at work. There’s no better way to suck the love out of a relationship then to make your bed into the office. If you can get this one right, you’re on the path to dating bliss!

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What Makes Women Want To Have Sex

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Back when you were an innocent child and had just come across the concept of sex, you were probably inclined to believe that your parents only bumped uglies a handful of times – to conceive you and the rest of your siblings. However, as you got older you quickly realized that reproduction was often the last thing in the minds of sexually active folk. In fact, a new study shows that procreating is only one out of 237 reasons as to why people have sex. Below, we cover some of the most common reasons as to why women chose to get psychical.

1. You Know How To Kiss Her – Even if you’re no longer in high-school, you can never be too old for a good ol’ makeout session. In fact, women are far less likely to have sex with a bad kisser. Now, before deeming yourself lucky and heading out to look for a one-night-stand, know that your definition of a good kiss may not be the same as your partners. To increase your chances, make sure you act with confidence, smell good and most importantly, brush you teeth.

2. You’re Willing To Commit – Nothing can turn a woman off more than lack of commitment. If you’ve wined her and dined her and have yet to have to get laid, she’s probably still second-guessing your ability to commit. So if you want to ‘get down tonight’, let her know just how involved you really are.

3. You Know How To Pick The Right Spot – Knowing how to use romance in the right ways can be one of the most beneficial aspects for those wanting to get lucky. Start by picking out the perfect location. Traveling to a foreign country will bring a sense of excitement that she may not have back home. By sharing a foreign experience as a couple, your sense of intimacy will be far greater, thus increasing your chances of jumping her bones.

4. You Look Good – Meatheads can work out all they want, but they’re not necessarily attracting women in the process. A recent UCLA study determined that women found lean, toned bodies a lot more desirable than their skinny or bulky counterparts. Women perceive too much muscle as being somewhat of a threat and are well aware that it comes at a price. After all, it takes plenty of time to get that big – and it’s time you could’ve been spending with her.

5. She Wants To Cater To Your Needs – For those seeking an orgasm, start with communication. Woman can often feel insecure about initiating sex due to lack of information as to your likes and dislikes in the sack. To fix this, try to have an open conversation about your sexual preferences – preferably outside the bedroom. Studies show that 79% of unpleasant sex-related chats happen right before – or after – sex. An alternative for the brave: have her watch some free porn and pay attention to her remarks. You may learn a lot more than you think.

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For The Money

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Gwen Turner tried not to fidget while she waited for Miss Alden to read her resume.

“Hmmm,” the tall older woman hummed while flipping the pages slowly. When she was finished she closed the folder, removed her reading glasses, leaned back in her chair and asked: “Why do you want to work for Mr. Valentine, Miss Turner?”

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Gwen had experienced enough job interviews to know she couldn’t bullshit April Alden. Every woman in LA wanted to work for Hal Valentine and quite a few did. Gwen knew the money was good and she had heard the stories…both of which she wanted to experience first hand.

“For the money ma’am,” she replied. “Mostly.”

“A reasonable answer,” replied Miss Alden, “and by the way you smile when you say ‘mostly’ I assume you know about the ‘duties’, Mr. Valentine expects his girls to perform?”

“Well, yes ma’am, I’ve heard.”

“Let’s give you a try then,” Miss Alden said standing. Gwen followed the woman into the spacious house.

“This is as far as clothes are allowed,” the tall lady said. “When you’re naked and ready, go join the others out back.”

Five minutes later Gwen walked out to a low big pool, a sparkling blue and vanilla colored back patio, and seven women-all bustier, lankier and more beautiful then the next-strewn about on low cloth lounge chairs, naked as she was. She took one of the empty chairs at the eastern edge of the group, the girls smiled and said hello, then she turned to see Hal Valentine himself hopping out of the water.

The handsome man was naked to, his thick cock twitching with each glance across his bevy and within a few minutes he was fully aroused. He stood up and paced in front of the women; Gwen had heard the term “alpha male” but never until this very minute did she understand its significance. Standing in front of her was one of the richest men in the world and she felt her pussy lips pulsating with the complete knowledge that she’d just about do anything the man asked. She reached down and began to tickle a finger through her hairy pussy, trying desperately to gain Hal’s attention, almost not aware she was doing so. When she glanced over at the other girls, she was surprised to find that each and everyone of them was finger fucking herself in the hope of impressing the boss.

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With a motion of his hand, Hal indicated for a buxom blonde girl to get to her feet. Though she should have been, Gwen really wasn’t surprised when the pretty blonde walked from Hal, got on her knees on Gwen’s lounge chair then slid over Gwen’s belly up to her own sweaty big boobs. As with all of the girls here, the blonde was as hairy as Gwen and the two girls tried to maneuver their muffs so that their clits made quick contact. Moaning into position as Hal and the other girls watched, Gwen made sure she was right on target with her clit to the other girl’s, as the two women spread and ‘met’ violently. Hal looked down and began to jerk off over a real busty brunette who had dipped back her head and opened her mouth to take his hot come when he rained it down over her. Gwen and the blonde stiffened their sweet little pussies flooding and crying out in shared shattering orgasms.

Later that evening, while resting in her room, Gwen heard a knock on the door. When she opened it, April was standing there with a bouquet of flowers.

“From the boss, he was very impressed,” the woman said and

Gwen took the flowers.

“Please thank Mr. Valentine and tell him; I want the job,” she said smiling.

Top 5 Unexpected Sex-Related Terms

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Imagine a world without sex. Not only would it be incredibly empty, but if for some odd reason we still managed to reproduce, we’d have to find something else to influence our day-to-day lives. For those who don’t think sex is everywhere, read on for a list of cleverly concealed sex-related names. From everyday words to music, one thing is for sure – sex is everywhere.

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1. Steely Dan – For all you baby boomers out there, you’ll remember this soft rock band back in their glory days. In the 1950′s – when the band originally came together – members Walter Becker and Donald Fagen were unable to come up with an original name. Being that they were both into beat literature, they ended up taking the name of one of the characters in a book called “The Naked Lunch”. That’s right folks, Steely Dan was based off a massive strap-on dildo – and that was before free porn.

2. Vanilla – It’s no coincidence that your friends crack sex jokes everytime you lick an ice cream cone. What we presently know as “vanilla” is derived from a mix of the Spanish word “vainilla” and the Latin word “vaina” – a direct translation of “vagina” (or “pussy“, if you’d rather). By taking one close look at a vanilla pod, you’ll quickly understand why that is.

3. The Velvet Underground – One of the most revolutionary bands of the 60′s and 70′s, this band stood for anything alternative and out of the ordinary. Originating in New Jersey, the band landed it’s first gig back when they didn’t even have a name. After finding an S&M magazine with the words “Velvet Underground” plastered across it, the rest was history.

4. The Heart Shape – As romantic as it may look to us now, researchers have reasons to believe that the classic heart shape was actually inspired by a woman’s ass. The Greeks were known to have created a temple called Kallipygos, a worshipping ground that translates into “Goddess with the Beautiful Buttocks”. All hail the big booty!

5. Jazz – We all know that jazz tends to be associated to sex. It’s smooth enough to set the mood and get just about anyone in that particular state of mind. What you didn’t know is that the word “jazz” is derived off the Creole term “jass” – which stands for ‘sex’.

7 Things Women Can Do With Their Tits To Turn Us On

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Tits: what are they good for? They’re just an over grown replica of what we guys have on our own bodies, but for some reason, we can’t get enough of them! Big ones, small ones, uneven ones, we aren’t picky. Boobs are boobs, and for some reason they totally turn us on. We love seeing a chicks tits in action, especially in these scenarios:

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1. There’s a reason why women jumping on a trampoline is the ad for a little old TV program called “The Man Show” Who wouldn’t want to watch those boobs bounce up and down all day long? Most people don’t have trampolines so that’s what the bed is for. It’s just bouncy enough to get those things swinging.

2. There’s nothing sexier than when a chick presses her tatta’s up against glass. Whether she is giving you a sneak peek through the shower or she is giving you a nice view through the back yard window when you’re mowing the lawn.

3. When she puts on lipstick with her cleavage like Molly Ringwald did in The Breakfast Club, I get an instant boner. It takes talent to stick lipstick in between her cleave and then put it on, no hands. That’s the kind of girl that I like!

4. Amen for Victoria’s Secret because there is nothing hotter than a nice rack in a sexy piece of lingerie.Everything looks better behind a thin veil of satin, lace, and feathers.

5. It’s hard not to look when a girl bends over right in front of you and all you can focus on is her cleavage which is saying, “hello look at me!” Sometimes I think that they do it on purpose to get our attention. Either way, accidentally or on purpose, I like it!

6. It can be hard to find sometimes, but if you find a chick that knows how to twirl tassels and and all of the other crazy ass burlesque shit, than you’re a lucky guy!

7. Titty fucking a chick is probably one of the best uses out of those beautiful twins Not only is it really hot and resembles something you would see in porn, you’re also reducing the chances of getting her knocked up!

Of course tits are great in all of these scenarios, but they’re also great under a t-shirt. Bottom line, men love boobies!

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The Spermjacker: Coming To A Bar Near You

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

imagesAs kids, our parents would go on and on about the alleged bogeyman, an evil man who would snatch us away if we were too naughty. What they never told us however, was about Lara Carter, the dreaded spermjacker. When all the children have gone to bed, Carter heads out deep into the night. Her mission? To have unprotected sex with innocent victims.

The story goes as follows: After witnessing one of her friends holding her newborn baby, Lara Carter found herself with the uncontrollable urge to have kids of her own. Having no boyfriend or potential prospects, and discarding the possibility of resorting to a sperm-bank (due to its high cost), Carter realized that all she really needed was some sperm. And damnit, she was going to get it.

The process was really quite simple. After taking an ovulation test and determining her chances of fertility, Lara would go to bars and throw herself at men while pretending to be drunk. Unlikely to turn down an easy lay, men would have sex with her while being completely unaware of her true intentions. In the event of a one-night-stand wanting to use protection, Carter would make sure to carry condom in her purse. One small detail, however – the tips were all cut off.

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Although Lara has yet to be sperminated, she openly talks about her pursuit and even labels herself “the sperm hunter”. According to the woman herself, “Men my age aren’t interested in a relationship, so I have given up on trying to have a relationship with a parter”. It is still unclear as to how Carter will react to her ‘babydaddy’ – aka. could you ask for child support after technically stealing sperm? But as a reminder to men everywhere, stay away from women who are a little too eager for a one-night-stand. You don’t want to end up with a bastard child. And If you’re feeling horny, free porn is a far safer bet.

“SexyTime” on the iPhone

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Once again there has been a link to Apple and sex. First it was the direct connection of iPhone owners and how they are more likely to have more sex partners than regular Blackberry or android users. Then it was watching porn instantaneously on the iPad or the iPhone. And now its a new, premium sex application for both the iPad and the iPhone.

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Except that this application is not just another attempt to monetize sexual curiosity, there is actually some scientific backing to it. Even though the “SexyTime Sex Position Guide and Choreographer” has already been banned in China after just one month of being on the market. Apparently not everyone appreciates the science of sex!

The company’s platform is nothing but a simple yet ambitious statement: to improve health and wellness through better sex. One of the chief scientists working on the application said that is easier said than done. Apparently people are attracted to over-the-top, flashy products, and something that is geared towards improving health is not as enticing.

It’s pretty sad that people, especially those who really need the advice, aren’t taking advantage of this application because it is the one’s who need the advice most that are less likely to go out and see it! And what better way to get it right on your iPhone.

I always thought my dick was the most important sex organ, but according to these scientists, the brain is. Who would have thought? That’s the main reason for creating this application, so that “people enjoy exciting, rewarding lovemaking, and simultaneously become smarter about sex. Better, more frequent sex means healthier minds and bodies.”

Sounds kind of lame to me, except for the fact that the app also will help in suggesting new ideas and techniques to your partner in the bedroom. Something I’m sure we all need a a little help in!

The app is completely inexpensive, especially compared to the benefits. Something that gives sex advice anywhere on the go has got to be worth something!

Lactation Room

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Donna leaned forward to get a better look at the hose, in the process jiggling her milk-loaded big boobs side to side under her nightgown.

“This looks like it,” Andy said softly, standing up straight from behind her bed. “That little crack prevents the machine from making suction, which in turn, doesn’t allow the milk to be pumped from your breasts. I think you’re going to have to replace that hose.”

“Or,” the lady said, popped her right tit out and flicked at her engorged nipple. A dollop of milk released.

“It hurts a little bit, but it gets the job done, at least for now.”

“David’ll be able to fix that when he gets back,” Andy said gulping at the sudden sight of his neighbor’s bare breast.

“Yeah…” Donna sighed, then looking up at the handsome black man she asked: “Wanna give it a try? I mean, I got you outta the yard, I might as well…”

With trembling hands, Andy sat on the chair next to the pretty blonde and reached down for Donna’s exposed nipple.

“See, it’s easy.”

Of course the couple sprang into immediate arousal and as Andy flicked more drops out of Donna’s huge right tit the woman under him lean back and shaped her lips into a perfect ‘O’.

“Um, let me…” she said and Andy took his hands off Donna as the woman lifted her nightie off. Though her big milky tits had been the object of why Andy had come over in the first place, he couldn’t help but look at down at all of the woman’s perfect full body. Some women blossom in pregnancy, Donna was blooming these two months after giving birth to her son and if Andy was attracted to the woman before, he was raging hard for her now!

Donna’s pussy was a sprig of light pubic hair with a bright pink pair of lips running right down the middle. He wanted to touch it, he wanted to stare, get close, take a picture with his mind, but instead Donna said.

“Scoot up here with me and I’ll let you lick it.”

Andy knelt on the bed and had his head down into Donna’s crotch even before he got on the bed completely.

He first nosed around the outside of the girl’s lips, savoring the sweet smell, while Donna squirmed, trying in vain to get Andy to make contact with her protruding clit. He flicked his tongue at it, tease, taunted and tickled that nub of muscle, then finally, after what Donna felt had to be five minutes but wasn’t even one, Andy buried his tongue deep into her hot hole. Donna came instantly.

“Now you,” she said seconds after coming and Andy lay back. Donna wiggled down his body, undid his jeans and had his hard cock out and in her sweet little hands in seconds.

“Mmmm,” the girl said to the big erection in her hand, dipped her head and took Andy fully into her mouth.

“Oh God,” Andy moaned.

Andy’s neighbor’s woman’s mouth was a vacuum and Andy’s cock was getting the sucking of its life.

Looking down at her sweet innocent face, lips filled with his dark meat, Donna huge chest squished there at his thighs and her wide open wet crotch too far down for him to touch, Andy felt his balls clutch.

“I’m…I’m,” he panted as he fount a hot thick come blast down Donna’s throat.

“Do…Do…” Andy cried as his neighbor kept her mouth on his leaking cock and he gave her more and more and more…

She even reached down to her pussy and with two or three hard fast strokes on her clit, forced another orgasm.

A minute later Andy was wrangling his cock back into his pants.

“Now make sure you replace that hose and I think your pump will work just fine,” he said.
Donna rolled her head to face him.

“Mmmmmmm, I will, but not ’til Mark gets home. Could you check on me tomorrow?’

“Sure, what are neighbors for?” Andy asked and kissed the salty lips under him.

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Mama Knows Best

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

“Take it easy,” Hillary said punching the boy under her lightly in the arm, “they aren’t beach balls, ya know?”

Tommy looked up from her massive chest and cooed: “Please may I suck on them, please?”

Hillary laughed and pushed her boyfriend’s head back into her warm cleavage.

Tommy was back to pulling lightly on her nipples with his teeth, it almost hurt her the way he was kinda rough, but it was also making Hillary very wet.

“You’re gonna have to…” she cooed opening her legs, trying to angle so she could rub the front of her jeans against Tommy’s big bugle. “You’re gonna have to.”

The boy came up off her chest, remembering both his conversation with Hillary’s mom and the lumbering need to get his cock out. He reached down, unbuckled his pants, unzipped his fly and took his cock out.

Hillary scooted down her shorts to reveal that she to had worn no panties in preparation for his visit.

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She was shaved warm and wet as she spread her thick legs to allow the boy between her for her first time.

Just before Tommy pushed his purple dewy head into the pretty little pussy under her he remembered: Carol Higgins, Hillary’s mom, had invited Tommy into the house only a half hour before. As usual, handsome Tommy couldn’t help but stare at the older woman’s chest but this time as Carol sat across from her daughter’s first-ever boyfriend, the older woman was determined to address the young man’s obvious obsession before Hillary came bouncing down the steps.

“Tommy, you have to be more considerate of Hillary’s feelings,” the older woman began. “She thinks that the only reason you’re dating her is to get your hands on her breasts, and I have to admit that seeing the way you look at me…”

“Oh no, Mrs. Higgins,” Tommy answered quickly, “that’s just not true, I really do like your daughter, it’s just that, well, I….”

The older woman softened her voice and replied: “I understand how you feel, Hillary does have very pretty breasts, but please try to show some interest in something other than her boobs, can you do that for me?”

“I’ll do better then that, ma’am,” Tommy had promised.

A half hour later he was pushing forth inside his girlfriend plundering her little un-traveled cunt for all he was worth.

Tommy groaned back into his girlfriends big boobs while Hillary began moving her pussy violently up and down his thick shaft. Even though he was sure he couldn’t, Tommy grew even harder as he and his girlfriend fucked for the first time, right downstairs from where Mrs. H. rumbled overhead making cookies in the family kitchen!

It was so warm and welcoming here up tight in his girlfriend’s vagina Tommy was sure he would never want to leave.

Hillary had ever felt a cock up her and Tommy’s was filling her almost to the point she felt she couldn’t take it…almost.

“Are you gonna?” Tommy asked looking down at the red-faced girl under him.

He remembered his pledge to Mrs. Higgins, wanting to make sure before he shot his load Hillary came.

“Ya…ya…” Hillary shuttered as once again they moved together and Tommy stole one last glimpse at her massive cans.

The couple clutched, growled in concert.

“I’m gonna,” Tommy said, pulling back and thrusting forward again. “I mean, I wanna but…”

“I think, I think,” Hillary declared and Tommy watched as the girl began to shutter.

Knowing Hillary was coming, knowing he had completed his promise to her mom, Tommy reached back and began to let loose a deep hot fount into the condom while Hillary bucked under him.

The two stayed locked in their embrace, even as Tommy’s cock slipped from Hillary’s puffy lips. Kissing softly, she whispered: “Mama was right, even a man who is obsessed can learn a thing or two.”

“Yes, your mother certainly knows best,” Tommy agreed.

This Is Not Your Average Condom…

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Believe it or not, but condom usage has actually gone down in North America. Whether the blame should be on birth control or sheer lack of responsibility, condoms are still the only way to prevent much-dreaded STI’s and STD’s. For those who are still in doubt, the number of people who were affected by syphilis actually doubled from 2002 to 2004. Even the porn industry has been hit with a case of HIV; bringing fourth concerns that condom use should be mandatory in adult entertainment. As a means of trying to gain back it’s appeal, condom brands are now resorting to all sorts of innovative technologies. Below, we highlight some of our personal favorites.

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1. Trojan – Perhaps best known for their “Magnum” size, Trojan is now offering other varieties that are sure to keep things interesting in the bedroom. Their new Fire and Ice condoms come with a lubricant that actually adjusts to a variety of different body temperatures. Since the lubricant is located on both sides of the condom, the “tingling sensation” can be felt by both partners. Talk about a win-win situation.

2. Durex – One of Durex’s selling features are it’s deliciously flavored lubricants. So if blow job’s are your thing, the cherry and tropical flavors will be sure to delight your senses. Durex’s Sensi-thin condoms are another great option. Boasting the title of the “thinest condoms on the market”, these rubbers are still just as sturdy as their counterparts. Their Pleasuremax condoms are also great for women, due to their strategically placed ribs and ‘pleasure dots’ – which enhances the pleasure of both partners.

3. Life Styles – Lifestyle condoms have taken the cake in the sensitivity department. Their Skyn rubbers are made of polyisoprene (as opposed to latex) – which better contours the penis and features a similar coloring to the real thing. Though this is not exactly condom-related, the company also markets a so called ‘vibrating ring’, which wraps around the base of the penis ensuring heightened orgasms for the ladies.