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Sex Surrogate is a specialist who helps people overcome sexual issues by engaging in sexual intercourse with them. In other words, they are a prostitute with a University degree, except they charge by the hour and not by the lay.

Sex surrogates are extremely helpful individuals who can treat a variety of fetishes and sexual issues, just by having sex with you. If you’ve got a secret desire to punch a hooker in the face, masturbate with her blood as lube, and then massage her feet afterward, then legally, a sex surrogate is required to offer herself to you. Want to watch a monkey perform cunnilingus on a hot blonde while you watch porn on your cell phone? Well, that’s what a sexual surrogate is for.

Of course, there are cheaper ways to overcome your strange, fucked up sexual fetishes, without paying $200 an hour (see leanne). But, if your sexual perversions are severe, and you’re not sure where to turn, then you’re in luck. Not only will a sexual surrogate satisfy all of your needs, but they won’t even tell anyone if you’re bad in bed. Legally, they’re not allowed to. It breaks the patient/doctor confidentiality agreement.

1. Lately, I’ve had this uncontrollable urge to have sex with my wife when she’s in the bathroom shaving her pubic hair. I barged through the door with a massive erection, but she told me I’d have to go see a Sex surrogate if I wanted that.

2. I’ve started to wonder about my husband’s sex surrogate therapy sessions. I want him to get better, but I’m starting to think he’s just cheating on me. It’s been 6 years of therapy, and he still wants to do anal.

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