The Other Woman is the woman with whom a married man is having an affair. She is often the best thing in any married man’s life, and he is usually very appreciative of her time and effort. In return for the respite and relief she provides for him, the married man will usually shower her with affection, gifts, and actual human interaction.
Let’s face it, marriage gets boring. Shit man, Charlie Sheen divorced Denise Richards. DENISE RICHARDS! You know marriage isn’t what it’s cracked up to be when you leave Denise Richards. Granted, Charlie was probably banging seven gram rocks at the time and juggling the baby with a bowling ball and chainsaw, but still.
I’m not saying all marriages are boring. I’m saying that there may have been three or four in history that were ok. Allllll the other ones, I think we can agree, get stale and dull. Oh, you might have waited until marriage to start fucking, so that the sex is really good for years. Maybe ten years. After that, he knows all your tricks. You know all his moves. There are no surprises, and no thrills. Usually, when you’ve been together that long, you both know each other’s buttons so well that sex rarely lasts longer than ten minutes anyway.
Efficient? Yes. Boring? You bet.
So, what’s a vibrant, energetic man supposed to do? Just watch TV and work and nail the same pussy three times a week until he dies? I don’t think so. It’s time for the other woman.
Before I continue, I should point out that I’m also in favor of the woman taking another lover. If the man gets a mistress, than a woman gets a histress. Actually, your lover on the side doesn’t have to be a man, ladies. Get yourself a lesbian lover. Try something new. Heck, if she works out as your lover on the side, bring her home for a threesome every now and then. That could postpone your imminent divorce for at least a few years.
The key to having another woman, guys, is keeping the worlds separate. If your wife catches any clue or suspects you in the least, you’re fucked. So, you have to fully insulate both your family world and your mistress world completely so there is no chance they could ever collide. The best way to do this is by taking another woman in an adjacent town.
Also, make sure that the other woman isn’t a psycho before you start laying pipe in her. Ever see “Fatal Attraction”? It can happen. Once you’ve established she’s not crazy, give her all the energy you used to give your wife. And enjoy that new puss-puss!
1. Harry was worried when his wife found out about the other woman. She took it well. The house and half his stuff, I mean.
2. Jason made sure the other woman was everything his wife was not. Young, tight, fit, red headed, big tits, full of life, and a swallower.
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