On the Job is a slang expression meaning engaging in sexual intercourse. Have you ever had sex with someone else? While you were having sex, you were on the job. If you were fucking a prostitute, then you were on the clock while you were on the job.
If you were on a steroid regiment, then you were on the job while you were on the juice. If you were fucking someone you shouldn’t have been fucking, and you want them to keep quiet about it, then you want to keep your being on the job on the down low. If you fucked someone really well, then you were on the ball while you were on the job.
If you weren’t sure whether or not you were going to give it up to someone, and then did, then you were on the fence about being on the job. If your penis didn’t get hard when you tried to have sex, then you were on the fritz when you were on the job. If you got the woman pregnant, then now you’re on the hook for being on the job.
Yes, I’m on the level.
If your lady sat on your face, then she was right on the nose while she was on the job. Hopefully she wasn’t on the rag while you were on the job; otherwise your relationship could end up on the rocks. Unless you both like having sex while she’s on her period. Then you’d both be on the same page.
If you got too drunk and ended up fucking someone outside your marriage, then you got some on the side while you were on the job. Best to get on the wagon so you don’t end up on the street when your wife kicks you out.
If you’ve had so much sex with a whore that she gives you one on the house, then you should be on your best behavior while you’re on the job. Or, maybe you were on the prowl while you were on the mend from being on top of the world. I think you should just put your cards on the table and get all the girls on the back burner and put them on the front burner.
I could go on and on about being on the job. But I think I’ve made my point.
1. Kirk was looking all over for Scotty because he needed that damned transwarp drive fixed asap. He had given up looking for him when he took a peek in the dilithium chamber. He saw Scotty on the job with Uhura, going where no man had gone before.
2. Back in the wigwam, Dances With Porcupines and his wife Loves to Bend Over started getting frisky under their buffalo skin blankets. All the other members of the tribe that were pretending to sleep were really just watching them on the job. Turned into a fantastic orgy.
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