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Oprah’s Lunch Box


The practice of eating pre-inserted foods out of a woman’s pussy. We recommend using fresh fruits if you’ll be eating them right away, but if you’re planning on eating them after they’ve been in the woman’s vagina for a while, it’s best to choose foods that marinate well, such as grapes, carrot sticks or small pickles.

The practice is named after television star Oprah Winfrey, who has famously battled her weight for most of her life. When on a particularly strict diet, Oprah would hide snacks in her cunt to eat in secret whenever she got hungry. Forgotten foods would be discovered later by Oprah’s lovers while performing cunnilingus on her, and she would force them to eat the errant morsels, hence the term “Oprah’s Lunch Box.”

1. I asked Sheila to pick up some dim sum on her way home from work. Tonight Oprah’s Lunch Box is gonna be Chinese!

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Cunnilingus 

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