Nonoxynol-9 is a spermicidal ingredient that is added to some lubricants. It is for use as birth control during sex between a man and a woman. When you REALLY don’t want to have a baby with the person you’re fucking, add a little spermicidal lubricant to your condom and you’re doubly protected – especially if the rubber breaks.
Isn’t it wonderful when the condom breaks? You’ve cum, so you’re really happy and blessed out. You pull your cock out, and see the broken condom, and the head of your cock sticking out like a stripper that’s popped out of a bachelor party cake. Suddenly the bliss is replaced with worry and stress. No good.
So, even though condoms with Nonoxynol-9 cost a little more, it provides an extra bit of safety in an otherwise crazy world.
God knows you don’t want to get every slore you nail to get preggers!
1. Garry felt safe while he was fucking his kissing-cousin DeeDee because she was on the pill and had a diaphragm in, but he was wearing a condom with Nonoxynol-9 on it. Just to be extra cautious, he had got a vasectomy earlier that day, and when he was about to have his orgasm, pulled out, ran about fifty yards away, and sprayed his load onto a tree.
2. Nonoxynol-9 is an effective spermicidal lubricant, but you should have seen Nonoxynol 1 through 8. That shit will fuck you up. The test subjects that used Nonoxynol-4 had their cocks turned into baby carrots. Literally. Baby carrots. Little. Orange. Carrots. Tragic. Luckily, they all signed waivers before testing began, and most of them were hobos anyway.
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