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New Jersey Meat Hook


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The New Jersey Meat Hook is the method of inserting one’s fingers into the asshole of your partner while screwing her, and curving your fingers up. This procedure is most effective from behind. It is actually a two-part procedure. In doggy style, once the fingers have been inserted and curved up, the woman can then be lifted up by the asshole. By lifting and lowering the woman in this manner, you can move your cock in and out of her without moving your hips.

It should be noted, however, that the asshole is a very delicate orifice. The New Jersey Meat Hook should not be done without discussing it first with the woman you plan to nail, as well as her doctor and clergyman. Once all three have given there blessing, and the woman has thoroughly prepared her anus for the lifting and lowering, you can begin. Be careful with her asshole as you employ the NJMH – it’s the only one she’s got (unless she’s married).

I had a girlfriend back in the late 90’s named Sarah. I was doing a lot of steroids back then, and was a muscular muthafucka. Bench-pressing 1000 pounds was no big deal for me back then. Sarah was a petite little flower. She had just turned nineteen, so we had a lot of fun together going to clubs and getting hammered. One night, I was really pounding it into her doggy style. I stuck my thumb into her asshole, and moved it in and out while she moaned with pleasure. Then, once her anus was used to it, I put my index and middle fingers into her ass and gave her the New Jersey Meat Hook.

I lifted her up and down on my cock, making her go crazy with pleasure. My meat hook fingers could feel my cock sliding in and out of her pussy through the skin that separates her cunt and asshole… It was hot. Don’t worry – we had consulted her doctor and clergyman earlier that day, and they both said she was ready for it. In the end, she had four or five orgasms, and I had a couple myself. It was a great night. I asked her the next morning if she enjoyed the New Jersey Meat Hook, and she said it was OK. She said she’d prefer it if there was a big vibrating dildo in her pussy while I fucked her asshole. So, we did that the next night.

Her doctor said it was OK, but the clergyman was less than approving.

Have fun and stay safe, you crazy kids!

1. Harry had lost his voice earlier in the evening during his loud cheering at the local sports team’s championship loss. He gave his girlfriend Jane the New Jersey Meat Hook while replaying the decisive last two minutes of the game in his head. Jane hadn’t lost her voice, and moaned loudly with pleasure.

2. Andrea did not enjoy the New Jersey Meat Hook. It made her pooper sore.

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