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Kinesophilia is sexual arousal from movement and exercise. It could be the arousal you get from exercising yourself, or from watching someone else exercise. I will examine both sides of this hot, sweaty, rippling fetish.
See what I did there? I used exercise adjectives to describe the fetish. That’s olde world craftsmanship, my friends. See the old-timey way I spelled “olde”? More craftsmanship.
Speaking on behalf of myself, my kinesophilia began with the early morning exercise shows I’d watch before cartoons came on. There would be three hotties all in spandex on the beach somewhere doing aerobics. I was just starting to hit puberty, so I didn’t really understand why I was so captivated by these girls jiggling and bouncing in their skin-tight outfits. Now I understand. I wish I had taped those shows. Can’t find them anywhere.
Nowadays, when I hit the gym, it’s mainly to check out the women. Oh, I go through the motions and work out so that I don’t look like the creep I am. But I make sure that I always have a good view of a super hot, young, fit woman stretching or bouncing somewhere close by. I’ve joined many, many, aerobics classes just to stand beside or behind a tight young lady with big tits or strong ass. God bless spandex. Plus, when a woman is working out, she has that sweaty, tired, flushed-cheek look that women get after sex. It’s arousing to say the least. When a woman is finished a grueling aerobics class, her hair is all mussed, and she’s panting heavily, and you can imagine that you just fucked the shit out of her. Good times!
Some people can get sexually aroused by working out. I do not understand these people at all. Sure, you get the rush of endorphins and adrenalin when you push your muscles to the limit, and that feels great. But I’ve never popped a chub in the weight room because I finally bench pressed my personal best. If I’ve got a sexy lady spotting me, and I’m staring up at her sweaty cleavage, that’s a different story. Chub city.
The great thing about approaching women as they’re leaving the gym is that, if they’ve had a hard workout, they’re too exhausted to immediately put up any strong defenses. With some confident and light dialogue, asking if they want to go for a smoothie sometime is usually met with a yes. Then you can give her your salty smoothie later that night. Low in calories, high in pleasure.
1. In a gym, you wipe down the exercise machine when you’ve finished. With kinesophilia, she wipes off her chin after you’ve finished on her face.
2. I had a bad case of kinesophilia, and the resulting boners I got ended up getting my membership at the gym revoked. Luckily, I can watch the girls on the treadmills from my car in the gym parking lot. I masturbate under a towel and then drive home. Winning!
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