Knockers are big titties that are a D cup or higher. They can be on a fat or skinny chick. They are called knockers because they have the ability to knock against each other, kind of like that metal pendulum people used to keep on their desks at work that would click together annoyingly. Knockers, however, are not annoying. You can always find pleasure in a glimpse or a stare at a knocker or two!
Knockers can be real or fake. They can take on most of the flattering boob shapes like balloons, torpedo’s, or melons. If they are flat and sag down to the knees, they normally aren’t tagged as knockers. With the proper bra, one can elevate the saggy cups upward and call them knockers once again. This happens with cougars and runners. Fake knockers keep their shape no matter what and no matter how unnatural they may look (like lying flat, ready to take it and their tits are pointing straight up, held on by a thin piece of skin that may snap at any given moment).
Consider yourself lucky if you have two hands full of knockers. If they are true knockers, you won’t be able to grab them all, unless you’ve turned into the hulk or, god rest his soul, Andre the Giant. It does not hinder the pleasure if you can’t get it all in one hand. Give a good squeeze or two and the body the knockers are attached to will most likely giggle or moan. Have you squeezed a knocker today?
1. I couldn’t help stare at the cafeteria lady’s massive knockers – I think they grazed my mashed potatoes at one point.
2. Dolly Parton has the most classic set of knockers. Too bad about her botched face job and shrill voice.
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