An Incubus is a male spirit that has sex with sleeping women. Who can blame them? It’s the only time a woman isn’t yammering on about some shit or another. You’d get peace and quiet… and pussy! Winning!
Just kidding, ladies. I love you.
The incubus as a male spirit that goes around sleeping with women is a myth. After all, if you were an incubus, would you sleep-fuck these nasty women that say they were violated, or would you fly over to Hollywood to fuck some stars? You’d fuck the stars, obviously. And, since you rarely hear Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson complaining about incubi dream-violations, they probably don’t exist.
That’s just logic.
Here’s my theory as to what an incubus is: dream sex that seems real. Have you seen the movie “Inception”? In it, certain people can control their dreams, and “dream-bridge” with other sleeping people. That means they can hop into your dream, hang out, and then leave. In the movie, the people dream-bridge to get information and blah blah blah. But what if you used your dream-bridge to fuck the person in their dream?
Dream-sex feels just as real as real sex, so the temptation must be huge. Plus, there’s no physical violation, really. Just a mental violation that feels physical. Plus, you’d never get prosecuted! No cops in dreamland. No physical evidence. Just limitless, consequence-free, dream-sex without the pesky need for consent from the person.
God, I wish I could do that. Do you know how many women I’ve fallen for or lusted after that didn’t fuck me? Millions. If I could dream-bridge, I could hop into their dream, fuck them silly, and then split. I’d cum in my pajamas; she’d cum in her pajamas. We’d wake up in the morning in our separate beds. I’d smile, knowing what it’s like to fuck the woman, and she’d probably forget the dream altogether. Good times.
I’m going to start practicing my dream control tonight. If I happen to dream-bridge with you, Faye Reagan, I like cowgirl best. Hop up there and get yours!
And ladies, if you’re hot and can dream-bridge, feel free to come find me in my dreams and fuck me. I don’t have nearly enough wet dreams. I’m usually hanging out at the dream-park playing dream-frisbee. Come find me.
There is a 1966 film called “Incubus” starring William Shatner. It was the movie he made before starting the first season of Star Trek. In it, he plays a priest that is tested by a female incubus (also known as a succubus). She tries to seduce him with her tits and ass. Does she succeed? I’m not telling. You’ll just have to steal it from the internet like the rest of us.
1. Sarah got fucked up the asshole by an incubus. She awoke with a smile that lasted days.
2. I wish I was an incubus.
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