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Incest


Incest is sex with one’s immediate family. Sex with someone who is blood related, like your brother, sister, mother, father, first cousin, aunt, uncle, etc. Obviously sex with your family should never be coercive or done with underage children. However, that being said, there is nothing wrong with two adults doing it with each other, if they both want it.

I know what you’re thinking – what about the two-headed babies that would result from incestuous fucking? Well, first of all, use condoms or the pill or shoot it on her back. Second, most royal families (including the British) have been having sex with each other for generations. And, even though Prince Charles’ ears are a little big and crazy, that’s hardly a birth defect.

In fact, it is illegal for anyone in the British Royal Family to marry OUTSIDE the family. Even Princess Diana was a cousin of Prince Charles. It’s their way of keeping the money and power consolidated. Effective too, if you want to look at it from an economic standpoint.

Other famous people had incestuous relationships with their family. Johann Sebastian Bach married his second cousin. John C. Calhoun (seventh vice-president of the US) married his first cousin. Charles Darwin married his first cousin, as did Albert Einstein. Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin. Jesse James married his first cousin, just like Jerry Lee Lewis. Edgar Allan Po married his cousin, just like fellow author H.G. Wells. That’s some serious incest, baby!

Back in the olden days, of course, powerful families in Egypt were all about father/daughter, mother/son, and brother/sister fucking. The family tree probably looked like an ink blot by the end of the empire.

I can understand the desire for incest on a purely logical level. I mean, let’s say you’re Jessica Alba’s son. Are you telling me that when you hit puberty you aren’t going to stare at mom a little too long while she’s swimming? Or “accidentally” walk in on her in the shower a few times? If Jessica Alba was my mom, I’d spend most of my time going into her underwear drawer and smelling her vibrator when she’s out making movies. If that makes me wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Ladies, what if Brad Pitt was your brother? Are you telling me that you wouldn’t have played “doctor” with him under the deck when you were adolescents? I always felt so bad for all the buddies of mine that had hot sisters. They knew in their minds that it was wrong to lust after them, but when you’re fifteen, the mind is not in control. The balls are. And your balls don’t give a shit about family. They just like tits and ass. As it should be.

If you’re in love with someone in your family, check to see if incest is illegal where you live. Some places it’s ok! Then, when you scream “Give it to me, Daddy!” in bed, you’ll actually be talking to your father.

1. Incest is hot when its twin sisters who are blonde bombshells.

2. Incest is really hot when it’s triplet sisters who are brunette bombshells.

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