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Cock Blocking


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The aggravating habit of preventing someone from getting laid. It can be accidental or on purpose.

Sometimes when a hot girl goes out on the town, she will be surrounded by friends who want to cock block every guy who tries to talk to her. They do this either because they are envious of all the male attention their hot friend attracts and they want to sabotage her chances of getting laid, or because they have all been instructed to cock block the guys on behalf of their hot friend so that she doesn’t have to shoot the guys down all by herself and look like a bitch.

Another kind of cock blocking happens purely by accident, and this is usually the fault of one of your friends, not the friends of the woman you are trying to talk into bed. If you have a friend who cramps your style, embarrasses you in public, or clumsily hits on a girl when you are chatting her up yourself, then your friend is an unwitting cock blocker, and you might have to spend a little less time with him if you want to get your rocks off with the hotties. Just sayin’.

1. I met this cutie at the pub last night, but her fat friends all circles the wagons and cock blocked me.

2. Craig is the worst wingman. If he cock blocks me one more time I’m never hanging out with him again.

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