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Call Your Shot


To Call Your Shot means that while you’re building to your orgasm, you point at the spot where you intend your jism to land. Then when you cum, your jism does in fact hit the spot you pointed at as you built to climax. It is based on the baseball term of the same name, when Babe Ruth pointed to center field in the 1932 World Series, and then hit a home run into the center field stands.

Calling your shot is fun for men, but can also be a game for women whose pussy squirts when they orgasm. From the volume of ejaculate I’ve seen women squirt when I’ve brought them to orgasm, it wouldn’t be as difficult for the ladies to hit a spot, since they shoot about a quart of pussy juice when they cum. One of my exes actually put out a campfire with her pussy juice during a huge squirting orgasm I brought her to. Only you can prevent forest fires.

Peter North has a similar advantage when he calls his shots, because of the insane amount of jizz that guy squirts when he cums. Peter could point at a woman’s feet for his called shot, end up starting to cum on her face, and still have enough time and jizz left to turn and get some on her toes. Like playing with a corked bat, if you understand my meaning.

Anywho, for a regular guy that wants to call his shot, it can be done whether or not you’re with another person, or alone. When you call your shot with a woman, obviously you have a witness to verify that your called shot is legit. Or, if you’re nailing her doggy style and she can’t see where on the back of her head your man-milk will splatter, video tape it for hard evidence of your accuracy.

For a real called shot, your cum has to fly through the air at least one foot, unimpeded. Them’s the international rules, pal. As well, the jizz must hit the spot you’ve called and stuck to it. It can’t start one place, and then slide to where you called your shot. We’ve all cum all over our girlfriend’s chin, only to have it drip down onto her tits. If you called her tits as your shot, that doesn’t count.

Baby-batter up!

1. Larry was pounding away like a maniac in missionary position. He loved jackhammering balls-deep in and out of his new girlfriend’s tight pussy. She had already cum three times, and now was just holding on for dear life. Larry’s brain told him, “Call Your Shot” as he started building to orgasm. He pointed up her left nostril, pulled out of her soaking wet and stretched-out pussy, and shot a white bullet up towards her face. His baby-batter flew up her right nostril. So close, Larry!

2. You have to call your shot when you fuck a girl in a stadium bathroom.

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