A Call Girl is a high class prostitute that makes more money and is usually much better looking than your average street-walking whore. The reason she is named a “call” girl is because you call her up (or her agency) for your sex date, rather than just driving by and picking her up off the street. She is usually younger, hotter, and smarter than the prostitute on the street, and costs more because of it. You probably have to book her a week in advance, because her sweet pussy is in high demand. Go make your appointment now. I’ll wait.
All done? Then let’s continue.
So, once you’ve called the escort agency and booked your appointment with your call girl, what next? Well, obviously you’ll want to masturbate a few times before your sex date. It’s no good going on even a regular date with a loaded gun (penis full of sperms), let alone a sex date. The last thing you want is to cum in two minutes with your call girl, when you’ve paid for the full hour. Knock a couple orgasms out before your date to ensure some staying power. Depending on how hot she is, you still might cum fast, but at least you tried.
Most call girl ads specify “outcalls only”. That means that the call girl comes to you. Some do offer “incalls”, where you go to her place, but those are rare, since most whores don’t want you to know where they live. It’s understandable, since I’ve been trying to stalk my favorite call girl for the last ten months, to find out where she lives. She always loses me on the highway. Bitch drives like a maniac, and I’m just not willing to put my life on the line to see where she calls home.
Most call girls that go through escort agencies have websites to show themselves off. That way, you can look at all the call girls an agency has, and decide which one is for you. If you want a redhead with little tits, you can get that. If you want an Asian with huge tits, you can get that. If you want a midget with one big tit, and one little tit that likes golden showers, you can find her. It’ll cost a little more, but it’s worth it if it floats your boat.
Some agencies offer models, twins, former porno stars, dominatrixes, or professional subs as their call girls. It’s always a shame when you have to pay for sex (although we all pay for it one way or another, don’t we, guys?). But if you’re going to pay, get yourself something special. You deserve it.
Use a condom, though. Because you don’t deserve gonorrhea.
1. When Lars went to Vegas with his buddies, he had saved an extra five hundred bucks to get himself an escort. He looked through the call-girl magazines that are everywhere and found himself a thin, innocent looking twenty year-old blonde call girl with perky, big, real tits.
2. Christina Aguilera will probably end up a call girl.
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