Archive for the ‘Sex Toys’ Category

Masturbate The Modern Way With The Tenga Egg

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

The subject of sex toys is no news to the folks at Orgasm. Having seen just about everything the market has to offer, coming across a product that makes us get up off our seats is reason for celebration. Most recently, a friend forwarded me a YouTube video marketing one of the most revolutionary male-oriented sex toys I have ever seen, the Tenga Egg. Ten minutes later and I had half a dozen of those bad boys on their way.

Feb. 8 - Masturbate The Modern Way With The Tenga Egg2

Following in the footsteps of products like the popular Fleshlight, the Tenga Egg is essentially a masturbatory aid that mimics a real-life pussy like nothing else. Encased in a plastic egg, the product itself consists of an ‘Onacup’ which is the name for a Japanese brand of artificial vaginas invented by the legendary Mr. Matsmoto in 2006. Since its release, it’s become so popular that it sold over two million units worldwide. Now that’s a whole lot of masturbating.

Understanding the product to the full of its abilities requires watching the video but in a nutshell, it basically consists of a jelly-like egg with a hole on one end. By adding some lube to its interior and ‘rim’, you can then proceed to stick your dick in there and go to town with your favorite free porn site, or without, whatever strikes your fancy.

Tenga eggs come in a variety of different ‘terrains’. What that means is that depending on your preference of bumps and grooves, you’ll be sure to always find something you like, or keep yourself entertained by trying them all.

For those who still need some convincing, read on for a couple of Tenga Egg facts that might help you place an order (or not):

- After personally testing out all of the different egg varieties, I can safely say that they are all different and provided me with different sensations. It’s like fucking a different woman everyday minus all the emotional baggage.

- The included lube is probably the best I’ve ever used. Highly recommended.

- It actually feels like you’re having sex or getting a blow-job. It definitely puts the fleshlight to shame.

- Being disposable, that means clean-up is as simple as tossing it in a bin; however, given that a ‘Tenga Egg Variety Pack’ (6 units) costs a whopping a $34.99, it will be the most expensive stick beating you’ve ever had.

Feb. 8 - Masturbate The Modern Way With The Tenga Egg3

Sex in the Gaming World

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Microsoft has just introduced their Kinect game for people who don’t get enough pleasure from just downloading porn like everyday common folk! Now the user is able to manipulate a disembodied digital reproduction of a hand and run it over digital representations of various buxom woman, in affect feeling-up the avatar as she rolls her hips on a what is really simply a cartoon couch in her cartoon world moaning in a her cartoon voice.

This is the next step in sex gaming according to the computer software giant.

cybersex1-0026-1

Though hand amputee fetishists might find masturbatory pleasure with the Kinect, seeing as how a multimillion dollar porn industry is now a major presence on the web and men are locked in little cubicles all day working on the greatest and latest ways to get off with technology, it’s disappointing to say the least how unsexy the Kinect is. Certainly concessions must be made for this fledgling beta release and indeed full body interaction is promised in the future but even with what programmers call teledildonics, how real can this digital fucking ever get?

It might just be that we need to separate the gaming world, digital reproductions and even possible real time interfacing from our sex lives once and for all. When it comes to cock meeting pussy, mouth meeting tits or an old-fashioned gang-bang programmers and laymen alike might be chasing a dream that is impossible; to recreate all the wonderful varieties of sex in the digital realm. It might be foolhardy to try and make our games and digital life real and it might be dangerous to do so, even if the effort fails.

What is already happening is that men and women are substituting real life interactions, social outings, dating and certainly a sex life for what they find on-line. It is certainly easier to deal with people across a chat room, interact with a large group and even keep one’s identity anonymous, but is it better for us in the long run? Do we limit that our human-ness by only presenting a digital representation of ourselves, even when we’re only sexting? As we adapt our surroundings to meet our needs might we surround ourselves so expertly we stifle ourselves? Will we over time come to think that watching cam girls on line, chatting and masturbating, hooking up our private parts to some sort of device that will represent those parts in digital space is real or better sex then tickling someone’s skin, sipping coffee across from a date or feeling what a honest-to-goodness real blow-job is like?

naked-blonde-amateur-having-cyber-sex

Japanese Sex Shop Findings

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Despite having previously shown you some of the most bizarre sex toys on the market, leave it to the Japanese to step things up a notch. After a friend’s recent trip to Tokyo, he returned home completely mesmerized by the things he had seen in their local sex shops. Below, I’ll cover some of the most noteworthy. They’ll put most of your “shocking” porn films to shame.

7d41c_amputee_sex_doll

1. The Plasma Sperm - This microscope kit may look like it was meant for young children, but one glance at the title – and its logo – instantly puts things in perspective. Short of innocent, this magnifier was designed for men who are interested in taking a good hard look at their own sperm – or somebody else’s. The makers of this ingenious device claim that it serves as great tool for determining low sperm counts and are trying to have babies. However, I think that process is better left to the experts. Physically taking count of your sperm is just sad.

2. Vibrating Cangina – Given the popularity of the Cangina (that’s a vagina in a can for you amateurs), the Japanese managed to take things one step further by coming up with a brilliant way of making your Cangina vibrate while getting yourself off. By simply inserting it into the device, you’ll have yourself a Cangina that vibrates in all its glory. And for those who require a little something extra, try “The Clapper”, these creepy little plastic hands tightly grab your penis for an orgasm that is just as awkward.

3. Plush Sex Dolls – For those who can’t necessarily spend a couple thousand dollars in one of those creepily realistic sex dolls, consider a cheap plush one instead. Resembling your favorite anime characters, ‘Kumi’ even comes equipped with an interchangeable plush pussy. Unsanitary doesn’t even begin to describe it.

4. Weird Vibrators - Ladies, don’t think that I forgot about you. Japan sells vibratos resembling just about anything you can dream of. From corn to cucumber, you can also go cliche and opt for a Hello Kitty “back massager”. For the extreme, they also sell a life size hand that is permanently set in the ‘fingering’ position.

5. Bizarre Figurines – If sex figurines are right up your alley, Japan offers some of the best and most detailed of them all. One in particular depicts a naked woman that is all tied up and seems to be in serious despair. The attention to detail is so great, that the makers even include a small box with multiple micro dildos and a mini bottle of lube.

sexdolls09

Sex: Are You A Thrill Seeker or a Comfort Creature?

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Jan 19 orgasm.com1When it comes to romping in between the sheets, there are essentially two types of fucking styles; the comfort creature and the thrill seeker. The first one I am describing tends to prefer to keep sex within the comfort of their own home, with one partner, and sticks to a few tried and true positions and routines. These ones are nothing like the people we would see on free porn. On the other hand, thrill seekers are complete opposite. They want new positions and toys, different partners or locations, and overall more sex. So, when it couple is made up of two comfort creatures, or two thrill seekers, they have it easy because they are essentially on the same page, sexually.

But what happens when a comfort creature falls for a thrill seeker, or vice versa?

It is often more common then you think, but most couples don’t realize this until much further along in they’re relationship. This is because in the beginning both partners have been under the spell of a potent neurochemical cocktail of infatuation which is responsible for constant canoodling, which masks any differences in the bedroom.

These hormones can actually mask other differences in the relationship, from how often you like to have sex to whether or not you enjoy public displays of affection. According to Psychology Today, “a person’s inherent need for sensation is not necessarily obvious in the early stages of a relationship, when love itself is a novelty and carries its own thrills-it’s when the sex becomes routine that problems occur.”

atmcity3_01_x4

Sexual compatibility can have a real impact on your relationship and I’m sure anyone reading this has been there at one time or another! Maybe you crave sex everyday, but your partner is perfectly fine doing it once a month. Maybe your partner likes to talk about sex, while the very word of sex makes the other blush. The question is, are you destined to break up?

Scientists say, not necessarily. The brain is the biggest and most powerful sex organ and it’s completely possible for sexually incompatible couples to have very compatible relationships. Great advice out of the University if British Columbia says longtime couples to rekindle the romance should pretend they are strangers on a first date. Experiment with wigs and different outfits and meet at a local bar. This will be sure to spice things up!

assfun_02_x2

Homemade Sex Toys

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

When free porn is simply not enough to get us by, we can often to resort to sex toys to have our cake and eat it too. Given our current economic state, however, spending a lot of money on a rubber dildo or cock ring isn’t always a pliable option. With that in mind, we have decided to play Martha Stewart and give you a list of homemade sex toys that will leave you wondering why you didn’t think of using them sooner. Often disguised as everyday household objects, these nifty little devices are also orgasm inducing. Who knew?

Jan. 11 - Homemade Sex Toys

1. Washing Machine – Also entirely interchangeable with a dryer, all you have to do is hop on during the spin cycle. Don’t believe me? Just look at it this way, the vibrations produced by your battery operated ‘Rabbit’ have nothing against a device built to tumble a significant amount of pounds in clothes. I rest my case.

2. Electric Toothbrush – Yes, perhaps it’s not the most sanitary thing in the world, but an electric toothbrush can certainly lend a helping hand in a pinch. Either use an old one or be sure to use the opposite side – always removing the actual bristles.

3. Mobile Phone – I’m sure you’ve heard jokes about it time and time again, but a mobile phone – much like an electric toothbrush – works because it vibrates. And when you don’t have a specific device for getting off, I suppose a cell phone will simply have to do.

4. Bathtub Faucet – Who needs shower heads when you have a faucet? Simply lay down, open your legs and let the water do all the work. Far more sanitary than an electric toothbrush (and mobile phone, for that matter) and you’ll actually walk away squeaky clean and fully satisfied.

5. Back Massager – Despite most women trying to pass off their vibrators as “back massagers”, things can actually work the other way around. Despite being a little too big for penetration, merely touching it to your nether regions will be enough to make you squeal. You’ll never go back to traditional sex toys again.

The 5 Most Sinful Sex Tricks

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Dec 22 orgasm.com1Ain’t it the truth; we all want to be the best lover we can be. The one who stands out from the crowd. The one who keeps her coming back for more. The one who gets her to cum again and again.

We’ve all seen these kind of studs in free porn, but let’s be real, that shit isn’t how it goes down in real life. So, if you want to come as close as possible to what these guys can do, then you need to follow the five most sinful sex tricks.

1. If you know that your partner is a bit of an exhibitionist, stand her in front of a full length mirror. Then stand behind her and begin to seduce her. Kiss her all over from you neck to her tits and then eventually remove all of her clothing. Bring her to orgasm with your hands and all the while she’ll get to watch as your pleasure her and you will also get to see exactly what she looks like when turned on.

2. For all you guys who didn’t know, there is a patch of sensitive skin at the inner end of the vagina called the anterior fornix aka A-spot. When you rub this part of her is produces the most lube for the vagina. It can be found just above the cervix. Find this spot by putting one lubed finger into her as far as it will go. Keep yourself relaxed and run gently. Use your finger to explore the from wall and when you hit the spot she’ll get wet.

3. We all have our drawers of sex toys, but I want you to create a “naughty box” in your bedroom. You and your partner should write down some out of the ordinary sexual requests.

4. If you only have a large vibrator and you want to stimulate her clit, then you want to get something hard, long and narrow.  and hold it loosely in your hand with the tip against the part you want to stimulate.

Dec 22 orgasm.com2

5. Guys, listen up! The clitoris is larger than you probably think. It’s essentially a set of nerve endings but only the tip is visible. The rest is hidden beneath the surface. To stimulate, you should use the V technique. Use your index and middle fingers to from a V and then slide them on either side of the clitoris. Your fingers should be pointed downward and you can use your other hand to stimulate the “outer” clit or use this technique during intercourse.

If you try all of this sinful sex tips then you’re sure to get your girl back in the sack because she will be so satisfied she wont be able to stay away!

Small Vibes, –Great Pleasure

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

102635They say great things come in small packages. Vibrators are no exception. Women’ crave all kinds of satisfaction (free porn included), and with a little exploration, a woman can find the right vibes to trip her trigger.

One of the more clever things to emerge in the sex toy industry is the practice of making vibrators that look like something else entirely. It doesn’t have to look like a big, vibrating wand or a big black cock. Some are made to look like hairbrushes or other common household items. A vibrator that looks and feels like a lipstick could be the perfect little travel toy. It’s pointed “lipstick” end can produce surprisingly strong vibrations. Angled the right way with consistent pressure, a stealthy woman can count on hot orgasmic waves, maybe even while taking a short break from her busy day at work.

Egg-shaped vibes are relatively small and also good for clit stimulation. With somewhat of a broader surface area, they can roll over the clit and give some very intense stimulation. If it is the type with a strong and reliable cord, it can be inserted into the vagina for internal vibrations as well. This type of model comes in an array of shapes besides the egg. The vibrating shape and its cord terminate with a handy speed control unit that a woman can experiment with or give over to her partner for some surprising sensations.

210720

Another development that is especially nice is the rise of vibrating toys in regular old drug stores. Sold as massagers, these fun things can look like small hand-held wands with round bulbs, giant jacks that look similar to non-vibrating professional massage tools, or a convenient array of other shapes. It is true that you could work on any of your tired muscles with these devices, but it seems that the advertising is done with a nudge and a wink. The companies are probably pretty sure which “muscle” might be getting the most intense workout.

If a woman prefers the feeling of insertion, there are still more vibes to be found. Penis-shaped vibrators don’t have to be huge. In fact, one can find them as small as that vibrating lipstick, and can move up in length and girth as desired.

sascha_sin_fuckingmachines

Sex In Video Games

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

Dec. 14 - Sex In Video GamesIt’s no news that sex and video games are now walking hand in hand. After all, what better way to attract young – and old – men then by combining gaming and sex in one lovely package?It eventually even leave free porn hanging on for dear life.

However, adding sex to play is no easy feat for video game developers. Often faced with the challenge of keeping things ‘kid-friendly’, many production companies now find themselves hovering over a thin line of appropriateness. Below, we’ll cover some of the titles that managed to pull this off. Though not entirely politically correct, the following games have set the tone of what’s to come in the future of sex in video games.

1. Bayonetta – This action game features everything men love about women – minus the actual sex. However, it’s the games ability to be incredibly sexual without showcasing sex that makes it so appealing. Focused around a sinfully attractive witch with a thirst for blood and revenge, Bayonetta fits the bill of ‘sexy’ in more ways that one. If anything, her skin tight black latex suit and killer ass should be enough to keep you entertained.

2. Fallout: New Vegas – If what you want is full-on sexual content, then look no further than Fallout: New Vegas. Allowing you to do everything from stealing a man’s spouse to seducing strangers, the focal point is even more lewd – trying to lure mutants and humans into prostitution. Call it sci-fi pimping if you will, but Fallout is the closest you’ll ever get to having sex with a robot.

3. Mass Effect 2 – Taking place on a spaceship and satisfying every sci-fi aficionado, one of the best parts of the game involves a sex scene between the captain and his fellow partner. And for those who enjoy a bit of sexual gruesomeness, Samara – an asari Justicar – actually kills her victims by incinerating their insides through intercourse. Let’s just be glad that doesn’t happen in real life.

4. Heavy Rain – This interactive fictional game manages to cross the line by featuring a insinuative rape scene where you can undo the victims bra, forcefully kiss her and even change sexual positions. While I don’t exactly agree to such drastic measures, this depiction is a perfect example of how sex can impact the world of video games. Even in poor light.

Dating a Masturbator

Friday, December 10th, 2010

Whenever a new couple begins dating, there are all kinds of things yet to be discovered. What kind of sex you each like will sooner or later be on the agenda. A lot of people are just into garden variety fucking, but some have a specialty.

blonde-amateur-masturbate-with-dildos-video-02

What is it like to date a masturbator? Just about all men masturbate. For some it is a primary mode of sexual gratification. This is not to judge that orientation in any way. However, it may take some understanding and adjustment to make sure everyone is satisfied.

It may take a while for the real story to come out if a man is seriously into wanking. He may be performing great sex acts with the new girlfriend, saving his jacking off over pictures or his arsenal of sex toys for boys hidden, thinking his girlfriend wouldn’t understand. He may have trouble ejaculating inside of her, and she may wonder if she is lacking something. Hopefully, they will each share their real sexual interests with one another – before she finds the stacks of splooge-covered magazines in his closet.

Once the secret is out, there are lots of fun things the couple can do to incorporate his penchant for stroking into their sex life. Both of them may really get off on fucking her, then pulling out at the last moment to spray cum all over her tits. He may like the feeling of a hand on his cock in general, so a hand job from her might be what he craves. The couple may enjoy sweet foreplay and licking before lying back and watching each other get themselves off. The image of her rubbing her clit might fuel his masturbating for another time. They both might love it when he flips her over and strokes off on her while her ass is high in the air. She may find out his most prevalent fantasies and talk dirty to him while he brings himself to the brink.

jamie-masturbate-and-squirt-video-04

So, what to do with a masturbator? A woman should do with him what she would do with any new partner—Take time to find out likes and dislikes. Together, a couple can figure out how much fucking, sucking, and erotic alone time is needed by each.

The Low-Down On Cock Rings

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

You’ve heard about them. You’ve seen them in your regular repertoire of free porn. And as much as you don’t like to admit it, you’d like to try one out someday. I’m talking about cock rings, and it seems as though they are more popular than ever. But what exactly attracts a man to the concept of having a metal ring around their penis? Well, not only will it provide you with a much stiffer erection, but it also feels incredibly good. In fact, in honor of this article I will wear mine as a type, just for some added authenticity. Read on for a list of fascinating tidbits on the kinkiest rings on the market.

Dec. 6 - The Low-Down On Cock Rings

1. The Basics – Regardless of what it’s made of (metal, silicone, leather, gold etc.) a cock ring basically consists of a circle measuring approximately 1/4 of an inch. They work by squeezing the shaft of the penis, providing your member with a grip that gives your erection a much welcomed boost. It also provides its users with increased stimulation. A win-win situation all around.

2. Price & Availability - Considering the current state of the economy, purchasing a sex toy is probably the last thing on your mind. However, at only $2 to $3 bucks a pop, why the hell not? And if you don’t have access to a sex shop, your local Home Depot is bound to have a suitable alternative. Just make sure that it has rounded edges and that it’s between 2 to 1 3/4 inches in diameter. You don’t want to risk having to go to the emergency room because you improvised cock ring refuses to come off.

3. How To Use – Now that you’ve braved Home Depot and received digusted looks from the cashier, it’s time to put your cock ring to the test. One of the most important things to remember is to put it on before you’re fully erect. You don’t want to run the risk of hurting yourself before all the fun begins. Now, here’s where the fun begins: pop one testicle in at a time until the ring is fully secured around your shaft. You’ll know you’ve accomplished the deed when you feel pressure around your member, which will subsequently lead to an impressive erection. You can now have sex, or resort to porn – whatever strikes your fancy.

images