For those who don’t already know, Hugh Hefner is not only the founder of Playboy magazine, but he’s essentially a modern day version of Casanova. In fact, when asked about the number of girlfriends he’s had in his life, he claims to have “lost count”. Often having more than one live-in girlfriend, he is unashamed of admitting that he’s slept will all of them – giving a true meaning to the term “player”. Having just recently split up with three of his former girlfriends – Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt – he now devotes himself to a single woman, 23 year-old Crystal Harris. The catch? Hefner is 84 years old.
Leaving everyone asking one question, “How on earth do they have sex?”. Surely they don’t have to resort on free porn?
Coincidently, Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson has recently come out with a book in which she recollects her time spent at the Playboy Mansion. As for her moments of ‘intimacy’ with the Playboy mogul, she had this to say:
” One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room… It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was—all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”
Perhaps that’s what she’s saying now, as a token of gratitude – of sorts. But I can’t phantom the thought of a 20-something actually enjoying sex with a man who is almost 60 years her senior. That’s just gross – to say the very least.
Another former bunny, Jill Anna Spaulding, also recalled her time at the mansion through a memoir titled “Upstairs”. Her version, however, wasn’t nearly as forgiving. She said:
“Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, ‘fuck her daddy, fuckk her daddaddy!’ There’s a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She’s the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She’s around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She’s been there for three years now.”
And while I can sense a bit of resentment in her statement, I’m definitely more inclined to believe her side of the story. After all, how could one expect Mr.Hefner to have the energy to do all of the hard work? Like any other man his age, there is only so much you can do to have good sex at that age. And multiple girlfriends plus a hefty dose of Viagra will certainly do the trick.