Tapping your lady friend on the forehead with the tip of your cock while she sucks on your balls. Ha-ha ha-ha-HA!

According to film historians, Walter Lantz Studios actually produced a 9-minute erotic cartoon in 1957 in which Woody Woodpecker actually performs this act on his girlfriend Winnie Woodpecker. The short film, commissioned by a private collector rumored to be none other than FBI director J. Edgar Hoover, also featured a cross-dressing Gabby Gator being abused by prison guards and a lengthy same-sex scene featuring Wally Walrus and Buzz Buzzard.

1. Last night I gave Fiona the Woody Woodpecker, and today she went to work with a bruise in the middle of her forehead. Sorry, darling.

2. I was excited about the Woody Pecker exhibit at the Fetish Convention, until I heard that the winner of the small penis contest on the Howard Stern Show.

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