A vampire lifestyle stems from goth subculture and is used to refer to those vampire-identified humans who drink blood. Having said that, there are other aspects to the vampire lifestyle that should be noted. Not all ‘human vampires’ drink human (or animal) blood, but simply feed off the aura or energy of other humans. They are known as psychic vampires. There are also blood donors (those that donate their blood willingly to vampires) and blood fetishists (those that use blood as a fetish in S&M sex). Then there are those sexy vampire role-players, which is usually what one thinks of when they think of the vampire lifestyle. Otherwise known as ‘fashion-vamps’, they are serious vampire fans who dress up in vampire clothing, sleep in coffins, etc. Think of the zombie walks that happen all over North America. If there was a zombie lifestyle (and I’m sure there is, somewhere) there would be people kicking it zombie-style all over the place. I wonder if there are vampire walks. I’m going to look that shit up and get back to you….
…okay, so I looked up ‘Vampire Walk’ and couldn’t really find anything concrete so I’m guessing this hasn’t happened yet. And if it did, obviously it would have to be at night because vamps can’t be exposed to sunlight. Of course, maybe the whole point of the zombie walk is the fact that they look all dumb and crazy and disturbed, whereas vampires have all those crazy extra senses and are super smart and crafty. It would probably be considered out of character for a bunch of vampires to get together and just walk around at night. But maybe not. Remember the movie The Lost Boys? Those vamps did everything together and were all part of the same vamp coven, or whatever. That movie rocked. But I digress.
With True Blood and Buffy and all the books-turned-into-vampire-movies (and yes, even stupid ridiculous Twilight), it’s no wonder that we’re all SUPER hot for vamps these days (except for fucking Twilight – nobody wants to watch two kids recoil from each other every time they kiss because it’s just SO WRONG….sidebar: want to know why the author made it wrong for Edward and Bella to fuck? Because she’s mormon and wants to instill her own religious values into a book about vampires. Meanwhile, there are about fifty BILLION horrible instances of heterosexism, regular ol’ sexism, and just your basic mysoginistic messages sent out to teen girls. Somehow these books are all over the fucking place. Somehow I’VE READ THESE BOOKS. I pretty much hate myself). True Blood, in my opinion, is just about the hottest vamp porn you can find and it’s right there on glorious HBO. And yes, some will say it’s campy (it’s meant to be campy) and some will say it’s ridiculous (it’s meant to be a little ridiculous) and some will say it’s lame (you’re stupid), but it is awesome and consists of a whole lot of hot vamps fucking a whole lot of hot humans. And vamps fucking vamps and humans fucking humans. And sometimes things get blown up. What could be a better, higher quality show?
1. I’m getting into this vampire lifestyle so I can wear awesome clothes and drink some delicious blood. Word.
2. First it’s gay marriage, then it’s marriage between two vampires in that ridiculous vampire lifestyle they lead, Rick Santorum said in anger. The crowd cheered. Rick grew silent with loneliness. He always wanted to find a dude who would suck on his cock and bite his neck.
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