Rolling Pin - Insert two fingers deep into the anal orifice and insert two fingers of the opposite hand into the vaginal orifice and spin the female back and forth – back and forth like kneading dough across the bed. Use her like a rolling-pin.
I’m not sure I really understand this one at all.
I like the idea of having two fingers in her asshole and two in her pussy. That’s always fun. But what they expect you to do at that point is kind of unclear. Are you spinning the fingers in each orifice? That sounds good. I like that! My favorite way to finger a chick’s ass and pussy at the same time is to get her to bend over into doggy style position and really arch her back.
I could see sticking a couple fingers in each hole and then twisting your wrists so that your fingers twist inside her. You’d probably feel each set of fingers through that piece of skin that separates her pussy hole from her asshole. I love that feeling. It’s my favorite when my girlfriend is using a big dildo in her pussy while I fuck her anus, and I can feel the dildo moving in and out against my cock. Always makes me cum hard.
I suppose you could have your fingers in each hole and flip the woman over from her stomach to her back, and then back again. Maybe that’s what they mean. I can’t see how this would pleasure the woman at all, but it would look funny as hell. And I’m a big fan of having fun and using humor in the bedroom.
I’m also a huge fan of fingering in general. As a dude, you almost always have a free hand during sex. Find a way to finger something on her. If you’re fucking her pussy, finger her asshole. If she’s sucking your dick, finger her pussy. If you’re licking her asshole, well, you get the idea. Think of your fingers as ten extra dicks. They’re not as big as your actual dick (hopefully), but they still feel good to the woman!
And learn how to hit that G-Spot with your fingers too! Getting it with your dick can be tricky, and requires certain positions. But you can bend your fingers and get her G-Spot every time with some practice. The first time she squirts in your mouth from a G-Spot orgasm, you’ll wonder why you hadn’t been doing it for years.
If you’re girlfriend is like mine, she might complain that when she’s approaching a G-Spot orgasm, it feels like she’s going to pee. Tell her to go with it. It won’t be pee. It’ll be her pussy juices! Tell her to be brave and push it out!
1. Rocco gave his cousin-in-law the Rolling Pin after they got drunk at a wedding for Sal and Maria.
2. Trim your fingernails before attempting the Rolling Pin!
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