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A woman is Ripe when she is between the ages of 18-25. It’s true that some women ripen earlier or later than that age window, but generally speaking those seven years are the best. They are when a young woman’s tits and ass are juiciest and plumpest. She has developed her womanly figure, she is in her prime, and she is ready for some good dicking.

Women that are “Ripe and On the Vine” are the best women of all. This means that they are fully blossomed, but they still live at home. Consequently, you won’t have to worry about buying her all sorts of meals and crap, because mom is going to take care of that for you. All you ever have to worry about is getting her home before her curfew, and making sure that she doesn’t smell too much like sex after the fuck fest back at your place.

Women that are ripe know that they have the world in the palm of their hands. Watch a really hot, young woman walking through the mall or down the street. Literally every man she passes with try to make eye contact with her, when they’re not staring at her fantastic perky tits and ass. She knows what she’s got. She’s got the sexual power.

It really is the best time for a woman. My favorite is when a gorgeous young woman has just turned eighteen, and is sexually ripe. Her boobs are fuller and perkier than they will ever be again. Her ass is still firm and strong from high school gym class. She’ll still have that cute little bit of baby fat in her face that makes her look all innocent, even though her body is rocking. She’s got the bright eyes of someone that hasn’t realized the world is a hard, shitty, and unfair place.

That’s the kind of woman I love.

Like I said before, the age of a ripe woman is unique to that woman. I knew a girl that didn’t start to get her tits until she was 24. She had been largely ignored and ostracized as a tomboy nerd until then. By the time she was 27, she had ripened into one of the hottest chicks I had ever seen. Plus, she had a smart and funny personality because she had to develop one during her tough early twenties.

So, for all you young ladies out there – don’t worry if your friends all ripen earlier than you. You will have your time. Just be patient and attend lots of yoga classes until then. It’ll help you with your flexibility and breathing, for the time when you give your man some deep-throating blowjobs while doing the splits.

1. When Rita started college, all her profs were flabbergasted by her ripe body and gorgeous face. Sitting in the front row in a kilt is all she needed to do to get straight A’s.

2. Scarlett Johansson is ripe.

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