A Retrograde Ejaculation is when semen squirts into the man’s bladder rather than out of his penis during orgasm. Normally, some valve doohickey closes when a dude’s baby batter is on the way from his balls so that it shoots out his cock. For some guys, this valve remains open, so the man milk sprays into the bladder instead. It does the man no harm physically, so I think it’s just about the greatest thing that could happen to a guy.
After all, you wouldn’t need condoms or any birth control anymore! If you’re with a random hottie who might have gonorrhea, then sure – throw the condom on. But, if you’re with a monogamous partner or someone you know is clean, it’d be perfect!
After all, condoms really do suck shit. For the guy especially. Women tell me that it always feels better skin on skin, for them too. I have always wished that I was sterile so I wouldn’t ever have to wear condoms with my long-term girlfriends. Unfortunately, my cum is chock-full of strong swimmers. Now I find out that a few lucky sons of bitches out there get to have a semen-less orgasm without having to go through the pain of a vasectomy. Lucky bastards.
Oh sure, if they want to get their woman pregnant, it sucks for them. But let’s face it – nobody really wants to get their woman pregnant. All kids do is drain your wallet, and make it so you can’t screw your lady on the kitchen floor anymore. Who needs that?
Nobody.
I knew a guy in high school that got his balls mangled during a vicious pit-bull attack. His name is Ronnie, and he ended up having emergency surgery after the attack. They ended up repairing everything, but when he came, the ejaculate didn’t mix with sperm. So he’d still shoot a load, but it would be a semen-less, just like if he had had a vasectomy. He was bummed out about it when he’d talk to me.
I tell him he was lucky! He’d say that he wanted to have kids when he got married. I told him that when the time came, many, many, many vaginas from then, that he could adopt. In the meantime, he was the luckiest guy I knew. No condoms ever! That is a dream come true! He eventually saw my point of view and had one of the best college experiences of any of my friends. So much pussy. No domes.
1. Justin hit puberty and got the irresistible urge to start masturbating all the time. He never shot out any cum, but he figured he hadn’t developed semen yet. After a few years, when he was fourteen he asked the doctor about it. Turns out he had been experiencing retrograde ejaculation.
2. Retrograde ejaculation affects one in a thousand men. You can spot those one-in-a-thousand by looking for the guys with the huge smiles and condom-less bedside tables.
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