Dick Magnet can refer to anything or anyone who has that amazing ability to attract men. Similar to the male equivalent known as a “Chick Magnet,” a dick magnet usually refers to an extremely hot woman who all the guys want to fuck. Penises literally seem to get stuck in some invisible vortex, sucked towards them, and then plastered all over their body like paper clips to a Horse Magnet.
Not all Dick Magnets are hot girls. In fact, many dick magnets are barely attractive at all, yet they still manage to attract numerous men on a nightly basis and get laid all the time. How is this possible, you might ask? They’re slutty. Even if its not overt, there is something about these women that just exudes sexuality and horniness every time they speak. A simple glance or smile from some of these ugly women can garner more attention from all the studs in the room than the hottest captain of the cheerleading squad, or the most flexible stripper at a strip club. Even if we know these women are double baggers, we can’t help but get instant erections every time they talk to us, just because they send out some strange pharamones that make us think they desperately want to fuck us. They also give off the subtle impression that they would be absolutely incredible in bed.
Another surprising and overlooked example of a dick magnet is the straight, heterosexual man who happens to attract a lot of gay men wherever he goes. Weirdly enough, these men aren’t effeminate or metrosexual in any way, and they don’t appear to be one of those macho gay men either. In fact, most gay men know immediately that this particular dick magnet is staunchly straight, yet they can’t help but to flock to him. It’s the magnetic force of a dick magnet, grabbing onto the tip of their cocks like a hooked fish.
Now, once in a while dick magnet can be used to describes objects or events that typically attract a lot of me, and there isn’t always anything sexual about it. A Car show, for example, is a total dick magnet because you rarely see women attending them unless they’re sprawled out on top of the hood of a Mustang in a bikini. Another non-sexual example of a dick magnet would be any public fight, whether it’s two professional MMA fighters duking it out in the ring in front of thousands of fans, or two homeless dudes squabbling over a stale piece of hotdog bun in the back alley behind Wendy’s. Either way, cocks will be surrounding that fight like Japanese businessmen on a dead prostitute.
1. Sarah’s best friend in college was a total dick magnet. Every time she went out to the bar with her she’d just wait around the flock of men until last call, then get scooped up like a French fry from a flock of seagulls after her friend chose her favourite one and left the bar.
2. If you want to create your own dick magnet, just buy a Keg of beer and pay two homeless guys to fight each other for an hour. Your house will be like a Frat Party in no time at all.
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