We’ve all argued about the metric system, even though very few people actually know the difference between the metric and standard systems of measurement. Yet, standard forms of measurement are a thing of the past. I would argue that it’s far more important to know the difference between the metric system and “dick inches,” since it’s a unit of measurement that men use all the time.
Dick Inches simply refers to the exaggerated, inaccurate method of measurement that men seem to use when they decide to tell other people how big or small their cock is. You see, a regular inch is technically 2.5cm in length, where as a dick inch would be more like 1 to 1.5 centimeters in length. The term comes from the fact that pretty much any guy who gives you his cock size in inches, you can bet money on the fact that it’s probably at least a few inches smaller than what he claims. Therefore, if a man claims to be 9 inches long, he’s actually only 5-6 inches, since he was clearly measuring his own 9 in dick inches.
1. Karl and Jason agreed to measure each other’s dicks so that they could prove they were exaggerating about their penis size and counting in dick inches. Unfortunately, by the time they proved it, they weren’t too interested in bragging to the ladies at the party anymore.
2. If a guy gives you a exact size of his cock or his biceps, you can count on the fact that he’s measuring in dick inches.
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