D-Cups refer to large tits. Tig ol bitties. Big ‘uns. Juggsy McSqueezers. It is all based around the international bra size chart that has A-Cups as the smallest, up through B and C-Cups for average women, and D-Cups for women with large boobs. There are women with tits larger than a D-Cup, but then you’re getting into some crazy-ass big titties. Like Gianna Michaels. She’s got some 36 DD tits. Those are some world class tits on her. God, she’s a nasty slut. And I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable.
Woo. Got a little sidetracked there. Gianna had all the blood heading south on yours truly.
For a spectacular pair of D-Cup tits for illustration, type “Aspen Stevens” into the orgasm.com search engine toolbar. Then choose any of the clips where she shows off her tits. Those are some beautiful D-Cups. I like it best when she’s riding on top of a guy in either cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position. They bounce nicer than most tits I’ve seen in porn, and I’ve seen more than my fair share.
The standard bra cup system started relatively late in the history of boobs, only starting up around 1932. I’m pretty sure women had tits before that, but I’m no history major. Anyway, since then, women with A and B-Cup tits have been envious of women with C and D-Cup tits. But only until a certain age. As women with D-cup tits get older, they invariably get back problems and significant tit saggage. Both suck. That’s when women with little tits love their boobs.
Little boobs stay perkier and don’t cause back problems. That’s when women with big tits become envious of the women with little tits. There is no comparable switch for men’s penises. A guy with a small dick is always envious of a guy with a big dick until the day he dies. Tragic, but just one of the lovely quirks human evolution has given us. Right along with farts.
In a recent study, it was determined that over 80% of women wear an incorrectly fitted bra. This in itself can cause back problems and shoulder and neck discomfort. Ladies, get the measuring tape out of the sewing kit and measure yourself properly. Then get an appropriate bra. You’ll feel much better all day long, and it won’t cause any more damage to your beautiful tits. Winning!
I’ve always been a big fan of Rita Faltoyano’s D-Cups. Despite the Cindy Crawford mole, those boobs are some fantastic bouncers. I think I’ll pour myself a cup of her D-Cups right now. Cheers!
1. The large breasted Adrienne Barbeau-bot had D-Cups of Justice. You don’t ever mind dying at the hands of the D-Cups of Justice.
2. I never know who to choose when I can date a rich woman with small tits, or a poor woman with D-Cups. On the one hand, the rich flat woman can buy me stuff. But in the other hand, are the big boobs. I always choose the D-Cups.
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