Posts Tagged ‘fucking’

Dating a Masturbator

Friday, December 10th, 2010

Whenever a new couple begins dating, there are all kinds of things yet to be discovered. What kind of sex you each like will sooner or later be on the agenda. A lot of people are just into garden variety fucking, but some have a specialty.

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What is it like to date a masturbator? Just about all men masturbate. For some it is a primary mode of sexual gratification. This is not to judge that orientation in any way. However, it may take some understanding and adjustment to make sure everyone is satisfied.

It may take a while for the real story to come out if a man is seriously into wanking. He may be performing great sex acts with the new girlfriend, saving his jacking off over pictures or his arsenal of sex toys for boys hidden, thinking his girlfriend wouldn’t understand. He may have trouble ejaculating inside of her, and she may wonder if she is lacking something. Hopefully, they will each share their real sexual interests with one another – before she finds the stacks of splooge-covered magazines in his closet.

Once the secret is out, there are lots of fun things the couple can do to incorporate his penchant for stroking into their sex life. Both of them may really get off on fucking her, then pulling out at the last moment to spray cum all over her tits. He may like the feeling of a hand on his cock in general, so a hand job from her might be what he craves. The couple may enjoy sweet foreplay and licking before lying back and watching each other get themselves off. The image of her rubbing her clit might fuel his masturbating for another time. They both might love it when he flips her over and strokes off on her while her ass is high in the air. She may find out his most prevalent fantasies and talk dirty to him while he brings himself to the brink.

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So, what to do with a masturbator? A woman should do with him what she would do with any new partner—Take time to find out likes and dislikes. Together, a couple can figure out how much fucking, sucking, and erotic alone time is needed by each.

Reduction

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

imagesStu was close and even though it would have been great to have blown on her face and boobs, he instinctively knew that for their first time together, he should be inside Karen. He mounted her quickly, carefully placing his head against her sticky wet vulva, making the chubby girl moan with anticipation as he slid it up and down her wet crack.

He could have just slammed it in and any other time he might have, but he was making love here, not just fucking Karen. He entered her tight vagina slow, letting both of them savor the feeling of gradual penetration. He looked down at the pretty pale-faced woman as he took her, seeing the glow on her face he knew matched his own. All these years flirting and now he was inside the one true woman he loved.

His pace increased until their writhing, pushing and sweating blurred. The basic need for them to both ejaculate was bubbling close now, and Stu sensed time on his back. But wanting to show this girl the best time of her life, even here, Stu held up on her, pushed deep but slowed.

Karen grabbed his ass and dug her nails in deeply.

“Don’t you fucking deny me,” she said. “Give me your come.”

Stu began to arch his back then as he felt the woman’s vagina close like a glove around the head of his cock.

“Are you gonna?’ he asked.

“The minute you do,” she agreed. “But don’t stop fucking me hard.”

“Hard”, Stu repeated.

“Hard,” Karen sighed under him and swat his right cheek with her hand. “Hard!”

Jesus! Stu was glad he had made the rooms extra thick and had the radio going.

“Hard,” Karen repeated and “smack” she hit his left, then right cheek.

“Hard, hard, hard,” she cried smacking Stu’s tight bottom and he began to let go then, feeling his hot juice spray from the suffering hot head of his cock.

“Karen,” he cried as the woman smacked him two more times and began to shutter herself as she looked up at him hard and tried not to fall off the table.

“I am coming,” she said.

As they lie on the examination table minutes later Stu tried to huddle his white jacket around himself better. Kissing Karen yet again he then rolled off her and once again stared at the big tits before him.

“So you really don’t think I should see a plastic surgeon for a reduction?’ she said wiggling her thong up her thick thighs, and clasping her lacy low cut bra around her back.

Stu was sure he had never seen a sight so delicious as this full-hipped woman lying on his examination table in her pretty blue matching bra and panty set.

“As your doctor for all these years, no Karen, I don’t,” Stu offered. “I mean, I’m glad that’s what got you here in the first place, and that I finally got to see them…”

“A perfect excuse,” she said, finally dressed and up off the table. “You know this will definitely strain the doctor patient confidentiality.”

“I don’t think you can be a patient anymore,” Stu said, lean in to kiss the pretty woman before him. Their tongues met and he felt his cock growing yet again, Karen lying back on the table. It took all his strength to pull off her.

“But I can certainly treat you in my own way when we start dating.”

“I like the sound of that…doctor” Karen said, stood slowly, smoothed a hand across her pants and sweater, adjusted one last time and left the room as Doctor Stu followed her.

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Dating In The Workplace: Dos and Don’ts

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

While dating in the workplace is still seen as taboo in many industries, it’s the most common place for partners to meet. In fact, a new study shows that 40% of all people have dated a co-worker at some point in their lives. With office romance here to stay, there are some rules you can follow to make your corporate dating experience more rewarding. Read on for our dos and don’t to workplace hookups!

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Do: Go about work normally

The cardinal rule when dating a co-worker is to go about business as usual. Don’t let your love life affect your productivity – after all, you had your job before you met your flame, and you’ll have to have a job when you break-up.

Don’t: Bring arguments to work

Friction is negated in an effective work environment, so save the drama for your mama. Our #1 tip to making an office romance work is to leave your arguments at home. Your girlfriend fucked your brother? No one cares…

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Do: Sneak romance into the workplace

Days at work can get pretty boring, so feel free to spice up your relationship with a little discreet loving on office hours. And if you’re in the habit of working late, may we recommend sex on the photocopier?

Don’t: Harass unwitting coworkers

If you’re looking to hook up with a coworker remember that the line between friendly flirting and harassment can be thin. Don’t get carried away hitting on someone who isn’t interested – you could lose your dignity and your job.

Do: Acknowledge your status as a couple

There’s no better way to set co-workers against you than to lie about the obvious: if you’re fucking someone in the office, come clean about it. Trust is important at work, and more important than faux privacy.

Don’t: Bring work home with you

Just like leaving arguments at home, make sure you leave your work day at work. There’s no better way to suck the love out of a relationship then to make your bed into the office. If you can get this one right, you’re on the path to dating bliss!

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For The Money

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Gwen Turner tried not to fidget while she waited for Miss Alden to read her resume.

“Hmmm,” the tall older woman hummed while flipping the pages slowly. When she was finished she closed the folder, removed her reading glasses, leaned back in her chair and asked: “Why do you want to work for Mr. Valentine, Miss Turner?”

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Gwen had experienced enough job interviews to know she couldn’t bullshit April Alden. Every woman in LA wanted to work for Hal Valentine and quite a few did. Gwen knew the money was good and she had heard the stories…both of which she wanted to experience first hand.

“For the money ma’am,” she replied. “Mostly.”

“A reasonable answer,” replied Miss Alden, “and by the way you smile when you say ‘mostly’ I assume you know about the ‘duties’, Mr. Valentine expects his girls to perform?”

“Well, yes ma’am, I’ve heard.”

“Let’s give you a try then,” Miss Alden said standing. Gwen followed the woman into the spacious house.

“This is as far as clothes are allowed,” the tall lady said. “When you’re naked and ready, go join the others out back.”

Five minutes later Gwen walked out to a low big pool, a sparkling blue and vanilla colored back patio, and seven women-all bustier, lankier and more beautiful then the next-strewn about on low cloth lounge chairs, naked as she was. She took one of the empty chairs at the eastern edge of the group, the girls smiled and said hello, then she turned to see Hal Valentine himself hopping out of the water.

The handsome man was naked to, his thick cock twitching with each glance across his bevy and within a few minutes he was fully aroused. He stood up and paced in front of the women; Gwen had heard the term “alpha male” but never until this very minute did she understand its significance. Standing in front of her was one of the richest men in the world and she felt her pussy lips pulsating with the complete knowledge that she’d just about do anything the man asked. She reached down and began to tickle a finger through her hairy pussy, trying desperately to gain Hal’s attention, almost not aware she was doing so. When she glanced over at the other girls, she was surprised to find that each and everyone of them was finger fucking herself in the hope of impressing the boss.

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With a motion of his hand, Hal indicated for a buxom blonde girl to get to her feet. Though she should have been, Gwen really wasn’t surprised when the pretty blonde walked from Hal, got on her knees on Gwen’s lounge chair then slid over Gwen’s belly up to her own sweaty big boobs. As with all of the girls here, the blonde was as hairy as Gwen and the two girls tried to maneuver their muffs so that their clits made quick contact. Moaning into position as Hal and the other girls watched, Gwen made sure she was right on target with her clit to the other girl’s, as the two women spread and ‘met’ violently. Hal looked down and began to jerk off over a real busty brunette who had dipped back her head and opened her mouth to take his hot come when he rained it down over her. Gwen and the blonde stiffened their sweet little pussies flooding and crying out in shared shattering orgasms.

Later that evening, while resting in her room, Gwen heard a knock on the door. When she opened it, April was standing there with a bouquet of flowers.

“From the boss, he was very impressed,” the woman said and

Gwen took the flowers.

“Please thank Mr. Valentine and tell him; I want the job,” she said smiling.

7 Things Women Can Do With Their Tits To Turn Us On

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Tits: what are they good for? They’re just an over grown replica of what we guys have on our own bodies, but for some reason, we can’t get enough of them! Big ones, small ones, uneven ones, we aren’t picky. Boobs are boobs, and for some reason they totally turn us on. We love seeing a chicks tits in action, especially in these scenarios:

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1. There’s a reason why women jumping on a trampoline is the ad for a little old TV program called “The Man Show” Who wouldn’t want to watch those boobs bounce up and down all day long? Most people don’t have trampolines so that’s what the bed is for. It’s just bouncy enough to get those things swinging.

2. There’s nothing sexier than when a chick presses her tatta’s up against glass. Whether she is giving you a sneak peek through the shower or she is giving you a nice view through the back yard window when you’re mowing the lawn.

3. When she puts on lipstick with her cleavage like Molly Ringwald did in The Breakfast Club, I get an instant boner. It takes talent to stick lipstick in between her cleave and then put it on, no hands. That’s the kind of girl that I like!

4. Amen for Victoria’s Secret because there is nothing hotter than a nice rack in a sexy piece of lingerie.Everything looks better behind a thin veil of satin, lace, and feathers.

5. It’s hard not to look when a girl bends over right in front of you and all you can focus on is her cleavage which is saying, “hello look at me!” Sometimes I think that they do it on purpose to get our attention. Either way, accidentally or on purpose, I like it!

6. It can be hard to find sometimes, but if you find a chick that knows how to twirl tassels and and all of the other crazy ass burlesque shit, than you’re a lucky guy!

7. Titty fucking a chick is probably one of the best uses out of those beautiful twins Not only is it really hot and resembles something you would see in porn, you’re also reducing the chances of getting her knocked up!

Of course tits are great in all of these scenarios, but they’re also great under a t-shirt. Bottom line, men love boobies!

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Full Service

Monday, November 15th, 2010

“May I help you, sir,” the attractive young saleswoman asked Ryan while he scanned the display of nightgowns.

“Uh, yes, maybe,” he replied while feeling the material on one of the gowns. “I…uh…”

“Looking for a present, for wife, girlfriend?”

“Girlfriend, well, friend, well, yeah girlfriend I guess, I just don’t know, there’s so much here to choose from.”

The saleslady, who introduced herself as Dawn answered quickly:

“These might be a little on the old side for someone her age, follow me and I’ll show you something a little more appropriate.”

Grateful that he didn’t have to say anymore, Ryan followed Dawn as she walked by another equally attractive salesgirl to the rear portion of the store. Dawn stopped before a large selection of shortie nightgowns.

“These, maybe?” she asked.

“God, it’s hard to say, you know without seeing it on her,” Ryan said.

“Well, we do have policy here,” the lady said smiling. She lean in and Ryan smelled a light soft berry-like perfume and felt Dawn’s firm breasts brush his arm. “We are a full service store.” The lady winked, and turned to Jill on the floor.

“Taking five,” she said and Jill nodded back.

“Follow me,” Dawn said, turning back to Ryan and with one hand on his, the other grabbing a nightie she walked them back to the single room dressing area and pushed the handsome black man into the first stall on the right.

“This might give you a better idea,” Damn said, stood back from Ryan and began to strip.

She was a magnificent specimen of mid-thirties womanhood; long taut legs, a flat stomach, firm ample c-cup tits and that amazing face even then smiling down at Ryan as she stood there then in only her blue bra and thong.

“Of course to get the full effect what she might look under the nightie, the lady has to be naked,” Dawn continued, flipped off her bra and pealed down her panties.

A trim brown-haired mound faced Ryan below and hard little nipples above.

Ok, enough of this tease, he thought, moved forward and unzipped his pants.

“Why sir,” Dawn faked surprise, but before either of them knew it Ryan was up in the silky pussy before him fucking the salesgirl standing up.

“I think…I think,” he said into the girl’s soft neck. “I think this night gown will be perrrrfect.”

“Yes purrrfect!” Dawn moaned arching back as they stood there meeting just at their hot crotches.

“Can you wrap…” Ryan said, pumping up into the woman’s pussy. “… wrap…” he said and pushed once again into the fat wet lips eating his cock. “…wrap,” he repeated one last time as Dawn reached down, around and cupped his quivering ass into her.

“I can wrap it,” she said and smacked him. “I can wrap it for sure.”

Dawn lifted her right leg and welcomed the man even deeper into her wet spread lips.

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Ryan became a jack-hammer then as they rocked the little dressing stall and the walls shook. ”I love what you showed me,” he said deep up the woman’s wet hole.

“Glad to be of service,” Dawn said her lips pulled taut as this amazing man’s cock filled her.

Pounding, clutching, sweating even crying a bit-as least Ryan-the couple locked there and began to come.

“I…” Ryan said his cock jettisoning cream up into the warm wet place.

“I…” Dawn whimpered as her lips released and her liquid ran down between them.

Out side of the dressing room five minutes later, Dawn and Ryan both smoothing their hastily assembled clothes around them, Jill met them in the center of the store.

“Well?” the smaller girl asked the smiling couple. “Did you get him everything he wanted?”

“We are a full service establishment, right?” Dawn asked, walking her smiling satisfied customer by her smiling co-worker.

The Urge

Friday, November 12th, 2010

“Oh, no,” Belinda groaned to herself. “Not now, please not now.”

No amount of self-pleading or denial would change the basic fact; Belinda was a lesbian who felt this uncontrollable urge boil up in her once every three months or so. The willowy blonde with the big brown eyes never knew exactly when she’s start ruminating over this particular fantasy, but when Belinda got it in her mind to be taken by a bull dyke, and taken hard, her frilly panties would drench-like they were then-she’d sweat through each torturously slow tick of the clock on her office wall and she’d bounce her little bottom on her deep leather chair thinking of nothing else except how much she wanted her aching pussy lips to be spread and her vagina pummeled hard by a thick deep dildo-ing.

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Five fifteen couldn’t come fast enough for Belinda.

As usual this particular bar was so dark that it took Belinda a few seconds for her eyes to adjust. She wished she didn’t have to come here, but the “Cat and Chew” was really the only place in town where she could answer her particular submissive urge. The nicer upscale lezzy bars across town were nice meeting places and occasionally you’d catch girls engaged in a little under the table pussy tickling, but all the girls knew the C&C was the place for the down and dirty stuff.
And as the pretty girl sipped her Jack and diet Coke, she knew that her need, her throbbing deep pussy ache, her poking nipple burn would send her even further, to that single door marked “Gals” at the back of the room.

Belinda finished her drink in one final gulp; walked past a group of woman dressed professionally like her then pushed open the bathroom door.

The light hurt her eyes after walking through such a dark bar but Belinda adjusted quickly enough to spy the scene she was all too familiar with, one that both revolted and excited her. A pretty young fem, maybe only a few years younger then Belinda’s thirty years, was up on the bathroom sink, her longs legs spread, her back against the wall while a broad-shouldered, big ass bull dyke stood up on her, a leather harness round her wide self, fucking the little girl so hard the mirror behind her was shaking. From her angle, Belinda could just about see the thick black dildo pumping the little girl’s spread flooding cunt.

“Paa…please,” the little girl brayed, evidently being rent open, but of course her fucker made no move to slow her pace; very much as Belinda wouldn’t have wanted her to.

The other occupants in the room were a leather clad dyke sprawled in a large stuffed chair with her legs spread and a cute little black girl on her knees before her, lapping at the bigger girls swollen, exposed red pussy. The aroma of female sex filled the room, a heady mix with the scene Belinda was witnessing and her own undulating urges.

The big dyke fucking the girl on the sink turned to the momentarily rocked Belinda.

“Been a while, huh?” the large lady said not stopping her stride. “Come for another good fuckin’ from Bobbi?”

Belinda was too overcome with fear and lust to answer immediately.

“Good keep quiet,” Bobbi continued and thrust real deep into the suffering pussy before her. The blonde whimpered and shook.

“The less you say the more I wanted to hurt you.”

“I’m done here,” Bobbi said a minute later, pulled back and the huge dildo slid and “popped” out of the drenched pussy it had been filling. The girl on the counter-top simply rolled away, knelt to the cold tile floor and huddled under the sink full fetal.

Ripping the condom off the huge sex toy Bobbi turned to Belinda fully then.

“Kiss me,” she said.

With her head bowed Belinda made her way over to Bobbi who immediately forced her mouth open and stuck her tongue deep into the shaking fem’s throat. As always the big bull dyke tasted of cigarettes and bourbon, instantly causing Belinda’s knees to go weak as she realized she was yet again succumbing to her most base desires here at the C&C.

“Face the sink,” Bobbi said breaking from the kiss.

Belinda walked to the wall, rested her forehead to the cool mirror, spread her legs and lifted her modest work dress. Having removed her panties at lunch time, she quickly showed her fine ass to Bobbi-and whomever else happened to walk in the bathroom-arched her back and presented her silky little pussy lips from behind for the big lady to take.

Through the mirror Belinda could see Bobbie fitting a new condom on that huge thick fake cock.

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Toilet Sex

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

According to Spike.com, every man’s favorite go to website for sports, sex, and entertainment news, one of the most sophisticated sex positions out there for men is…wait for it…toilet seat sex.

Now, you’re probably wondering exactly what this means because it could go down many different roads. But, toilet seat sex is exactly what it sounds like; having sex while sitting on the toilet doing your business.

Yes, you heard right. Imagine sitting down on the toilet after a long days work, hoping to release some inner frustrations, when your girl walks into the bathroom and starts fucking you at the same time you’re taking your poop. Talk about killing two birds with one stone!

According to Kelly from spike.com, “the most exciting and interesting ways to have sex is on the toilet. It provides you with the opportunity to do your business while at the same enjoying a pleasurable experience.”

When I thought about this idea long and hard, it really did seem intriguing to me because who doesn’t like taking a shit and having sex? So, I decided to try it out for myself! Though trial and error, I came up with some tips and advice for all you out there who would like to try toilet sex:

First of all, you need to find a nice and comfortable toilet bowl. Sure, there are those ones that you can by for senior citizens who constantly have hemorrhoids and are covered with a thick, spongy, cushion, but that’s kind of weird. I would suggest using a regular toilet seat that has a nice shape to it and conforms to your body.

Next, you need to find a nice, sexy female who would be willing to have sex with you. If you have wives or girlfriends that are not sexually adventurous, then I’m sure they probably wont be into having toilet sex with you, just like they won’t be into free porn.

Once you find your girl, you want her to get into position on top of you like she would normally sit on your lap with her back facing you. You can then stick your dick inside of her. If you really want to be freaky and keep with the common theme, you can stick it in her ass.

What’s great about this position is that all the work is left up to your girl so you can concentrate on doing your business without having to do any work at all!

Some of you might not be interested in this, but don’t knock it until you try it! It can be completely thrilling and arousing, so give it a chance.

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10 Ways To Increase Your Sperm Count

Friday, November 5th, 2010

Nov 4 orgasm.com1Maybe you’re trying to knock up some broad, maybe you’re trying to make the best sperm cocktail you can make for a slut to drink, or maybe you just want to feel more manly and you think that increasing your sperm count will do just that.

Whatever your motives may be, there are actual ways out there that can create more man juice for your enjoyment!

I hate to say it, but if you want to bust a big nut, then you’re going to have to have sex and masturbate less often. The more times you cum, the less dense your semen will be. Try and maintain a gap of three whole days, yes I said 3 days, between 2 consecutive ejaculations.

Refrain from all of your most favorite habits. Smoking, drinking and doing drugs affect your liver function, which will cause a dramatic rise in estrogen levels. Even a measly two drinks a day will have long term effects on sperm production.

I know you’re probably already a hot stud with six pack abs, but if you’re not, then you’re going to want to hop on that treadmill. Also, exercising your PC muscles will help you shoot your load further than you’ve ever done before.

Eating healthy will have more benefits than just increasing sperm count. Diets that are low in fat and high in protein, vegetables, and whole grains is the way to go. Try and avoid bitter, astringent and spicy foods, along with caffeine.

You want your manhood to be able to breathe. Wearing tightie whiteies will only decrease your sperm count. Wear loose, cotton boxer shorts and avoid hot baths and saunas. You want to keep your boys away from the heat.

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Lose any excess weight because being fat will cause testosterone/oestrogen imbalances.

Because your not having sex as often, your probably feeling a lot more stressed. Try and learn other relaxation techniques besides watching porn and try something different like meditation or yoga.

Instead of having your girl massage sensual oils all over your body, have some alone time and do it to yourself with herbal oil because it will improve blood circulation.

Get off the steroids and try some natural supplements that promise to increase sperm production.

Get all of your fucking done and over with in the early morning or afternoon because your sperm levels are often highest in the morning!

The Most Fuckable Extra Terrestrials

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

I’m not going to lie, I’ve always been a closet treky. I love everything about sci-fi and I’m finally ready to admit it. I’m even part of a club dedicated to enjoying everything about Star Trek, Star Wars, and anything else that is incredibly nerdy.

Now, I know most of you are thinking that I’m totally lame for being into all of this nerdy shit, but let me tell you, there are some pretty hot chicks on these shows and in these books that are completely fuckable.

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Connie Conehead from The Coneheads: Sure, she has a huge head, but her face is pretty hot. And if you don’t like the head, you could always put an extra large garbage bag on top of it.

Evie from Out of This World: Remember this hot half alien? I always fantasized about fucking her when she was on the show. But now she’s even older and hotter. Maybe she could freeze time mid-fuck by putting her two fingers together.

LEELOO from The Fifth Element: She’s dumber than a brick, but she’s really hot and lives up to her “perfect being” reputation.

Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager: The bedazzled catsuit that she struts around in as the Borg refugee who joined the crew of the Starship Voyager gave me an instant boner every time I would see her.

Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica: This bad ass would be perfect in the bedroom because you know she would be prepared with her whips and chains. Bring it on!

Celeste Martin from My Stepmother in An Alien: This sexy stepmom was the fantasy of all of my wet dreams from 1988 until present day.

Sil from Species: A woman created with DNA codes from outer space who loves to be naked and really likes sex; it can’t get much better than that. However, there is one downfall, what if she is prone to killing her mate afterwards? Well, that’s a sacrifice I would probably be willing to take.

After you’ve read this I’m sure there will be a lot of you that will take an interest in Sci-fi because it’s not just about outer space and de-coding, it’s also about hot chicks in sleek spacesuits that are not only eye candy, but great fantasies for your dreams and when you’re jacking off of course. I’m sure there is also some space alien porn out there that you could get into as well.

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