When it comes to watching free porn, everyone has their preference. Some like girl on girl, others like a good threesome and there’s always the old S&M stuff. Whatever your choice in movies, one thing that is always desirable is the girl looking like she’s having a good time.
Brunette happy blowjob
There’s no denying it — everybody who’s tried it enjoys the feel of unprotected fucking — of nothing between one and the body of their lover but their wetness or favorite sex lube. A naked cock and a naked cunt or, perhaps, a naked ass-fucking. One loves to share this kind of intimacy with the right lover, one with whom one is committed and knows to be safe, and one loves to see it in porn.
And yet how often is one in this situation? There are many times — indeed most times — when the best kind of sex is safe sex. Perhaps one picked up that smoking hottie at the local gay bar or the singles meat market. Maybe one has tried to put up a profile on an online adult dating site. One has met that sexy online date and is ready to take it back to the bedroom. Whether you’re gay or straight, a lesbian, a queer. If one is into bondage and domination or a swinger, one can learn to enjoy safer sex. Of course if one already has a latex fetish, lucky you!
Of course condoms are the safer sex suppliers one encounters most often. One can find all kinds of condoms nowadays. One can find huge condoms for huge dicks and smaller ones for smaller cocks. One can use a condom on one’s favorite dildo or sex toy for sharing it with others. One can find flavored cocks for a tasty sweet blowjob. There are even condoms made from polyisoprene now, which are just as tight as latex condom but safe for those with allergies. They also smell better and don’t leave that condom taste on your cock or cunt — a big help for cunnilingus and fellatio during a long fuck time.
Of course safe sex doesn’t stop there. One can use gloves to protect hands during sexy play. This is great for anal fingering when it keeps things clean and makes one’s fingers extra smooth and slippery when one adds lubricant. There are dental dams for oral sex — great with a little flavored lube and hear her moan.
Don’t let the need for hygiene and protected sex turn one off. Instead look at it as a way to enjoy new kinds of fun with more new people.
The art of giving a blowjob can be a very intimate, controlling act between two lovers. Erotic oral sex stimulates both partners by giving one control, the other receives release in a special manner. But how many people know the fine art of the free porn oral?
First, the cock in question must be clean, preferably shaved or trimmed neat and obviously, aroused. The latter part is often the easiest, start off with a handjob and let your partner grow in appreciation.
The anatomy of a man’s cock is simple. The glans or head, the frenulum, corona and shaft are all visible to the naked eye. The urethral meatus is usually located in the center of the head or glans of the penis, the mushroom or helmet-shaped section that composes the end of the penis.
The little ridge that runs all the way around the bottom of the head of the penis is called the corona, and just below the spot on the underside of the penis where the corona makes a little V shape is the frenum For some, the tiny little patch of skin that is the frenum is the most intensely sensitive part of the whole penis, but that’s not always true. For many, the glans is also very sensitive, and for those who are uncircumcised, the foreskin is sensitive, being very rich with nerve endings, as are the areas beneath stimulated by the foreskin.
The shaft of the penis is exactly that – the shaft, the part that makes up the part of your penis that isn’t the glans. This area is fairly sensitive but nothing like the head and tip of the average man’s cock. Oral sex can give a man or woman an intense orgasm Here are a few techniques to bring on a male orgasm.
Flick your tongue over the sensitive head of the penis while pumping the shaft up and down. Enjoying the taste of sweet, yet sticky precum can help lubricate the penis and provide more erotic sensations for the male.
Nibble lightly along the shaft. This creates anticipation of the tight warm mouth about the envelope the head or entire cock.
This brings us to deep throating cock. The act of deepthroat oral is one that requires patience on both parts. The one preforming the act needs to relax their muscles, the one receiving needs to not thrust or shove their dick in their partners mouth for fear of choking. If done properly the giver will be given a creamy reward!
They’re pulling out all the stops this year and there are some pretty outrageous christmas presents out there that wont do you any good! I don’t know about you, but I’m less concerned with family and turkey during Christmas, and a lot more focused on getting laid. So, if you feel the same type of Christmas spirit as I do, check out these Christmas gifts that WONT get you laid.
Mistletoe Underwear
If you hear some bells ringing and you don’t know where it’s coming from, it could be from a dude wearing a mistletoe thong! Some guys are just doing it all wrong this season and wearing one of these things is a definite factor in not getting you any action this Christmas season.
The Cookie Sutra
The Karma Sutra book illustrated with cookies isn’t something that will necessarily get anyone one in the mood.
Babeland Blowjob Expert Kit
This is basically the equivalent of giving your girl a vacuum for Christmas, except for the fact that you want her to be the vacuum.
Candy Cane G String
The only thing that this Christmas present is going to do is creep everyone out.
Adult Mistletoe
This gift comes with the mistletoe and the condom. Just like the packaging says, “you never know what a kiss will lead to!”
“I’m a ho ho ho” T-shirt
I’m sure your girl will not appreciate you giving her a shirt that says she’s a ho.
Flashing Pecker Santa Hat
It’s the fastest way to spot a dick head, and therefore will not get you laid!
Lip Locked Lesbians Ornament
Two naked girls making out on a christmas ornament may not be the best way to inform your girl that you want her to have a three-some.
“Santa’s Little Slut” T-shirt
There is no woman out there who appreciates being called a slut, even the chicks on free porn don’t like it!
Sexy Penis and Boobie Stockings
Your girl wakes up to find a big, red fury dick and set of tits hanging by the fireplace with care. You’re not getting any action today.
So, take note guys, if you want your Christmas to be really special this year, do not buy any of these gifts!
In a world where our every need can be answered with a click of a computer mouse, is it any wonder we are answering our more prurient desires first and foremost? Why leave the house to find what arouses us if we don’t need to? No matter what our specific kink-have we one-or passing thought-should we entertain more then usual-we can have what we want when we want it. And if and when we do ever venture forth for our porn movies, pics, even service providers-aren’t we now so used to the speedy return, the easy transaction, the convenient exchange, that nothing but the quickest experience will do?
It makes sense then that sooner more then later we will be looking for drive-thru .
There are actually states in the union where one can drive their car into-INTO-a liquor store order, pay for, then be handed whatever alcohol one wants, then leave the store, all without ever leaving one’s car. Albeit a blowjob or some ass fingering might take a tad longer to complete, but the time has come to pull up outside a lighted menu screen, order some oral sex or a quick hand-job, unzip as one pulls around to the window, maybe open the car door to the full window one comes to face, surrender some money and stick one’s genitals out to be serviced! Surely, the entire sex drive-thru enterprise would be easier for a man to pay for and receive, but with us all able to get a burger or our morning coffee this way, why not sex?
And while being a hooker is illegal, might there be some unique precedent about receiving a sexual act in a car that is technically still running that would render the entire exchange free from prosecution?
The time has come to out our resources into the very next thing. To prompt people to leave their houses in this day and age is a retailer’s biggest headache. To get people to buy a dirty movie when they can just as easy download for free over the Internet are dirty movie producers’ biggest headaches. The drive-thru sex shops might in fact kill two birds with one stone; get people out for their sex and keeping them away from P.C. screens where they can too easily-and for free-download porn movies.
While you may think of your penis as serving strictly for the purposes of sex, urinating and as the beneficiary of all the free porn you can find – think again. Considering the phallus is not exactly the most attractive thing in the world, it has certainly managed to accomplish a lot of impressive tasks. Below, we’ll cover some of the fascinating facts surrounding men’s members.
1. Long-Distance Jump – Horst Schultz holds the record for the longest cum shot ever recorded. The distance? A whopping 18 feet.
2. Solo Oral Sex – Research shows that only one out of 400 men are capable of giving themselves a blowjob. So for those who are not fond of going down on their partners, consider tracking these rarities down.
3. Circumcision Remains – In matters of circumcision, all of that discarded foreskin can actually serve a purpose. An infant’s foreskin for example, can actually be grown into new skin for those who have suffered from serious burns.
4. Sperm Marathons – If you thought your partner was fast in the sack, his sperm is far more impressive. Capable of traveling down the vaginal track at about 200 inches per second, they can reach the finish line in about .015 seconds flat.
5. Micro Penises – Don’t worry too much about the size of your penis. Why? The smallest Johnson ever recorded was only one centimeter long. And while that’s mostly due to a condition called congenital hypoplasia, remember that there will always be someone with a smaller peen than yours.
6. Packing Meat – Studies show that only about 15% of men have penises over seven inches long, and only a mere 3% pack more than eight inches in their pants. Funnily enough, they also concluded that gay men tend to have an extra 1/3 of an inch to perform with.
7. The King Of All Dicks – While on the topic of size, the world’s biggest recorded penis is approximately 13.5 inches long. But before you deem it’s owner – Jonah Falcon – to be the luckiest man in the world, know that he is still single and lives with mother. Case in point.
When it comes to blow jobs, men are likely to bypass a few occasional mishaps in order to spare their partners from either, a) embarrassment, or b) stopping altogether – though mostly the later. Now, before you jump the gun and label yourself a pro at the art of felattio, read on for a list of the top five mistakes women commit when going down.
1. Succumbing To Your Gagging Impulses – Despite what free porn videos depict, gagging during a blow job is less than attractive. Not only does it make it seem as if you can’t take the heat, but we can’t help but worry that you might just easily puke all over our junk. Not a pretty sight. If you’re a newbie, don’t try to take it in all in at once. Ease your way into it and be aware of your boundaries.
2. Ignoring His Jewels – I understand that balls are not exactly the most attractive thing in the world, but don’t underestimate just how important they are when performing a blowjob. Now, don’t think that you can toss them around like a pair of golf balls. Being gentle is key.
3. Vary The Pressure – When it comes to felattio, slow and steady does not win the race. Play around with different pressures and speeds in order to keep things interesting. Try taking things slow if he’s on the verge of an orgasm and he’ll be begging you for more.
4. Using Your Teeth – While being too gentle is not a good thing, don’t resort to using your teeth when trying to play rough. Not only do you run the risk of cutting through his skin, but he will never want you to go down on him again. You might as well be wearing braces.
5. Acting Like You Can’t Be Bothered – If you don’t feel like giving head, don’t even try. Nothing is more of a turnoff than a girl who looks bored with a penis in her mouth. To make him feel like a king, show him that you’re loving every minute by touching other parts of his body and looking into his eyes every once in awhile.
