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What Makes Women Want To Have Sex

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Back when you were an innocent child and had just come across the concept of sex, you were probably inclined to believe that your parents only bumped uglies a handful of times – to conceive you and the rest of your siblings. However, as you got older you quickly realized that reproduction was often the last thing in the minds of sexually active folk. In fact, a new study shows that procreating is only one out of 237 reasons as to why people have sex. Below, we cover some of the most common reasons as to why women chose to get psychical.

1. You Know How To Kiss Her – Even if you’re no longer in high-school, you can never be too old for a good ol’ makeout session. In fact, women are far less likely to have sex with a bad kisser. Now, before deeming yourself lucky and heading out to look for a one-night-stand, know that your definition of a good kiss may not be the same as your partners. To increase your chances, make sure you act with confidence, smell good and most importantly, brush you teeth.

2. You’re Willing To Commit – Nothing can turn a woman off more than lack of commitment. If you’ve wined her and dined her and have yet to have to get laid, she’s probably still second-guessing your ability to commit. So if you want to ‘get down tonight’, let her know just how involved you really are.

3. You Know How To Pick The Right Spot – Knowing how to use romance in the right ways can be one of the most beneficial aspects for those wanting to get lucky. Start by picking out the perfect location. Traveling to a foreign country will bring a sense of excitement that she may not have back home. By sharing a foreign experience as a couple, your sense of intimacy will be far greater, thus increasing your chances of jumping her bones.

4. You Look Good – Meatheads can work out all they want, but they’re not necessarily attracting women in the process. A recent UCLA study determined that women found lean, toned bodies a lot more desirable than their skinny or bulky counterparts. Women perceive too much muscle as being somewhat of a threat and are well aware that it comes at a price. After all, it takes plenty of time to get that big – and it’s time you could’ve been spending with her.

5. She Wants To Cater To Your Needs – For those seeking an orgasm, start with communication. Woman can often feel insecure about initiating sex due to lack of information as to your likes and dislikes in the sack. To fix this, try to have an open conversation about your sexual preferences – preferably outside the bedroom. Studies show that 79% of unpleasant sex-related chats happen right before – or after – sex. An alternative for the brave: have her watch some free porn and pay attention to her remarks. You may learn a lot more than you think.

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Top 5 Unexpected Sex-Related Terms

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Imagine a world without sex. Not only would it be incredibly empty, but if for some odd reason we still managed to reproduce, we’d have to find something else to influence our day-to-day lives. For those who don’t think sex is everywhere, read on for a list of cleverly concealed sex-related names. From everyday words to music, one thing is for sure – sex is everywhere.

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1. Steely Dan – For all you baby boomers out there, you’ll remember this soft rock band back in their glory days. In the 1950′s – when the band originally came together – members Walter Becker and Donald Fagen were unable to come up with an original name. Being that they were both into beat literature, they ended up taking the name of one of the characters in a book called “The Naked Lunch”. That’s right folks, Steely Dan was based off a massive strap-on dildo – and that was before free porn.

2. Vanilla – It’s no coincidence that your friends crack sex jokes everytime you lick an ice cream cone. What we presently know as “vanilla” is derived from a mix of the Spanish word “vainilla” and the Latin word “vaina” – a direct translation of “vagina” (or “pussy“, if you’d rather). By taking one close look at a vanilla pod, you’ll quickly understand why that is.

3. The Velvet Underground – One of the most revolutionary bands of the 60′s and 70′s, this band stood for anything alternative and out of the ordinary. Originating in New Jersey, the band landed it’s first gig back when they didn’t even have a name. After finding an S&M magazine with the words “Velvet Underground” plastered across it, the rest was history.

4. The Heart Shape – As romantic as it may look to us now, researchers have reasons to believe that the classic heart shape was actually inspired by a woman’s ass. The Greeks were known to have created a temple called Kallipygos, a worshipping ground that translates into “Goddess with the Beautiful Buttocks”. All hail the big booty!

5. Jazz – We all know that jazz tends to be associated to sex. It’s smooth enough to set the mood and get just about anyone in that particular state of mind. What you didn’t know is that the word “jazz” is derived off the Creole term “jass” – which stands for ‘sex’.

The Spermjacker: Coming To A Bar Near You

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

imagesAs kids, our parents would go on and on about the alleged bogeyman, an evil man who would snatch us away if we were too naughty. What they never told us however, was about Lara Carter, the dreaded spermjacker. When all the children have gone to bed, Carter heads out deep into the night. Her mission? To have unprotected sex with innocent victims.

The story goes as follows: After witnessing one of her friends holding her newborn baby, Lara Carter found herself with the uncontrollable urge to have kids of her own. Having no boyfriend or potential prospects, and discarding the possibility of resorting to a sperm-bank (due to its high cost), Carter realized that all she really needed was some sperm. And damnit, she was going to get it.

The process was really quite simple. After taking an ovulation test and determining her chances of fertility, Lara would go to bars and throw herself at men while pretending to be drunk. Unlikely to turn down an easy lay, men would have sex with her while being completely unaware of her true intentions. In the event of a one-night-stand wanting to use protection, Carter would make sure to carry condom in her purse. One small detail, however – the tips were all cut off.

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Although Lara has yet to be sperminated, she openly talks about her pursuit and even labels herself “the sperm hunter”. According to the woman herself, “Men my age aren’t interested in a relationship, so I have given up on trying to have a relationship with a parter”. It is still unclear as to how Carter will react to her ‘babydaddy’ – aka. could you ask for child support after technically stealing sperm? But as a reminder to men everywhere, stay away from women who are a little too eager for a one-night-stand. You don’t want to end up with a bastard child. And If you’re feeling horny, free porn is a far safer bet.

“SexyTime” on the iPhone

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Once again there has been a link to Apple and sex. First it was the direct connection of iPhone owners and how they are more likely to have more sex partners than regular Blackberry or android users. Then it was watching porn instantaneously on the iPad or the iPhone. And now its a new, premium sex application for both the iPad and the iPhone.

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Except that this application is not just another attempt to monetize sexual curiosity, there is actually some scientific backing to it. Even though the “SexyTime Sex Position Guide and Choreographer” has already been banned in China after just one month of being on the market. Apparently not everyone appreciates the science of sex!

The company’s platform is nothing but a simple yet ambitious statement: to improve health and wellness through better sex. One of the chief scientists working on the application said that is easier said than done. Apparently people are attracted to over-the-top, flashy products, and something that is geared towards improving health is not as enticing.

It’s pretty sad that people, especially those who really need the advice, aren’t taking advantage of this application because it is the one’s who need the advice most that are less likely to go out and see it! And what better way to get it right on your iPhone.

I always thought my dick was the most important sex organ, but according to these scientists, the brain is. Who would have thought? That’s the main reason for creating this application, so that “people enjoy exciting, rewarding lovemaking, and simultaneously become smarter about sex. Better, more frequent sex means healthier minds and bodies.”

Sounds kind of lame to me, except for the fact that the app also will help in suggesting new ideas and techniques to your partner in the bedroom. Something I’m sure we all need a a little help in!

The app is completely inexpensive, especially compared to the benefits. Something that gives sex advice anywhere on the go has got to be worth something!

This Is Not Your Average Condom…

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Believe it or not, but condom usage has actually gone down in North America. Whether the blame should be on birth control or sheer lack of responsibility, condoms are still the only way to prevent much-dreaded STI’s and STD’s. For those who are still in doubt, the number of people who were affected by syphilis actually doubled from 2002 to 2004. Even the porn industry has been hit with a case of HIV; bringing fourth concerns that condom use should be mandatory in adult entertainment. As a means of trying to gain back it’s appeal, condom brands are now resorting to all sorts of innovative technologies. Below, we highlight some of our personal favorites.

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1. Trojan – Perhaps best known for their “Magnum” size, Trojan is now offering other varieties that are sure to keep things interesting in the bedroom. Their new Fire and Ice condoms come with a lubricant that actually adjusts to a variety of different body temperatures. Since the lubricant is located on both sides of the condom, the “tingling sensation” can be felt by both partners. Talk about a win-win situation.

2. Durex – One of Durex’s selling features are it’s deliciously flavored lubricants. So if blow job’s are your thing, the cherry and tropical flavors will be sure to delight your senses. Durex’s Sensi-thin condoms are another great option. Boasting the title of the “thinest condoms on the market”, these rubbers are still just as sturdy as their counterparts. Their Pleasuremax condoms are also great for women, due to their strategically placed ribs and ‘pleasure dots’ – which enhances the pleasure of both partners.

3. Life Styles – Lifestyle condoms have taken the cake in the sensitivity department. Their Skyn rubbers are made of polyisoprene (as opposed to latex) – which better contours the penis and features a similar coloring to the real thing. Though this is not exactly condom-related, the company also markets a so called ‘vibrating ring’, which wraps around the base of the penis ensuring heightened orgasms for the ladies.

10 Commandments of College Sex

Monday, November 15th, 2010

1. Thou Shall Not Sleep With An Ex’s Roommate: You want to keep your college experience as drama free as you can, not only should you not sleep with your ex’s roommates, you should also never sleep with your roommate’s ex.

2. Thou Shall Abstain From Mood Music: I’m sure that you’ve noticed when you watch movies, there is a soundtrack in the background that is specifically designed for every scene. Especially when an online sex scene comes on, there is always some steamy music going on in the background. As much as you’d like to replicate this in real life, I’m suggesting that you don’t because it can be really cheesy.

3.Thou Shall Consider Location: If you’re looking to pick up at a college frat party where everyone is wasted, then you have another thing coming to you. If you go home with someone, chances are they wont even remember your name the next morning, let alone want to start a relationship.

4. Control Thyself: If you actually found your special someone in college and you just can’t seem to keep your hands off each other, keep it in the privacy of your own dorm room. No one wants to see your PDA all over campus.

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5. Thou Shall Use Protection: Every time you fuck someone, use protection. Always keep condoms on hand in a drawer or somewhere in the bathroom. Also, use the pill, the patch, or those vaginal rings that are always advertised on TV because the last thing you need is to be pregnant in college or to knock up some chick.

6. Thou Shall Keep Mum: There is no point in sharing your sexual history with anyone, especially a current partner. The only reason people name drop is to foster a sense of adequacy.

7. Thou Shall Not Steal: I’m pretty sure this one is self explanatory so basically don’t steal.

8. Know Thy Own Beer Goggles: Getting drunk and making decisions can lead to some pretty large regrets, that are also occasionally humorous. In college, drinking and sex go together so you’re going to have to accept it, however try not to make really bad decisions that could threaten your safety.

9. Thou Shall Not Fear Making The First Move: College is the time to take risks, so take a chance and don’t be afraid of failing. Otherwise you can stay home and watch porn.

10. Love Not Thy Neighbor: Don’t get me wrong, Im all about fostering friendly relationships with the people that you run into on a day to day basis. It’s nice to have someone to turn to when you’re having one of those days, just don’t turn it into something that it’s not.

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Mid-Fuck Fuck-Ups

Monday, November 15th, 2010

It’s happened to just about everybody. You’re in the middle of a heavy makeout session when all-of-a-sudden, that chili you ate for dinner decides to manifest itself though an embarrassing fart. Or perhaps you foolishly scream out the name of your ex without realizing it. Whatever your sex stumble, know that we’ve all experienced one or two throughout our lives. Below, we look at some of the most common sex bummers as well as tips on how to save face once they happen.

1. Bringing Up Your Ex In Sex – If you suffer from a sudden brain fart and end up calling out your ex fling’s name mid-sex, there is very little you can do to salvage the situation. Not only will your partner be extremely upset (understandably so), but it will also make them wonder if you have any leftover feelings for your former lover. The best you can do at this point, is deny, deny, deny. Only time can heal a lack of trust. And sometimes, not even that.

2. Peeing By Accident – Sometimes, constant pressure applied to a woman’s stomach can be enough to make her pee by accident. To avoid going through such humiliation, make sure to relive yourself before jumping into sex. Not having to preoccupy yourself with the need to tinkle will make for a much more pleasurable experience.

3. Flatulence – Much like peeing in the middle of sex, farting can also be just as distracting – and gross. In order to avoid dealing with gastritis, cut off potatoes, peas and baked goods off your diet before a night of passion. Exercising, or going for a brisk walk before getting down an dirty will also help you digest and avoid any future embarrassments.

4. Long Nails – Although movies tend to depict it as something erotic, there is nothing sexy about having scratches all of over your back. Not only would it be incredibly painful but long nails tend to be associated to a lack of hygiene. As for long toe nails, don’t even get me started. Keep yourself in check by making sure your talons are properly filed and have no traces of dirt. Failure to do so could result in you watching free porn instead of getting laid.

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5. Falling Asleep – Once in awhile, even the promise of an orgasm is not enough to keep you awake. To avoid falling asleep mid-sex and embarrassing yourself and your partner, either skip it all together or take a quick shower climbing into bed. The water will help to wake you up, at least for a short while.

Wind Blowing The Sail On Your Mast: Putting The Fun Back Into Masturbation

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

Masturbation is the most common sexual activity in the world – even men with girlfriends and wives often masturbate more often than they have straight up sex. Despite this fact, masturbation is rarely discussed, and has become a neglected part of a healthy sex life. Knowing how to take care of yourself is crucial, so we’ve come up with some solutions to make your masturbatory routine a more varied and tactile experience.

#1 The Fleshlight: While the fleshlight is the most costly suggestion on our list, it’s also the most rewarding. Shaped like a flashlight, the fleshlight is made of plastic that feels nearly like human skin. No word of a lie, sticking your cock in the vaginal opening for a quick fuck is magic. If you have the resources, we recommend the fleshlight for a reality based experience.

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#2 Apple Pie: American Pie popularized the hot apple pie technique years ago, however it’s now seen as a masturbation cliche. There’s no reason for this, as pie a perfectly viable way to get your rocks off (did I mention it was warm too?). Just remember to pull out before you bust a nut though, you wouldn’t want to add any special sauce to Sunday night’s desert.

#3 The Mattress Technique: This is the real reason box-springs were invented: just slip your cock between your mattress and box-spring and start fucking – and you’ll see what we mean. Pure bliss!

#4 A Bag of Vaseline: If you’re not a fan of the mattress technique above, it’s probably because you don’t like your masturbation quite as rough as we do. For those who aren’t satisfied with a rough ride, we recommend the good ol’ baggy of vaseline. It’s smooth, silky and sensual without too much mess (as long as you pick an appropriate bag).

#5 The Old Standard: With all of our tried and true methods, don’t forget that sometimes it’s great to masturbate with a clenched fist. It’s God’s way – so pump your penis hard with this old school technique on Sundays! Over and out.

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The History of the Sex Doll

Friday, November 12th, 2010

Nov 11 orgasm.com1Before the advent of free porn online, guys all over the world had to resort to lonely old masturbation as a source of relieving their sexual tensions. They couldn’t bring up something erotic in the privacy of their own homes within 20 seconds and a lot of times the regular “choking the chicken” approach just didn’t do it for them. Therefore, the sex doll was created.

If you’ve been living in a cave for the past twenty years and haven’t heard of a sex doll, it’s basically a sex toy that is used for sexual relief. It’s an inmate object that is crafted and designed by some of the top engineers in the world to replicate the female genitalia. Creating a sex doll requires an intricate process and some of them even offer an array of designs that have been influenced by the complete female body.

The origins of the high and mighty sex doll was actually created when antsy sailors set out on a long voyage with no hopes of female interaction for months at a time. They created a female doll sewn out of cloth, brought it on board and passed it around from sailor to sailor.

In later years, some very smart men took this idea and ran with it only to create commercialized versions of the doll that were in the form of blow up dolls, body sections and the infamous real doll.

Blow Up Dolls: are the inflatable sex toy made to look like a woman’s body. Usually consisting of three entry points; mouth, vagina, and ass.

Body Sections: are made from some pretty amazing material and are manufactured to look like certain sections of the body.

Real Dolls: are insanely crafted and are usually the full body of a woman. They’re pretty pricey but made from silicone and has all the lifelike details of a living woman’s body minus the “life” part. They even come with metal skeletons and flexible joints to position the dolls in whatever position you like. The downside; if you are experiencing problems you more than likely will have to ship her away to be repaired, which probably means no sex for you.

The only advice I have if you’re somewhat interested in a Real Doll is to be careful. Some men take their relationship to another level and become totally intertwined with their doll and end up acting like they’re a real person. The people end up going crazy and you don’t want to be one of those!

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When Sex Gets Awkward

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

We all know that sex doesn’t happen like it does in all of those free porn videos that we watch online. It’s never perfect, and more times than not, there is something that goes wrong. If you do encounter a night of perfect sex than props to you, but the majority of times, something happens that makes the situation a little less magical, and a tad bit awkward.

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If she hasn’t made a single sound since you started- what do you do?

1. First you must check to see if she is still awake. If she is sleeping or passed out, you can just pretend to roll over and pass out as well. Whatever you do, DO NOT fuck her without her knowing it. That’s pretty much rape and you could probably be thrown in jail for that.

2. Say her name and make some noises yourself. Hopefully this will make her feel more comfortable and speak up.

3. If it’s still not working, bite her subtlety so she has to make a sound. If she still doesn’t, then she must be in some sort of hypnotic trance.

If you start your period in the middle of fucking-what do you do ladies?

1. “Im so glad my first time was with you!” Make a joke out of it and it will take the pressure off.

2. Clean it up. If his sheets are messy, offer to wash them.

3. If your still horny you could ask him if he wants to continue. But the choice would be totally up to him.

She’s as dry as a dessert-what do you do?

1. If you have lube, use it! There’s no shame in suggesting she need some extra moisture.

2. No lube? Saliva works just as good, and it’s a lot hotter to use.

3. If it’s still dry and hurting her, or you, stop. Try resorting to oral for the time being until you can get some lube on hand.

Don’t freight over awkward situations that happen during sex because, trust me, we all have them. Even the best porn stars say they have had some pretty embarrassing moments so shake it off and try it again.