It’s happened to just about everybody. You’re in the middle of a heavy makeout session when all-of-a-sudden, that chili you ate for dinner decides to manifest itself though an embarrassing fart. Or perhaps you foolishly scream out the name of your ex without realizing it. Whatever your sex stumble, know that we’ve all experienced one or two throughout our lives. Below, we look at some of the most common sex bummers as well as tips on how to save face once they happen.
1. Bringing Up Your Ex In Sex – If you suffer from a sudden brain fart and end up calling out your ex fling’s name mid-sex, there is very little you can do to salvage the situation. Not only will your partner be extremely upset (understandably so), but it will also make them wonder if you have any leftover feelings for your former lover. The best you can do at this point, is deny, deny, deny. Only time can heal a lack of trust. And sometimes, not even that.
2. Peeing By Accident – Sometimes, constant pressure applied to a woman’s stomach can be enough to make her pee by accident. To avoid going through such humiliation, make sure to relive yourself before jumping into sex. Not having to preoccupy yourself with the need to tinkle will make for a much more pleasurable experience.
3. Flatulence – Much like peeing in the middle of sex, farting can also be just as distracting – and gross. In order to avoid dealing with gastritis, cut off potatoes, peas and baked goods off your diet before a night of passion. Exercising, or going for a brisk walk before getting down an dirty will also help you digest and avoid any future embarrassments.
4. Long Nails – Although movies tend to depict it as something erotic, there is nothing sexy about having scratches all of over your back. Not only would it be incredibly painful but long nails tend to be associated to a lack of hygiene. As for long toe nails, don’t even get me started. Keep yourself in check by making sure your talons are properly filed and have no traces of dirt. Failure to do so could result in you watching free porn instead of getting laid.
5. Falling Asleep – Once in awhile, even the promise of an orgasm is not enough to keep you awake. To avoid falling asleep mid-sex and embarrassing yourself and your partner, either skip it all together or take a quick shower climbing into bed. The water will help to wake you up, at least for a short while.