Caffeinated Loving: Porn Shunga Art As An Energy Drink

Shunga is all about porn. Actually, when it comes down to it, Shunga means “Image of Spring” in Japanese, but essentially they are those highly erotic paintings that were made from the 16th to 18th centuries.

Okay, they might now be called erotica compared to some of the shit that we see in free porn, but they could actually get pretty explicit.

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So, just like Karma Sutra love oils, it was only a matter of time before they found a way to exploit this beautiful Japanese art into exotic products.

Shunga is a Canadian company who produces aphrodisiac oils, edible body powders, oils and creams for erotic massages, love enticing balm products, lube, and of course now, energy drinks!

Shunga has announced the creation of both a male and female sex drink, both which contain very different herbal extracts to enhance libido. Both drinks promise a whole lot, if you know what I mean. More than I thought any .75 ounce drink could ever do!

The woman’s version is supposed to increase sensitivity of the sexual region and strengthening of the vaginal wall, stimulate the central nervous system, control regulation of hormonal production and help to remove your inhibitions (nothing a little Tequila could’t do). So, basically, it makes you wild, tingly, full of hormones and strengthens your vaginal walls. Sounds like a magical drink to me!

The men’s version is supposed to help with erectile rigidity, give you a porn star style orgasm, improve hormonal levels and boost your sexual desire.

Now, you’re probably wondering if this shit even works? Well I’m going to tell you the honest truth, it doesn’t work very well, unfortunately.

A friend of mine tried out the women’s one and followed the directions on the bottle. Actually, she even double dosed herself and it had NO effect. As for me, I did as the directions said, and sadly I didn’t become a sex superhero. I told my lady friend that we should try it out and have sex with each other, but she wasn’t down for it, unfortunately.

As for the taste, don’t try it by itself. Mix it in with something else and it can be pretty tasty. As for the look, it comes in a little glass bottle and is labelled with some fancy traditional shunga art. It’s great to look at and tastes pretty good, but ultimately doesn’t work like it should.

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