While penises can go anywhere from big and small to thick and thin, other’s are simply out of this world – and not just in free porn. Despite these carriers of unusual dicks being far and few, their stories are carried out in history like true legends of the past. Below, we’ll cover some of the most unusual dicks of all time. Brace yourselves, some of these gentlemen are packing a lot more than just your average rod.
The Man With Double Dicks – No, I’m not making this up. Back in 1863, a man by the name of Juan Baptista dos Santos was born with two penises. But that’s not all. Suffering from diphallia, he also came equipped with three scrotums, and a third leg – which extended from the same area. In fact, his third leg had eight toes and two heels. Bringing a whole new meaning to the term “package”, Santos’ penises were also fully functional. He could pee from either and get double erections if necessary. How’s that for a visual?
The Ten Year Erection – Charles Chick Lennon, a 68 year-old man had a ten year-old erection after a penile implant surgery went terribly wrong. But that didn’t mean it was all fun, games and orgasms. Unable to do everyday activities such as riding a bike, wearing fitted trousers or swimming, Lennon became a recluse and eventually sued the doctor who messed up his penis. As a result, he won $400,000.
The Man Who Split His Penis In Two – Carl Carrol became something of a legend after infamously splitting his dick in two. And this was before the age of body modification. After being questioned over his outrageous act, he had this to say: “My decision to surgically remodel my genitals was deliberate, of deep satisfaction to me, highly exciting, sexually adventurous, and erotically exhilarating”. I guess there’s someone for everything.
The Penis Blob – Mark, a former male gigolo, found himself lacking in the girth department. His solution? Injecting saline into his penis and scrotum until he found himself with a 24 inch dong. He now refers to his dick as “The Blob”. I sense a horror/porno flick stemming out of this one.