Yohimbine is a substance extracted from the Yohimbe tree that is used to treat male impotence in the form of erectile dysfunction. It is an over-the-counter herbal remedy in the US, but also as a prescription drug specifically for sluggish dick.
It has only been proven to decrease male impotence in rats, yet eastern cultures use it for human treatment often. It’s not bad to try if you regularly flop out after 4 minutes of foreplay, or smush your dick in your chick more than she’s been patient with.
It should be noted that Yohimbine does not cure whiskey dick, which is the effect that booze has on your member. If you’re older than 13, you’ll most likely already know that even a small amount of liquor (or beer, or whatever alcohol you’re shoving down your gullet), can decrease how steel your cock can be. Yohimbine will not take away this effect. You know what does? Pounding the pussy before you start pounding the drinks. Consider it if you’re in a long-term relationship. If not, make sure your date is drunk enough not to recall how flaccid your junk was while you drunkenly stuffed it in her.
Yohimbine also does not make you any harder or bigger than you normally are. It should not be confused with Viagara, as it does not make your erection last for hours. It simply gets you up to get ‘er done. It makes you normal, like any regular 28-year-old should be. Use it as much as you like as an alternative to the hard stuff you need when you’re 80.
1. I popped some Yohimbine before the dinner and thank god it worked by dessert.
2. I’m flying to India next week to load up on Yohimbine. It’ll keep my girlfriend and I together.
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