Virgin is the word used to describe a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse. This means no penetration of the vagina, or if you’re gay, no penetration of the anus. However, if you are a straight female, you can still have anal sex and oral penetration without losing your virginity. This is actually a trick that has been taught at bible camp to young girls for decades. Camp counselors, Priests, and God himself believe that is a penis does not enter the vagina, they are not committing a sin before marriage. That explains why Catholic schoolgirls are anal freaks and blowjob queens.
Now, virgins are quite common in elementary school, and you might even find a few in high school (at least the ugly ones), but finding a person who is still a virgin after graduating high school is almost as rare as finding a Unicorn. It hardly ever happens. Maintaining one’s virginity used to be a completely acceptable thing, well into our late 20’s or early 30’s. But with the introduction of craigslist, plenty of fish, and other hook up sites, there really is no excuse for keeping your V-card. No matter how ugly or disgusting you are, if you’ve got the internet in your home then you can find someone who will have sex with you.
Speaking of internet, it is interesting to note that studies have also shown a direct link between chronic internet users and late bloomers. Mark Zucherberg, creator of the social networking site Facebook, reportedly maintained his virginity until well after he made his riches. Apparently, he lost it on a weekend ski trip with Bill Gates, but other than that not much is know. This just goes to show you that although internet provides ample opportunity for anyone to get laid, if you’re a completely inept computer junkie, even a room full of hooker wouldn’t help.
Believe it or not, Virginity used to be something that was sought after, and still is today in some countries. In Saudia Arabia or India, for example, women who have secretly had sexual intercourse before marriage will be turned away by their husbands on their wedding night if they do not bleed. Therefore, many women resort to taping small blood packets inside their vagina, which are easily penetrated by their husband, giving him the illusion of taking her virginity.
In Canada and the U.S., college girls coyly pretend to be virgins when they meet a new guy at the bar. Both the guy and the girl know that this hot blond slut has probably banged half the guys in the bar, but both of them will pretend to believe to live out the guy’s ultimate fantasy of sleeping with a hot virgin. Of course, if that girl really was a virgin, she would never have made it inside the bar in the first place.
1. When I asked Leanne if she was still a virgin, she didn’t even know what that meant.
2. Before I met my best friend’s older sister, I was a helpless, pimple-faced virgin. Once I met her, I was just pimple-faced and helpless.
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