The term Utopian Swinger refers to someone who practices swinging as a complete lifestyle. So, basically my (and your) ultimate dream. Who doesn’t want to engage in utopian swinging? As if there was any other kind.
Swingers get the best of all worlds. You get your lifetime companion, your ‘soul mate’ (for those people who absolutely must buy in to that myth), your partner, the co-parent of your children, your caretaker, the person who promises to love you and take care of you and put up with your shit….and then you get to, with that person, fuck a whole bunch of other people. Sounds pretty utopian to me.
So to be a swinger you need to be into non-monogamy, which, less face it, most of us are. Most of us don’t want to fuck or lick or kiss the same person for the rest of our lives, until death do us part and all that bullshit. Some people do want to fuck the same person forever and that’s fine for them, but for those of us who don’t, swinging is a pretty sweet option. It’s also handy for those who are into cuckolding, though a lot of the turn on for cuckolds is having their wives go off and fuck someone and then come home to tell them all about it. But I digress.
I have a deep admiration for swingers and swinging because in order to do it healthily, you need to have mad communication with your partner. And you get to explore your individual sexualities together. You get to learn new things about each other’s kinks and try out those kinks with each other and with new partners while sharing the entire experience together. It’s kind of a win-win really. And yeah, some people don’t operate in healthy ways when it comes to swinging (like acting possessive or controlling) and that’s not cool, but if you can both acknowledge and keep your feelings with regards to jealousy and anxiety in check and if you can keep open lines of communication at all times, well…it’s a pretty sweet deal for all involved.
1. Sandra and Doug were swingers, sure, but they weren’t quite decided on the idea of being utopian swingers. Sometimes they liked to just fuck each other. Was that so weird? Or at least that’s what they told each other. In reality, Sandra would rather fuck the ladies, but she liked having Doug around. He was so good at boosting her confidence. Good for her self-image too. Made it easier to spread her legs for the next available hot wife.
2. I’m so glad we’re utopian swingers and not just regular swingers. Betty smiled at George. He stared blankly at her. What do you mean, ‘utopian swingers’. Wait a minute, what do you mean by ‘swingers’? Betty patted his back. The dementia was really starting to settle in. She supposed she couldn’t blame him for not wanting to remember their years of swinging, given how many men she fucked and how many men he couldn’t get to fuck him. The poor guy.
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