The term ‘unload’ is a slang term for ejaculate. In other words, when a dude shoots his cum in your pussy, ass, mouth, on your tits, face, tongue, or all over your body. Consider the pearl necklace. That’s unloading at its classiest. When you’re unloading your jizz onto (or into) someone, it gives you the rare opportunity to use someone’s body for your release. Consider this a gift from that person.

Another definition is when you take cargo off a ship, truck or pack animal. If you really wanted to get creepy, you might think of cargo as a term for jizz or spunk. You can unload that cargo from yourself (you can decide if you’re a ship, truck or pack animal), onto someone (or something) else. If you’re a pack animal, hopefully you’re packing well in the junk or package department.

Unloading is a quick release. The word implies a kind of pressure lifting. You might unload on someone with an emotional rant about your boss or your girlfriend/boyfriend or the woman who made your sandwich at Subway (too much mustard). Unloading is not really a kind thing to do to someone. It usually involves a certain amount of selfishness. It is taking without giving back. But sometimes that’s what sex is. Actually, usually that’s what sex is, with a bit of a give and take. Sometimes you get all the attention and your sex partner works hard to make you happy and satisfied. Other times, it’s your turn to do the majority of the work. So long as it’s equal.

1. He unloaded his jizz all over her stomach and face. How awesome was it to be finally having sex with actual girls? He thought back to last month, when he was a thirty-two year old virgin. He almost ordered one of those Japanese body pillows with the faces on them. He needed something to empty himself into, he was so fucking tired of jerking off by himself in the shower or in the wheelchair accessible bathroom at work. Oh shit, Carly had a weird look on her face. Probably because he wasn’t cuddling her yet. Jesus, chicks were demanding. He lay down beside her and started to spoon her. What the fuck are you doing? She yelled. He jumped up. What? She glared at him. Like, we were just kissing and then you just shoot your spunk all over me? He stared at her. What’s the problem? I went inside you. She got up off the bed and grabbed a handful of tissues. Yeah, for like thirty seconds. Didn’t even give me the chance to come. He stood up. Well, I thought you could, you know, do that on your own. I mean, you know better than I do how to get you off. She gave him a look of death, then grabbed her clothes. Fuck you, she said over her shoulder as she left the room. He sighed. Man, chicks were complicated. Maybe he could still get one of those pillows.

2. I’m gonna unload my cum right down your throat.

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