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Underboob is the view of the lower areas of female breasts, generally taken from underneath. It is one of the hottest non-naked ways of seeing a sweet pair of tits, and should not be underbreastimated by women.
Also known as “Australian” cleavage, because it’s down under, underboob can be really erotic. Whereas top cleavage is nice, underboob gives the gawker a sense of the saggage, fullness, and roundness of the boobs. Top cleavage can be very misleading, depending on the bra and top. Underboob cannot be faked. What you see is what she got.
There is a scientific hypothesis that believes that men enjoy cleavage because it reminds them of the cleft of the buttocks, and mating doggy style. Underboob certainly makes my dick hard, and it’s not because it reminds me of an ass. What it reminds me of is my hands grabbing those sweet tits and pushing them together on either side of my throbbing man meat until it explodes in hot, sticky cum.
Underboob is especially appreciated by midgets and short men because they get a great view from below. Normally only tall men get to enjoy titty cleavage, but not so with underboob. With underboob, the dwarf stands tallest (and hardest), if you know what I mean. Actually, tall guys get fucked by underboob. They’d be completely oblivious to it if they’re too tall to see it. Serves them right. They get the best views at rock concerts, so this evens it all out.
Old ladies sometimes show off their underboob without meaning to. This is because they forget to wear their bra because of the Alzheimer’s. Their saggy tatters droop down past the bottom of their shirt and bounce against their knees. Let’s get that shit in a bra, grandma. You’re scaring the grandkids.
Most hot, young celebrities pose with some underboob shots on the cover of today’s men’s magazines. I am a fan of this growing trend. That’s because there is a growing trend in my pants when I see them. I would love to see Salma Hayek, Sophia Vergara, Scarlett Johansson, and Kim Kardashian all get into a underboob pictorial taken by Annie Lebowitz. I’d have to laminate the pages to protect them from the copious amounts of man milk they’d receive, but it would be worth the cost.
1. Ken nearly jizzed his pants when he saw Rhianna’s underboob in a magazine in his dentist’s office. He managed to stop the orgasm from happening, but nothing could stop his pulsating erection. He crossed his legs and grabbed “Bible Stories for Children” to read instead. When he read about Mary being a virgin, he imagined what her immaculate underboobs would look like. That’s when he came all over himself.
2. Normally Asian women didn’t turn Yuri on. He thought they had beautiful faces, but in general, they didn’t have the big tatters that he liked on a lady. Then, one day, he found a magazine dedicated to Asian ladies with huge natural tits. The underboob pics of Muzuki Horii changed his outlook forever.
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