Jocker is a slang term for a gay man. It specifically refers to two kinds of gay men. First, a homosexual hobo who lives by begging his male companion for money. Second it is old-fashioned prison slang for a dominant male homosexual “top,” especially in his relationship with a submissive “bottom,” aka punk.
Let’s start off talking about the hobo, shall we?
Life as a hobo isn’t easy. And god knows there aren’t many hobo chicks riding the rails. Ladies like men with money. That’s a fact. As a result, very few hobos have steady girlfriends. This means that most hobos will turn to the gay side of the force. And once you turn down the gay path, forever will it dominate your hole.
On the positive side, those empty railway cars are great spaces for hobo orgies. “Horgies” I call them. They’re not the cleanest cocks to suck and fuck, but, any port in a storm, I guess. Besides, the body warmth would help on those cold winter nights. They could literally have a train in a train. Hobo jockers aren’t necessarily confined to the railway, though. That’s why I suggest always keeping your car locked when you’re down by the riverfront.
You take your lady down there for a walk, but you forget to lock the doors. By the time you get back, you discover that a couple hobo jockers used the backseat for some alone time. Now you have to sell the car. You don’t want your kids playing back there the next day and come across some bum cum.
Now, let’s talk prison jockers. Like I mentioned earlier, there are two kinds of prison gays. The jockers and the punks. A jocker gives the dick, the punk receives the dick. If you have the choice, you should take jocker. Punks get passed around and traded like so many baseball cards. Except these baseball cards end up with size twelve poop-chutes.
Don’t get me wrong – punks are very important commodities to the jockers. In Truman Capote’s “True Blood”, the warden describes a prison murder as “Just two jockers fighting over a punk.” I’m sure it makes the punks feel special and wanted. But, as I mentioned before, you have to weigh that with the size twelve poop chute.
The most festive and wonderful moment that involved both types of gay men happened in World War 2. Both sides had recruited all the guys from the prison and the hobos to help fight in the war. On Christmas Eve 1944, the Allies and Axis called a truce so they could play some European football in the snow together. It was called Jocker Soccer. After the game, big gay orgy.
1. The jockers all got together in the caboose of the railway car to talk about the jerk conductor who kept trying to kick them off. Speaking of caboose, they had gay sex after the meeting.
2. Kirk came out of the closet in prison and accepted that he was a jocker.
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