The Jedi Mind Trick is used when you’re fucking someone. You wave your hand in front of them and repeat, “I’m not fucking you, I’m not fucking you”. This maneuver is particularly useful when you’re nailing someone that you just want to have a one-night stand with.
Maybe you were drunk and ended up going home with someone really repulsive. As they’re riding you, you sober up a little and see the repulsion as it pumps away. You don’t want to have to deal with this person the next morning, or for the rest of your life. So you employ the Jedi Mind Trick. If successful, the sex will finish, the person will go home, and they will have no memory of the fuck or of you. If you used a condom, everything should go back to normal again.
Simple and clean, if you can do the mind trick successfully.
However, it should be noted that the Jedi Mind Trick is not that easy to do, and it doesn’t work on everyone. Remember in Jabba’s throne room when Luke tried to Mind Trick him into handing over Han Solo? His mind powers didn’t work on Jabba. When using the Jedi Mind Trick, a Jedi usually waves his or her hand to help the persuasion. They adopted a distinct tone of voice, along with a casual facial expression.
The Jedi Mind Trick is useless against people with strong minds. You couldn’t be fucking Stephen Hawking and do the mind trick on him. He’d type into his computer, and it’d say “Mind Tricks don’t work on me, baby. Now, put your tit in my mouth. Nom nom nom.”
It’s not only drunk fucking that is a good time to employ the Jedi Mind Trick. Let’s say you’re at a strip club, and you’re in the back getting a lap dance or two. The dancer has huge boobs and a killer ass, and she’s grinding her pussy along your rock-hard boner. You know you don’t have any more money in your wallet. But you do have the Jedi Mind Trick. So, you get her to give you a dozen more dances until you cream in your pants. She asks you for the three hundred dollars you owe her. You wave your hand in front of her and say, “I have already paid you. I’m not the man you’re looking for.” If it works, she’ll walk off, trying to remember who she meant to ask for the $300.
If it doesn’t work, one of the bouncers will beat you up in the alley behind the club.
Similarly, you could use it to convince a weak-minded woman to swallow, engage in anal sex, have a threesome with you and her sister, or make you a sandwich after sex. Handy, if you can master it!
1. Harry used the Jedi Mind Trick with his wife. He convinced her to give up the anus.
2. I’d use the Jedi Mind Trick a lot with Selena Gomez. Sexually.
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