The express queen is a term that means different things within the gay community, but all somehow relate back to anal sex of some sort (like everything from the gay community, I guess).
The most commonly used definition for an express queen is a gay male hitchhiker, particularly an individual who uses sexual favours and blowjobs as a cheap and efficient way to travel. Express Queens can often be seen cat walking down the freeways and back roads, scantily dressed as they hitchhike their way into major cities with active gay scenes and clubs with lots of E. It’s sometimes difficult to decipher between an express queen and a regular hitchhiker, but there are usually a few tell tale signs. Normally, a hitchhiker would raise their thumb on a 45 degree angle and point it towards the oncoming traffic, while an express queen will jut his thumb straight up on a 90 degree angle and periodically bend over and stick his ass in the air to indicate where that thumb might be going if you pick him up. Also, an express queen slightly distorts the popular phrase uttered by Hitchhikers, ‘going my way,’ and changes it to, ‘cumming my way?’ as they lean into the open window and scope out the length of the back seat. This is usually a clear indication to the driver that he’s going to get road head all night long, or sodomized in the parking lot of a truck stop.
Outside of the world of sexual travel, express queen can have a few other meanings. During a homosexual threesome, the dude who takes it up the ass the first out of all of them is dubbed the express queen, because his ass is like an express route or freeway, it’s the fastest way to home base.
In the gay community in England, an express queen is when two gay males who are complete strangers meet on the Metro on the way to work in the morning, and find an empty car to have a quickie in before going to work. Considering the average commuting time in England is only 30 minutes, it’s quite impressive to meet, introduce yourself, and seal the deal in that short of time, all while drinking your morning coffee and reading the newspaper.
In Australia, an express queen refers to a particularly slutty gay male, stemming from the old-fashioned term for a ‘loose’ or ‘fast’ woman as being someone who will give it up quickly and easily. It’s rarely used for actual gay sluts or prostitutes; it’s usually reserved for the average gay male who just happens to be really easy to fuck.
Finally, the only other known term related to the Express queen comes from the Queen herself, and it refers to her Dildo, only the words are reversed so it follows: the Queen Express, implying that the dildo is some sort of bus, ferry, or airplane that she rides when she needs to get somewhere fast. After all, the Queen is a busy lady, so I imagine her alone time is limited.
1. Karl accidentally picked up an express queen on his road trip to B.C. But, he remembered an old saying he learned at a rave once, ‘a mouth is a mouth.’
2. Once I picked up an express queen on the side of a highway, and the police pulled me over and confiscated him. But you just know he’s using him like 20 minutes later down at the station.
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