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Eiffel Tower


The culmination of a MMF threesome in which one of the men is fucking the woman doggy style and the other man is fucking her in the mouth. At the moment closest to mutual climax, the two men give each other a high five, approximating the shape of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

Interestingly, this sexual position was partly invented by famed French structural engineer Gustave Eiffel, after whom the Eiffel Tower (both the tower itself, and the sexual position) is named. Noteworthy among Eiffel’s other accomplishments is the design of the support armature for the colossal Statue of Liberty in New York Harbor. The statue was originally designed, on a much smaller scale, by distinguished sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi.

According to historians, it was Eiffel and Bartholdi who were the first men to give each other a high five while double-teaming some skank. Catching site of themselves in a full-length mirror, the pair joked that they looked like Gustave’s famous tower in Paris. And if that weren’t incredible enough, the skank in question was 19-year-old prostitute Yvette Renee de Rue Gropecunt, who, it turns out, had been the model for Bartholdi’s initial sketches for the Statue of Liberty. Bartholdi’s notes reveal that at one time he intended Lady Liberty to be bent over, spreading her ass cheeks, and that he originally wanted the statue’s iconic inscription to read, “Give me your cooch, your cornhole, your huddled titties!” Isn’t history fascinating?

1. Andy and I have been talking, and we would very much like to give Roberta an Eiffel Tower for her birthday.

2. Greg and I were really getting into it with Lauren. We were having such a good time, we gave each other a high five. It was an impromptu Eiffel Tower.

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