Everyone has heard the jokes about how much men love porn and even beyond that about how much they love lesbians in their adult videos. Because straight men are supposed to be so fixated on the female body, and so visually oriented — versus women who are supposedly less visual — they love the idea of two of those hot bodies together, writhing in mutual sapphic pleasure. Women of course are believed to hate pornography and to believe that two men together is totally gross.
Many people have heard of fisting, also known sometimes as handballing, where the entire hand of one lover is inserted into the orifice of another. Vaginal fisting is of course where the entire hand is inserted into the cunt or pussy or vagina, while there is also anal fisting which involves inserting the whole hand — or even much of the arm — up the asshole.
Fisting can seem to one like a much more extreme sexual practice than it truly is in reality. For one thing, the practice is associated largely with sexual extremism or at least with lesbians and with gay men for vaginal and anal practices respectively. One may also imagine that fisting causes terrible damage, causing huge loose gaping vaginas or assholes that can never tighten again or be enjoyed by others as they were before. Of course, one would have to wonder then why these practices are so common if so.
First off, fisting can be very safe. Tightness returns naturally to these orifices which are used to being stretched for various reasons. In any gender, it is a great idea to practice kegel exercises in order to strengthen the pelvic floor muscle that is responsible for tightening.
The next thing to know is that fisting is a sport that involves a lot of patience and a lot of lube. Getting a good personal or sexual lubricant for the job is crucial — a nice thick one which lasts a long time will help a lot.
Next up, one should consider gloves for use in fisting. Latex gloves or non latex gloves for those with allergies, are a great choice. They add smoothness to the entire experience and retain lubricant much better — this has the double benefit of making it easier to fist someone but it also adds to clean-up, preventing santorum and other residue and it can also add to the pleasure of the recipient who may very much enjoy the slick texture. Skin has a tendency to pull in unpleasant ways sometimes.
The most important thing in fisting is to go very slow. Gently begin by fingering the pussy or asshole and then gradually, slowly, adding more fingers. Always be sure to reapply lubricant frequently, even with vaginal fisting one needs to be aware that one’s fingers will be blocking the flow of normal vaginal lubrication!
Some women ache to wear corsetry, lingerie and high heels in manner that goes beyond just wanting to dress-up and look pretty. Many a girl grows into her sexual awareness with more than just a passing fancy for the girdle she spied her older aunt wearing, or has more than just a passing thought for the leather of her handbag. These women, lesbians, straight or bi, might simply be fetishists.
Women, not just men, can have fetishes to. Some are medical-related fetishes, some are centered around clothes-though female fetishists don’t exactly mirror their male counterparts in getting wet for men in construction boots; while a guy might like to jerk-off to women in porn-ish high heels, some women simply grow aroused over objects that were linked to their budding sexuality. Even before she was fully aware of her libido, a woman might have tripped across some sort of sensual awareness linked to an object or activity, something not sexual at all, and, as is the case for all fetishes, one was created subconsciously. From that day onward, the women experienced sexual excitement over that object, stimulated in ways her waking mind was not even aware of. But the link colored her sexuality all the same.
Unlike male fetishists, women can easily take to complete dressing-up as a manifestation of their fetish. Both straight and gay ladies have been known to dress butch, as much as femmes enjoy the trappings of both modes of dress, to the point where it becomes their fetish, paralleling male transvestites fetishism for dressing in women’s clothing. Binding oneself in a corset and even inflicting self-cutting is seen as another form of female fetishism, with the latter being a most extreme case.
And when a fetish does get extreme, or a woman cannot function without it, then therapy might be needed. An indulgent lover is one thing, amassing a big shoe collection another, but once a fetish becomes impossible for a woman to handle, then it might be time to put all the dressing-up and leather stroking into some sort of workable perspective.
Some Hollywood films have such racy sex scenes that it makes me wonder why I resort to free porn to get my fix. After all, the differences between multi-million productions and the average seedy joint porno are too drastic to even discuss. And while I’m on the subject of sex scenes, nothing beats some girl-on-girl action. Yes, lesbians never fail to make my heart beat a little faster and make the tent in pants go up that much quicker. Below, I’ll list a few of my all-time favorite lesbian sex scenes in film. That way, instead of opting for ‘Lez Cuties III’, you’ll be able to get off on something slightly more intelligent.
1. Natalie Portman & Mila Junis in Black Swan – Yes, I know this one has been discussed on pretty much every news outlet out there but it’s too good to by unmentioned. For starters, both actresses are smoking hot and the oral sex scene practically made me bounce off the walls. Kudos to Darren Aronofsky for creating such a masterpiece.
2. Elizabeth Mitchell & Angelina Jolie in Gia – I don’t think there’s a lot I can say about seeing Angelina Jolie play a wild and insanely horny lesbian. With plenty of bare tits sprinkled throughout, you’ll find yourself pressing the rewind buttons every five minutes.
3. Denise Richards & Neve Campbell in Wild Things – If you were a kid in 90′s you probably had a VHS copy of Wild Things stashed somewhere in your closet – and not because of the intricate storyline. Watching a still-sane (and hot) Denise Richards make out with Neve Campbell in a – wait for it – swimming pool was too much to handle.
4. Rebecca Romijn Stamos & Rie Rasmussen in Femme Fatale – Do I really need to say anything more than ‘Rebecca Romijn’? Despite it involving a ridiculous plot – space travelling Egyptian prostitute et all – watching Romijn make out with a girl was all I needed to see to give this flick two thumbs up.
5. Riley Steele & Kelly Brook in Piranha 3D – Even though this was one of the most ridiculous ideas for a movie EVER, they make up for it by having two girls kiss underwater – naked. Now hand me those embarrassing 3D glasses.
Craig couldn’t believe his luck He bought the Sunny Day Motel for a steal and spent the better part of six months installing hidden cameras and microphones in every unit. In a spare room in his own cramped office/room the bald black man set up a series of monitors to capture all of the gory details that happened in his rooms 1 through 19 and on opening he saw customers right away.
What he never suspected-though hoped for-was all the sex he’d spy!
Some unsuspecting couple would come in for the night and Craig would watch them casually take off their clothes, sit on the bed, maybe have a cigarette, make small talk, then…
A mousy housewife and her husband took room 16 and Craig was literally blown away-not to mention he jerked off wildly-when that same “mousy” wife forced her husband to lick her pussy all night. There was the time a lanky husband and his equally lanky wife invited what had to be an Asian hooker to room 6 and took turns reaming the girl with a double-headed dong. Or the night a big bearded guy and his little wife took room 12 and the woman spent the night fisting her husband’s ass and licking his balls until he came over and over on her face.
Of course Craig’s favorites were lesbians. Sometimes he’d get a sense of girls being gay ahead of time, but most of the time it was a total surprise. Once he had two teachers staying in room 19 for a convention downtown. The ladies weren’t in their room for five minutes before the buxom blond had her short dark haired associate on her knees eating her hairless pussy.
Craig learned quite a few things that night about eating pussy, that’s for sure. Spying that much sex the weird and wacky was bound to happen to. An average looking guy, actually quite a ‘normal’ looking guy and his tall wife took room 4 one night and Craig quickly took to his viewing parlor though not expecting much. Of course to his surprise-with what happened on his screen and how much his own cock pounded when watching-the normal husband took off all of his clothes while his wife got out a huge diaper and a pair of plastic pants. The lady, who buy now had dressed in a 50′s style dress and heels, took a can of baby powder and powdered the man’s bare shaved crotch and ass just like she would a baby. She then put the diaper and rubber pants on her husband and talked to him in baby talk. She then gave him a pacifier and made him take a nap but not ten minutes later the ‘baby’ woke up crying and the lady simply opened up her blouse, popped out one of what Craig quickly saw was a magnificent big boob and let her husband suckle her hard nipple until he quieted.
Of course the ‘baby’ did something wrong, for soon he was across his mother slap, bare bottomed and getting spanked. When the woman sat back to let her husband/baby off her Craig could see a trail of thick come across the lady’s sweet upper thigh.
Given Craig’s deep entrepreneurial spirit and his sense of fair play, rather then tape all this action, he decided to refit the hotel and in a move that suddenly made the Sunny Day even more popular then it was, the in-room ‘Pay Perview’ porn option suddenly began showing very interesting footage indeed… indiscriminate feed from rooms 1-19.
The hotel really was a community labor of love, in the best sense of those words!
After discussing porn sites with my roommate, I laughed when he told me his subject of interest revolved around lesbians. “Lesbians eating each other out; now that’s the stuff”, he said with a sparkle in his eyes. Now, I know that it’s not exactly big news that men love lesbians. Even Britney and Madonna’s infamous kiss was enough to get everyones panties in a bunch. But what is it about women making out that turns men on so much? Is it the aspect of having double the fun? You know, two being better than one? Here’s the thing though, if these lesbians are in fact lesbians, then clearly they wouldn’t want to go anywhere near a penis. Right?
Two professors from the University of California decided to analyze this girl-on-girl business a little further. After conducting a national survey, they determined that out of all the women polled, only 2% considered themselves lesbians or bisexuals. On the other hand, 8% reported having same sex desires or engaging in same-sex frolicking. While the number certainly seems low, what’s interesting to observe is the relation between sexual preference and actual behaviors.
Another important find – that is also not exactly groundbreaking – is that the reason behind girls making out with girls lies in one thing and one thing only – impressing the boys. Add a little bit of alcohol into the mix and suddenly a girl will do just about anything to show a man just how “wild” she is. Perhaps it all boils down to the fact that a man’s role is to observe while women are to be observed.
I never said I was a feminist (after all I enjoy free porn).
Even though men like to believe that a lesbian couple would be more than eager to jump into bed with them, chances are they wouldn’t. A pair of fake lesbians however, would love nothing more. That’s why they’re making out in the first place. So for the lez-enthusiasts out there, consider your setting before attempting to make a pass on a same-sex couple. If they’re just strolling around hand in hand not really paying you any mind, let them be. Alternately, if two girls start to make-out right in front of you, chances are it’s just a little desperate act to get your attention. And boy does it work!