Posts Tagged ‘fuck’

Wait To Bring Up Sex

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

tumblr_lgpdn93M6L1qzqbf4Most single people who have profiles on dating websites are looking for sex, at least eventually. It would be unusual to find someone that truly isn’t hoping to get into a relationship that eventually leads to sex.

The problem is that sometimes people want to put the cart before the horse and the subject of sex comes up far too early.

Men, when corresponding with a woman on a dating website, especially at the very beginning of the process, don’t ask her about sex or what she’s into sexually or how many times a day she likes to fuck or if she likes to give blow jobs. In most cases, the lady will find that to be an instant turn off.

Women want to know that guys are interested in them for more than just sexual interaction. Even on websites that are geared toward people who are into BDSM and fetish, the ladies still want to have some vanilla conversation before they are asked to spill their deepest, darkest fantasies.

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It comes across as though the man is only interested in sex, and that will turn a lot of ladies off even if they are only interested in sex. It seems disrespectful, and most women do want to be treated with respect and treated like a lady until the time becomes appropriate to treat her otherwise.

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Of course, internet dating can be complicated, and it can be rather confusing for the guys because some women respond really favorably to instant sex conversation. They expect to be asked questions right away, especially if they are on BDSM or fetish free porn sites. So how does a guy know what to do? Sometimes it’s possible to tell by reading the person’s profile carefully and really paying attention to what it says. That will often show quite clearly what type of woman she is and what her expectations are. A man can simply do whatever he wants, figuring that the right woman will understand him and it won’t matter. Another option is to wait – discuss vanilla topics and get to know her as a person, and let the lady introduce the subject of sex whenever she’s ready. That will make her feel respected and well-treated and most women will really appreciate that.

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Car Sex

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Every couple-bi, hetero or gay-knows how boring a long car ride can be. XM radio, cooler full of cold sodas, CDs not withstanding, long drives can be filled with a lot of sameness even if there are great sights to see and places to stop. The prudish couple wouldn’t dare risk it, but for the more sexually adventurous or just one’s with a little more active libido-or on a first date-a little sexual activity between partners could make the drive a little less tedious and the interior of the car a little warmer and a lot more like free porn.

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It doesn’t necessarily need to be said how far you and your partner might want to go, how much of your clothes will be flipped off, when and where you might pull over, if you pull over at all; usually the specifics are worked out as you drive and touch and tickle. Road head is usually where it all starts. Though certainly a dangerous pursuit, no male drivers is about to complain about this specific distraction. Best that the couple engaging in a quick driving blow job stay to deserted back roads or get to the side of the road just before the man comes.

The driver will want to steer clear of potholes as well. It’s always hotly debate whether backseat gropping or front seat necking is hotly is best. While the backseat certainly offers lovers room to stretch out without the worry of as steering wheel in one’s hip, it is doubly hard to extricate one’s self from the backseat if the police decide to pull over an roust you from your make-shift love nest. Car sex need not only be in the car to. There is a nice warm expanse of the hood awaiting the horny couple and in a deserted parking lot or in the middle of a field, the hood of a car, while slippery to some, can be the very best place to fuck on.

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So many people can recall their very first sexual experiences being in cars or the car’s radio providing the soundtrack to their very first awakenings of love and closeness with another human being. Our cars are more then just transportation, for some they were the only private spaces we had to be alone with the guy or girl we loved and the very first place some of us got to see the alluring naked body part of a person we were infatuated with.

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Casual Sex Is Not So Bad After All

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

A while ago there was a paper that came out that argued religion “protected” teens against sex. It analyzed that religious teens are less likely to have sex outside of marriage, but all in all, is sex really all that harmful?

A more recent study looked at college students in a longitudinal study, which means they asked a bunch of people a bunch of questions, and then a few months later they asked the same people the same questions, to see if their answers changed.

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It was found that the ones who had casual sex tended to be the ones who, at the start of the semester drank more, were less thoughtful about relationships and more likely to have had short terms flings. They were less likely to be lonely, and yes, they were also less religious.

So, the question is, did all this casual sex make them depressed and lonely? Well, no it did not! Basically, among all those who were happy and not lonely at the start of the term, became less happy and more lonely than those who did not hook up during the term. But, among all those who were depressed and lonely at the start of the term, they became more happy and less lonely than those who did not hook up during the term.

In a nut shell, hooking up was good for sad people, but not good for happy people.

Also, alcohol had a greater effect on women than on men. This fits with the idea that part of the reason that women are more likely to avoid hooking up is because society disapproves.

This all fits in together with the fact that among young people, attitudes to relationship commitment and children have flipped. The gender stereotypes have crumbled, and pretty much all attitudes that are supposed to be typical of men are now more likely to be held by women.

This is great news for guys who want to fuck a lot of chicks with no real relationships, but for those looking for something more meaningful, they’re shit out of luck.

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Good Relationships Important For Satisfying Sex

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

Feb 3 orgasm.com1The relationships of New Zealander’s are thriving, and according to a survey, it is because they have satisfying sex lives.

67% of people said they were satisfied with the sexual aspects of their relationship, while 83% said they were satisfied with their relationship overall.

The survey was conducted by Relationship Services which is the largest counseling and relationship education agency in the country. Its looks at the way couples in long term relationships talk about and deal with issues relating to sex and intimacy.

“We found it really interesting that we asked people about sex, and they told us about relationships,” said the Chief Executive.

“When the sexual aspect of a relationship is going well, it can help build intimacy and satisfaction in a relationship. When it’s not going well it can be a difficult issue to broach. Either way, it can be a major contributor to the level of satisfaction people feel,” he said.

One clear message from the survey is that talking and listening to your partner are two of the best sex aids available; not resorting to free porn to get your jollies guys! People satisfied with their sexual relationship talk ad listen to their partner, they discuss sexual problems, and they focus more on understanding than blame.

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When it comes to the most common issues found between couples, these included one partner wanting to fuck more than the other, and then life problems like work, family, stress. Sex outside the relationship was reported by only 19% of people. “People often think affairs are much more common because they get so much attention in the media,”

The survey also asked where people turn for information and help about sexual problems and most looked to books and website. But, for help with sexual problems, they turned to people who they knew and trusted.

So, what can we learn from this? Sex is more important in creating a strong relationship than anything else. And, if your girlfriends don’t believe you, have them read this.

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Hotel Sex Made Easier

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

imagesIf you’ve ever dreamed of starring in your very own hotel-themed porn, here’s your chance. With the help of IMGuest.com, finding fellow guests who are ‘DTF’ has never been easier -and this couldn’t have come at a better time. After all, what better place to let loose and fuck than at a hotel? Seedy motels aside, the posh, hip versions are often packed full of women that seem hotter and more exotic that your home-base counterparts. It’s safe to say that the sheer act of staying at a hotel means that real-life rules no longer apply. You are free to throw towels on the floor, masturbate outside of the bathroom and, if lucky, have wild sex with a stranger.

Think back to all of the times you have come across a sexy stranger at a hotel lobby and fantasized about all the dirty things you would do to them. Chances are that while the thought crossed your mind, having the guts to actually go through with it didn’t pan out so well. The odds of them being married or downright prudish are enough to make any man back out and resort to purchasing the porn channel package instead. But now, thanks to IMGuest, that problem close to extinction.

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Despite being mostly focused on establishing professional connections, IMGuest is quickly rising as one of the best hotel hookup sites on the web. Upon checking-in to your hotel of choice, all you have to do is login to IMGuest and let everyone know exactly where you’re staying and when. You can also do so via LinkedIn or Facebook, making it extra handy and practical for travelers who are always on the go. One of the best features of the site includes being notified every time someone takes a peek at your profile. Why? Next time you come across that sexy lady at the lobby and know that she has been snooping around your account, you’ll have the perfect conversation starter and won’t run the risk of being slapped or discarded straight off the bat.

Business ventures aside, I can see how IMGuest will quickly turn into an Ashley Madison rip-off. Given that most cases of infidelity happen in hotel rooms, you can now look for a partner internally. No need for prostitutes like these hookers fucking in a hotel room or adult personals. A win-win situation all around.

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Introducing Your Girlfriend To Porn

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

0532192270When a couple becomes intimate and begin the journey into a long term relationship the sex is still fresh and new. Experimentation and observation are still key factors to getting each other to cum hard and often, to sharing a satisfying sexual life as well as every aspect of their time together. It may take a while, but it eventually happens the guy either gets caught or decides it is time to share his love of porn movies and xxx rated adult sites full of his favorite sexual deviate acts with his girl.

Some guys will even get a hard-on when he thinks about sharing his love of porn with his girlfriend. He may even believe that she will like it as much as he does but from the female porn star point of view. He may even think that by watching two women fucking each other with massive two-headed dildos his girl is going to think hey this looks like great fun, why didn’t I think of doing this before and then she’ll suggest that she call up one of her sexy girlfriends so he can watch the her lick her best friends clit and twist her nipples. He knows full well in his imagination that if that happens a threesome is the next thing on the sexual agenda after all how can these two hotties resist a real hard throbbing cock. He may even fantasize about his lover seeing a cum drinking actress on a tube site and get so hot and bothered that it takes all her willpower to not rip off his pants and suck his cock right then and there.

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If the guy is into porn sex magazines he may want to believe that girls, just like men, like photos of men jerking their pricks as much as men like watching some porn girl or cam girl fucking herself with a huge black dildo. In reality women do like porn. They may like it as much as men do. They can and do masturbate to hot sex videos. And there are women that enjoy watching porno sex with their boyfriends and husbands. But some women are embarrassed to actually admit it and it can take some patience to get them to sit down and enjoy watching the fuck fest with their man.

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Pickup Lines: Hip Hop Style

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Although rappers and hip hop artists pride themselves in their ability to “fuck hoe’s and bitches”, I’d like to see how well they’d do in the real world. In fact, I’m sure that upon murmuring the first “hoe” out of their mouths, they’d be in for a slap on the face or a kick in the balls. But since they tend to treat their women likes the ladies in free porn, these “gangsters” are only scoring due to their popularity and hefty bank accounts. That’s right. I said it. Below, we’ll cover some of the most ridiculous pick-up lines in the world of rap and hip hop. While they may sound good alongside a catchy beat, applying them to reality will bring you nothing but harm.

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‘Baby Got Back’ by Sir Mix-A-Lot – While it would be next to impossible to find someone who can’t sing this entire song by heart, its lyrics certainly make us wonder why – and how – that is possible. Stating that his “anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hun” is not only degrading to women, but quite cocky of him to say – pun totally intended. Sir Mix-A-Lot better be packing a lot of heat after making such a bold claim.

‘Back That Ass Up’ by Juvenille – I’ll start this one off by saying that nobody, under any circumstances, should ever use the following as a pick-up line: “Girl, you looks good, won’t you back that ass up? You’se a fine motherfucker, won’t you back that ass up?”. Not only will she tell you to work on your grammar but you’ll probably get a well-deserved beating.

‘Whisper’ by Yin Yang Twins – What is it about rappers and the female ass? In this instance, the Yin Yang twins made the object of their desire as clear as day with the line, “You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft. Mind if I touch it and see if it’s soft? Naw, I’m jus plain’ less you say that I can”. Way to use the word “soft” twice, utilize poor grammar (what else is new?) and sound like a total pervert in the process. Bravo!

‘Fresh Pair of Panties On’ by Snoop Dog – Leave it up to the great ‘Snoop D.O. Double G’ to be as blunt as possible in his advances. Probably one of my favorite lines of all time, he goes on to say: “‘It’s time to slow it down, steadily grindin’ and this is, the big Doggy Dogg/And I ain’t talkin’ about no Air Force Ones/ I just gotta know, before you let me get some…Do you have a fresh pair of panties on?”. Ah yes, nothing like asking a stranger if she has “fresh panties” on. You’re the man, Snoop.

The Weirdest Things Guys Have Said To Women In Bed

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Nov24 orgasm.com1We all know that sexy time gets personal, but sometimes, it just goes a little over board and gets a little too personal. And this time I’m not talking about the chicks. This time I’m asking the girls what some of the weirdest things guys have ever said to them in the sack.

1. “I Love You.” Mind you, it was a one night stand.

2. “I want to lick your armpit.”

3. There was this one guy would couldn’t get off without stringing together a whole bunch of foul words that made no sense as a sentence; “fuck, whore, asshole, bitch, cunt, pussy!” So odd.

4. One guy begged me to slap his erect dick.

5. “You’re the first biological woman I’ve had sex with in a long time…”

6. “My last girlfriend had a really wicked body.”

7. “Your ass tastes like caramel.”

8. “I’m sorry…I don’t always cry like this.”

9. “Can I cut you?”

10. “I just want to make you cum Jenny!” Too bad my name is Brittany.

11. “Call me daddy.”

12. “Wow, you’re just like a man in bed.”

13. “Don’t worry my mom has heard me have sex before.”

14. I met this guy on an online dating site and we had only e-mailed back and fourth a couple times before meeting up and having sex. He couldn’t stop saying, “I’m a stranger. You don’t know me, I’m a stranger, you don’t know me,” over and over again.

15. “Could you wash this?” And then handed me a used butt plug.

16. “You’re not pulling my balls hard enough.”

17. “So, have you ever seen ‘Two Girls: One Cup’?”

18. “Can I stick it in now?”

I always thought that the guys were the normal ones, but it turns out they’re not!

10 Commandments of College Sex

Monday, November 15th, 2010

1. Thou Shall Not Sleep With An Ex’s Roommate: You want to keep your college experience as drama free as you can, not only should you not sleep with your ex’s roommates, you should also never sleep with your roommate’s ex.

2. Thou Shall Abstain From Mood Music: I’m sure that you’ve noticed when you watch movies, there is a soundtrack in the background that is specifically designed for every scene. Especially when an online sex scene comes on, there is always some steamy music going on in the background. As much as you’d like to replicate this in real life, I’m suggesting that you don’t because it can be really cheesy.

3.Thou Shall Consider Location: If you’re looking to pick up at a college frat party where everyone is wasted, then you have another thing coming to you. If you go home with someone, chances are they wont even remember your name the next morning, let alone want to start a relationship.

4. Control Thyself: If you actually found your special someone in college and you just can’t seem to keep your hands off each other, keep it in the privacy of your own dorm room. No one wants to see your PDA all over campus.

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5. Thou Shall Use Protection: Every time you fuck someone, use protection. Always keep condoms on hand in a drawer or somewhere in the bathroom. Also, use the pill, the patch, or those vaginal rings that are always advertised on TV because the last thing you need is to be pregnant in college or to knock up some chick.

6. Thou Shall Keep Mum: There is no point in sharing your sexual history with anyone, especially a current partner. The only reason people name drop is to foster a sense of adequacy.

7. Thou Shall Not Steal: I’m pretty sure this one is self explanatory so basically don’t steal.

8. Know Thy Own Beer Goggles: Getting drunk and making decisions can lead to some pretty large regrets, that are also occasionally humorous. In college, drinking and sex go together so you’re going to have to accept it, however try not to make really bad decisions that could threaten your safety.

9. Thou Shall Not Fear Making The First Move: College is the time to take risks, so take a chance and don’t be afraid of failing. Otherwise you can stay home and watch porn.

10. Love Not Thy Neighbor: Don’t get me wrong, Im all about fostering friendly relationships with the people that you run into on a day to day basis. It’s nice to have someone to turn to when you’re having one of those days, just don’t turn it into something that it’s not.

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Wind Blowing The Sail On Your Mast: Putting The Fun Back Into Masturbation

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

Masturbation is the most common sexual activity in the world – even men with girlfriends and wives often masturbate more often than they have straight up sex. Despite this fact, masturbation is rarely discussed, and has become a neglected part of a healthy sex life. Knowing how to take care of yourself is crucial, so we’ve come up with some solutions to make your masturbatory routine a more varied and tactile experience.

#1 The Fleshlight: While the fleshlight is the most costly suggestion on our list, it’s also the most rewarding. Shaped like a flashlight, the fleshlight is made of plastic that feels nearly like human skin. No word of a lie, sticking your cock in the vaginal opening for a quick fuck is magic. If you have the resources, we recommend the fleshlight for a reality based experience.

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#2 Apple Pie: American Pie popularized the hot apple pie technique years ago, however it’s now seen as a masturbation cliche. There’s no reason for this, as pie a perfectly viable way to get your rocks off (did I mention it was warm too?). Just remember to pull out before you bust a nut though, you wouldn’t want to add any special sauce to Sunday night’s desert.

#3 The Mattress Technique: This is the real reason box-springs were invented: just slip your cock between your mattress and box-spring and start fucking – and you’ll see what we mean. Pure bliss!

#4 A Bag of Vaseline: If you’re not a fan of the mattress technique above, it’s probably because you don’t like your masturbation quite as rough as we do. For those who aren’t satisfied with a rough ride, we recommend the good ol’ baggy of vaseline. It’s smooth, silky and sensual without too much mess (as long as you pick an appropriate bag).

#5 The Old Standard: With all of our tried and true methods, don’t forget that sometimes it’s great to masturbate with a clenched fist. It’s God’s way – so pump your penis hard with this old school technique on Sundays! Over and out.

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