Archive for the ‘Boobs / Tits / Breasts’ Category

Fake Tits vs. Real Tits: Porn Star Edition

Monday, June 18th, 2012

A few months ago we held an in-depth discussion about the intricacies of breast augmentation and, after tirelessly polling the public, wrote up our analysis of the battle between fake tits and real tits. Hell, who are we kidding? We just wrote a blog about it which can, coincidentally, be found here.

After the success of that last post, we thought it might be time to review the subject so today we’re bringing you 5 porn stars who went under the knife and we’re asking you to choose whether  they looked better before or after surgery.

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Vicky Vette is our Porn Star MILF of the Week

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012

Let us introduce you to Vicky Vette, one of the hottest MILFs in the biz and the head of the Vette Nation Army. Vicky is proof that good things come to those who wait…after all, she waited till she was 38 before ever entering the business. Instead, Vicky climbed the corporate ladder and worked as a housing contractor while leading a double life as a “raging swinger”. Yes, “raging swinger”. Just imagine how much swinging you have to do to get that title.

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Porn Star Of The Week: Alanah Rae

Monday, April 16th, 2012

Freehold, New Jersey has produced two very important people. One of them is Bruce Springsteen. Don’t dispute me on the importance of the Boss. The man is a legend and if it weren’t for him we’d know nothing about Atlantic City or the streets of Philadelphia. The other important person that hails form Freehold is Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week. Her name is Alanah Rae and she has great boobs. What more can you ask for? Learn what makes those knockers bounce after the jump.

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Porn Star Of The Day: Chasey Lain

Monday, April 9th, 2012

After a brief bunny induced hiatus, we’re back. Get it? Bunnies? Easter? Why is there a bunny anyway? What do rabbits have to do with the resurrection of Christ? Whatever, who cares? Let’s look at some tits. Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week cums to us from your earliest wet dreams. Ladies and gentlemen, her name is Chasey Lain and she’s been making sex movies since the premiere of Eerie, Indiana.

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Porn Star Hollie Stevens Battling Cancer

Thursday, April 5th, 2012

SF Weekly reports that gorgeous porn star and clown porn pioneer, Hollie Stevens is battling cancer. In a sad twist of events, the 30 year old XXX performer was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2011. She underwent a mastectomy in August of that year but the bad news keeps coming. After the jump, let’s salute this gorgeous goddess as she prepares for another round of treatment.

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Octomom Ruins Future Career As A Porn Star

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Remember Octomom, that chick who pumped out a bunch of kids then realized she couldn’t afford them? Just when you thought her 15 minutes were up, she’s back in the news again. This time, instead of ruining her womb, Octomom’s ruining her future career as a porn star. Read on and find out why showing her tits was the wrong move.

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Celebrities We Want To See Baring Their XXX Parts

Monday, March 12th, 2012

Last night I had a dream I was banging one of the sluts from Jersey Shore. I’m not sure which slut it was, they’re all the same herpes-ridden drunkards. If you’ve had dream sex with one, you’ve had dream sex with them all. I was completely repulsed and cursed myself for not dreaming of someone more attractive like Joslyn James, but it gave me an excellent idea. What celebrities do people want to see naked? Get a load of Wednesday Adams’ tits and many more after the jump.

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Pregnant Sex – Banging For Your Baby

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Babies man, what a trip. They’re always crying or leaking from some orifice and they’re expensive. I don’t even have money in my bank account to buy a cheeseburger or a serious girlfriend right now. However, should I meet that special honey and plant my seed in her bush for life, to quote the Roots, I’d hope that we could continue to have sex while there’s another human growing inside of her. For those of you who find yourselves with an expectant lady read on after the jump and learn the best positions for pregnant sex.

Man, I hope that’s not alcohol in her glass.

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What is “alt porn”?

Friday, February 17th, 2012

With all the new porn genres emerging out there in the world of free porn online, it’s hard to keep up. Don’t worry guys, I got your back. If you’ve been wondering what the deal is with this new term called “alt porn” read on and find out the definition and some hot examples after the jump.

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My First MILF Memory

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Everyone remembers their first encounter with a MILF. This is mine:

When I was little I used to play soccer. I wasn’t by any means good at it, nor did I think I could make a career out of it but my coach’s wife was smoking hot and it made practices more interesting when she was around. Mrs. Kiffen was younger than our coach, not younger by a few years, younger by 12 years. That’s a big age gap when your coach is 34. She was only 11 years older than the kids her husband coached! The girls on the team loved her because she knew who they were drooling over in their Tiger Beat magazines. The guys on the team loved her too because she had big tits, blonde hair and looked like a super model.

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