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Weird Sex Facts

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

We all do it. Sex is a normal part of life. Some of us do it a lot more than others, and some of us only dabble into it once in a while. Bottom line, sex is one of the most reoccurring thoughts in the human mind and drives a lot of our everyday emotions.

Some of you reading this probably think that you’re an expert when it comes to sex, but I bet you there are probably a lot of things you didn’t know about sex.

I’m not talking about sex skills and technique, rather, scientific facts and studies regarding sex and let me tell you, some of them are pretty far out there! It makes me wonder why and how there was even studies conducted on some of these things in the first place.

Here is a list of the weirdest sex facts I’ve ever heard of:

1. Oral sex is not only a human thing:
Macaques, cheetahs, hyenas and goats also perform oral sex on their partners-and get this, in many cases they swallow!

2. Porn isn’t just a human thing:
When monkeys at Duke University were offered the opportunity to pass up their fruit juice in exchange for images of female monkey asses, they gave their drinks right up.

3. Looking at threesome porn helps a man produce better sperm:
Studies show that men tend to create better sperm when competition is high. And there is no greater competition quite like the sight of a chick getting pounded from two guys at once.

4. The bigger the balls, the more promiscuous the female of your species:
If the females in the species are bigger sluts, then the male’s balls will be a lot bigger. Female chimpanzees are very promiscuous, and the male chimpanzee has balls ten times the size of those of gorillas, who often enjoy monogamous relationships with their partners. Humans fall in between the two.

5.Bigger brains come at the expense of your balls:
Sorry for all you geeks and braniacs out there, but studies show that because large brains take a lot to develop and keep running, they come at the expense of other things in the body. Also known as, your balls.

Not sure what you got out of these facts, but there is one thing for sure that you can do right now. Go and look at some free porn with threesomes and you can improve your sperm production!

The Interior Cum Shot

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Talk to any educated porn professional and they will tell you their take on the infamous money shot. The finale to any great fuck film, cum shots can be found in 99 percent of all films that feature a women and a swinging dick after sex.

If you have delved deeper into the arguments made by certain sexual education figures, it has been said that money shots are merely an example of male objectification or the height of misogyny, however no bone can dispute that is it the building block of modern sex tapes. Whether an example of female submission, a vitamin bath or male territorialism, or simple proof that the guy didn’t spill his seed at work, grand finales all depend on the perspective you choose.

The cream pie on the other hand, is an internal shot that allows viewers to see a porn star’s pussy or ass leak cum. It is a validation that the man actually came and has bred its own genre of porn. Fake internal cum shots are usually nothing more then a fake orgasm by the man on tape.

However, a new hentai is changing the way money shots are being viewed by giving an interior perspective. In the animation “cougar time” – the camera is literally placed inside a woman’s mouth, and viewers get to watch as the the glorious cum shot or sakogamochi occurs. The japanese expression for “past the teeth” is the equivalent to the american cum shot term.

The cum shot could be seen as being beneficial for a woman, so that she doesn’t suffer the same fake orgasms that men seem to witness too often. Its time we outfit porn stars everywhere with interior cameras so we can watch some anal, vaginal or oral cum shots for the first time.

Become the Woman of Your Dreams

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Have you ever wanted to feel like a real woman, without the trouble of nasty surgery? Well, you’re in luck, because now there’s the Seamless FemSkin III, that will allow our friends of the transgendered variety to actually transform into the natural shape of a woman. This may seem disturbing to those not in the market for gender reassignment, but I have to credit the designers of this product for coming up with such a fascinating product that mimics the female form so closely you might think you were in a free porn flick.

The FemSkin III is the most advanced, anatomically correct, female latex suit on the market. It fits snugly over your body, from ankle to neck to shoulder, transforming it into one sweet lady. It comes in tinted natural skin tones and contour pads to adapt to your own complexion and shape. The suit is specially molded to give you that sexy shape and perfect female form, complete with D-cup tits, a raised and round ass, and, most importantly a beautifully shaped cunt. No matter what your size, this will stretch to fit your shape and won’t tear or stretch out.

Man has walked on the moon, and now he can piss through a vagina!  This suit has a beautifully engineered pouch kit, which is placed over the penis and the catheter rolls down the shaft of your cock and has a tube that flows down to a hole in your new pussy. You want more? Well bend over – because theres a built in latex rectum to give you a penetrable anus!

It seems they really have thought of everything…

The Human Sexipede

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Director Lee Roy Myers and Tom Byron Pictures provide further proof that the adult entertainment industry is capable of creating a porn parody of nearly any major motion picture. The dynamic duo will be taking a cult classic horror film, and turning it into a gang banging, pussy pounding porno.

Fans of horror films have probably already laid witness to the a titillating fuck fest The Human Centipede, so it doesn’t take much imagination to figure out what the porn parody will be called. The Human Sexipede will transform the horrific plot that captivated millions of psychotic freaks around the globe, and turn it into a sex fueled romp.

The original movie revolves around a mad German scientist who sews three people together ass-to-mouth in an effort to satisfy his life-long obsession with conjoined entities. Why did Myers decide to embark on this project? Well, logic. ”I thought, ‘you know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment.’

Fans of porn favorites will know Myers others XXX parodies such as The Office, Seinfeld and Reno 911, but according to him, The Human Sexipede might be his Citizen Kane. He says: “In this version, three tourists in Germany are captured by a mad sex educator and he wants to sew them all together, mouth to genitals, and I am doing a slapstick version. It is a true parody and I think it’s one of the best things that I’ve written, at least one of the funniest things that I’ve written.”

The full length feature film will surely be a treat for anyone twisted enough to like the original, and desperate for a fuck fantasy adaptation. The porn flick will star such busty beauties as Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, Keni Styles, and Danica Dillan. It will surely be a treat for any porn fans whom want to see their favorite porn stars sewn pussy to mouth.

The Decline of Western Civilization for our Generation

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

Funny. “The Decline of Western Civilization” WAS for my generation.

But that bold statement is what’s being said about the new documentary by director Ramzi Abed that centers on the alt-porn scene called “The New Erotic.”

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‘Malice in Lalaland’ Drops this Tuesday

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

If you haven’t heard, this Tuesday is finally the drop date for AVN Award-nominated director Lew Xypher’s long-anticipated adult feature “Malice in Lalaland,” shot in glorious 35mm film and actually toting quite the budget.

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‘Bartenders’ Coming Soon from Burning Angel

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

First thing interesting; Burning Angel is in the news again so fast (yeah I talk about them a lot). Second interesting thing; this isn’t an announcement about another fucking porn parody. Which is awesome.

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Burning Angel Issue #2 Released!

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

If you like your porn with tattoos, piercings, maybe a splash of hair dye thrown into the mix and rounded out with a pair of steel tips, then you are very aware of BurningAngel videoshome of the alt-porn star!

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