If pornography has taught us anything it’s that women love it when you shoot your load all over their face. This is called a facial and it’s a great way to get your splooge from sticking to the bed, or wherever you’re having sex. After you let loose your canon of white goo, the woman who receives it can daintily wipe it off with a tissue, and you can go watch football while she cleans the house and bakes you a pot roast. Not! Sidenote – we should really bring back that expression and perhaps “cowabunga”. Anyhoo, I’ll put my quest for the revival of 90s slang on hold and present to you the cold hard facts: Do women really like it when you cum on their face?
Bear in mind that the two women I surveyed for this study are friends of mine. Also, in order to respect their privacy, I didn’t use their real names. First we have Luanne. She’s 26 and we went to school together. At first she was put off by my email about receiving a facial because she misunderstood and thought I wanted to give her one. After careful explanation in which I told Luanne straight up that although she’s smoking hot, I would never have sex with her because she’s a fan of the New York Islanders. Finally after a discussion on whether or not the Isles would ever have a goalie worth talking about, she gave me her answer regarding facials.
Luanne – “I’ll allow a guy to come on my face if I trust him, or if I’ve had a few too many.”
She said the same thing about anal, so if you’re into a crappy NHL team and are trustworthy, I’ll give you Luanne’s number.
Next I asked 32 year old Chantal, a sassy BBW (she refers to herself that way) that I’ve known for about a year. No joke, I met this chick at a supermarket. She’s teaches high school math and I have no idea who her students concentrate because she’s got the largest set of knockers I’ve ever seen. Chantal is also from DC and said that when she was getting her teaching degree she almost “knifed a hoe”, I assume over a sandwich. Luckily for me Chantal is very open about sex and jumped at the chance to respond to my question of whether or not women like getting a facial.
Chantal – “It’s degrading, like a dog marking his territory. And what if you’re using a condom? Does the guy pull out, take it off and then shoot the baby-batter into your eye? I’m not into it. It kind of sets women back. ”
I didn’t interview porn star Veronica Rayne but I’m guessing from the pic below that she’s loving the facial. Or she’s loving it because she gets paid to love it. Either way, it’s hot. So what do we learn from this? Are women appreciative of a good facial? It appears that they might not be, which is why we have sex clips starring Veronica Rayne.
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