Does Beer Make Better Lovers?

Beer is not generally considered an aphrodisiac, but according to some men, it helps the cause of great lovemaking. A few seem to believe that it simply relaxes them and allows them to be more romantic and at ease. Others actually believe that it gives them better performance and staying power. Anecdotal evidence seems to indicate that women generally do not agree with this assessment: Consumption of large amounts of beer does not make great lovers.

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First of all, too much beer can make it more likely that a guy can’t get there at all. It can change the personality enough that a guy is mostly unappealing to the opposite sex. If he is loud and annoying, how close is he going to get to the pussy? If he drinks too much and can’t manage to show up for his date, he’s SOL for that, too. It may be helpful if both parties have been drinking. That way, whether there’s good sex, bad, sex, or no sex may matter less overall.

One can’t vouch for the physiology of every individual, so it could be possible that for some man out there, beer does help him to stay hard longer. Smoking pot may also make some drummer in the world a better player, but reports from most bands still seem to hold that this is mostly in the mind of the pothead drummer who says it. For the beer-drinking guys, they may manage to keep it up, but they are just as likely to fall victim to the ailment affectionately known as ‘whiskey dick.’ Whiskey is not the only beverage that can keep a guy flaccid rather than at the ready.

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Guys should remember that it isn’t only a handsome face, a nice ass, or a big, stiff dick that is going to attract a woman or keep her around. Personality does count. A little social drinking here and there is fine and well within the realm of reason. The idea that drinking multiple pints every time a guy gets ready to do the wild thing doesn’t make such sense. A guy who drinks too much can dull his personality. Not very interesting, let alone rude or intoxicated, is not going to get a guy laid.

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