All Creatures Great and Horny

There have been often told tales of lovers who go off into the woods to supposedly watch certain animals in their natural habitat and wind-up fucking themselves. More than one marshal art is based on the movements of animals and when we are horny more often the not we regard our baser, animalistic passions coming to the fore.

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In the U.K. recently horny birdwatchers were caught by park rangers using secluded bird watching huts for their late night love-making. The hunt and chase of the supposed civilized fix hunt brings men’s cocks round to erection as they ride their horses, and many a woman is both repelled by animal blood on her man’s hunting jacket as grows aroused when she prepares the meat of animal he has killed.

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Ironically almost all bird species are monogamous, in fact many animals exhibit mating behavior that would do well on a dating site but we, as the most intelligent animal-arguably-retain the right to root and scurry in our basest basements for debasement of our lovers.

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We might not be following our feathered friends or scurry brothers, we might indeed by leading the charge in our animalist sense when it comes to sex.

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Then there are the aberrations to heterosexual sex we indulge in that seem to be seen in other mammal’s behaviors to; black swans have been known for some homosexual pairings and almost all species have been seen masturbating. We do though seem to have kinks and fetishes pretty much sown up as far as truly non vanilla sexual practices are concerned!

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The truth is that no animal is above the other in how refined their sexual practices might be. When it comes to these incredibly complicated yet base urges we all pretty much are taken over by a blood fever, want to get off, with our without a partner.

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It a thing lives it pretty much poops and eats and if that thing wants to continue to propagate its own species it pretty much, for the most part, most procreate with another of its species to do so. The urge to spawn, to rub up against, to feel pleasure is as strong for the salmon as it is for a homosexual teenager looking for his first blowjob.

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