Sex With An Ex: The Rules

If you live in a small town, then it is probably inevitable that you’re going to bump into your ex at one point or another. Hell, if you live in a big city you’re probably going to bump into an ex at some point, because you know what they say, it’s a small world after all.

Sure, it can sometimes be a bit awkward, BUT it also presents a unique opportunity to rekindle the physical spark, for old times sake.

The question is, should you capitalize on this chance? Fuck ya you should, but not without following a few strict guidelines:

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1. Never call her: When you were involved, you were getting a steady dose of sex, and once it is cut off and you’ve gone without it for a while, you’re bound to do almost anything to get some and free porn just wont cut it. If the hookup is going to happen, then you either have to run into her or she has to call you.

2. Let enough time pass: Exactly when you take another run at her depends on how things went down in the end. If it was a mutual and mature breakup, then you should be good to go in a couple of months. But if shit when down and the emotional scarring is still pretty raw, you are going to have to wait a bit.

3. Be clear about your intentions: When you tell her that you are only interested in a purely sexual relationship, she may agree, but then secretly start to work to manipulate that chance. Come to an understanding, but make sure she know the arrangement.

4. Don’t talk about relationship stuff: She will spend a lot of this new time dissecting your every word. Even casually chatting about old times can give her hope so try to avoid it all together.

5. No cuddling: When the sex is over, she might want you to spend some time cuddling and may even try and convince you to stay the night. Whatever you do, get out of there as quickly as possible. She’ll get the hint that it is just meaningless sex.

If you can follow all of these guidelines outlined above then you should have no problem dabbling into ex girlfriend territory. If you cheat, then that’s your own damn fault and she will be hanging off of you and there will be nothing you can do! Keep the fucking casual, and you will have no regrets.

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