Given that the new year is just around the corner, thinking back on this year’s abundance of sex scandals brought a smirk to my face. After all, one thing is for sure – as “advanced” as our society may be, we’re still nothing but a bunch of horny folk. Has the free porn boom taught you nothing? Below, we’ll highlight some of the most bizarre sex stories of 2010. Whether they inspire or appall you, they’ll be sure to give you a good laugh nonetheless.
1. Free Room For Sex Tape – As we’ve mentioned on a previous article, Berth Bilton Jr. – son of Swedish porn mogul Berth Milton Sr. – is planning to open the first chain of ‘sex hotels’ where couples stay for free under one condition: they must be ok with being filmed having sex. While it’s not for everyone, it’s certainly something.
2. Horny Break In – After breaking into a house, setting up a tripod, and filming themselves having sex, a couple from Elma, Washigton was caught red-handed by a friendly neighbor. In a fit of panic, they ran way – leaving the tripod, camera and film behind for all to enjoy.
3. The Ultimate Bestiality Punishment – A young man from the village of Yeh Mbang in Indonesia gave into his bestiality tendencies by having sex with a cow. After getting caught, villagers punished him by forcing him to marry the very object of his desire. However, the ceremony ended with the drowning of the animal and a simulated drowning of the man – as a means of ‘cleansing’ his body from his bestiality offence.
4. Drastic Measures – As a means of putting a stop to her own daughter’s wedding, a deranged Russian woman called authorities and accused her of planning a terrorist attack on the very plane she was boarding to her wedding. After being escorted out of the plane and taken into interrogation, the call was eventually traced back to the soon-to-be bride’s mother, who admitted to having a distaste for Moroccans.
5. Bad Advice – After a therapist allegedly advised a man to cheat on his spouse, the couple decided to sue him on the grounds of pain and suffering. Never has the phrase “have your cake and eat it too” been so applicable.