A Lesson In Jimmy Hats

With so many different condom brands to chose from, how do you go about picking the right one? While going for the old standard might sound easier, you’ll also run the risk of missing out on sex that could give you double, even triple the amount of pleasure. As an attempt to make your next shopping trip that much easier, we have compiled a list of how to go about selecting your next ‘party hat’.

1. Pick Your Brand – Latex is no longer the be-all material for condoms. For those who only buy the very best, consider switching to those made of Microsheer. Made from a medical polyurethane, these luxury condoms are capable of transmitting body heat, are nonallergenic and have absolutely no taste or smell – now there’s a condom I can stand behind. Alternatively, you can also opt for one made of Tactylon. Also nonallergenic and easily stretchable (score!), the only setback lies in its steeper price point. For those on a budget, a ribbed or studded latex alternative will give you the orgasm boost minus the price.

2. Keep Them Handy – Too many men are guilty of leaving a big ol’ stash of condoms right by their beds. And while there’s nothing wrong with using protection, your date will be sure to wonder why on earth you need so many. Consider keeping them stashed in a small toiletry bag. This way, you won’t run the risk of having your date – or mom – find them next time.

3. Timing Is Everything – Now that you know what to aim for when purchasing a condom, it’s time to put that thing on. While I’m sure most of you don’t need a step-by-step set of interactions to do this, understanding that timing is everything is an absolute must. Even a half a second pause is enough to throw the whole plan out of line. If necessary, have your partner give you quick lap dance so that you don’t miss a beat. You don’t want to resort to free porn.

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